Zion Presents...YouTube Invasion: New Year's Revolution!!

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And now...Zion Wrestling's Mayhem Presents...YouTube Invasion: New Year's Revolution!

James Buchanan: The following contest…is a Gauntlet Eliminator Match…and it is for the Mayhem Chance Briefcase!



James Buchanan: Introducing the competitor at Number 1…from Austin, Texas…weighing in at 170 lbs…Eden! Sterling!

"Killer Queen" begins as the lights lower. Two strobe lights flash on the stage area, alternating between red and white. Slowly, Eden Sterling walks out onto the stage. She gazes over the crowd with a smug smirk on her face as she readjusts her wrist gauntlets. She flips back the hood to her best and lets out an almost banshee-like scream before walking calmly to the ring.



The lights in the arena go down, as a humming starts to fill the room. Gold lights circle the room, illuminating sections of fans for a moment at time before moving on to somewhere else. A few seconds pass of hearing the humming, before a voice fills the room.

MY HEROES DRESS IN BLACK

A dream beat accompanying the word “black” brings the gold lights to the entrance ramp, where the curtain is brushed aside, and strutting onto the stage comes a woman who’s dubbed herself a Masterpiece--ironically, as the song plays, in white and gold. A coy little smirk graces Théa Erzili’s face as she turns her head to look into the crowd, seemingly nonplussed by the less-than-favourable reaction she receives.

Even as the tempo of the song picks up, Théa’s clearly in no hurry to get down to the ring--one foot in front of the other, a slow, methodical march down the ramp. One fan, in particular, gets the attention of the Cajun woman, and though she’s largely dismissed the audience’s reaction to this point, she actually gives the man a moment of her time--before responding to whatever he’s said to her by blowing a kiss and turning her attention back to the ring.

Announcer: And…the competitor at Number 2…from New Orleans, Louisiana, and weighing in at 147 lbs...she is a Masterpiece, THÉAAAAAAAAAAAA ERZIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Théa smirks as her name is announced, gracefully sliding up onto the apron. She lifts a hand up, curling her fingers to effectively point to herself while she looks up to the rafters. A moment's pause allows the fans to get their booing out before Théa steps between the ropes, moving to her corner of the ring.



The bell rings and these two competitors are off to the races! Sterling and Erzili start things off with Collar-And-Elbow Tie Up! Erzili gets the upper hand early, going for a Wrist Lock on Sterling! She struggles for a bit, but eventually gets momentum back in her favor, rolling forward and un-wringing her arm! She pops up to her feet, wringing the arm of Erzili herself! Sterling slips underneath the arm again, this time rolling Erzili forward and onto the mat, before dragging her to her stomach and locking in a Fujiwara Armbar! Erzili is in trouble now with Sterling having the hold locked in tight! Erzili manages to shift over, getting her other arm under Sterling’s leg to force her into a Schoolboy Roll Up!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Sterling, but Erzili stays on her, contorting her opponent in order to apply the Paradise Lock! Sterling is in pain now, as Erzili begins to mock her over the crowd’s hatred! She sits back on Sterling now, applying the hold even tighter as Sterling fails to find an escape route! Erzili eventually grows bored of her treatment of her opponent, releasing the hold on Sterling herself! She gets Sterling to her feet, before throwing her back to the mat with an Exploder Suplex! Erzili is reveling in the pain being dealt to Sterling now as she gets her to her feet again, getting her in position for a Powerbomb! But Sterling counters once she’s up in the air, hoisting herself over Erzili and bringing her to the mat with a Sunset Flip Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Erzili, but Sterling stays on her! She pops up to her feet with Erzili still in tow, hoisting her up in air and dropping her with a Sit-Out Powerbomb! Sterling pops back up to her feet, before jumping up and delivering a Senton to Erzili! She moves out of the way, however, leaving Sterling to hit the mat on her own! Erzili comes back at her, going for a Senton of her own! Sterling moves out of the way now, leaving Erzili to hit the mat again! But this time she takes another route, jumping up before landing a Double Foot Stomp on Erzili! She lays across her adversary for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Erzili grapevines Sterling, bringing her back for the Crucifix Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Sterling, who flips back on the mat with Erzili in tow! She wills herself back to her feet, with Erzili still on her back, before taking her down with a Samoan Drop! The fans are left in awe at this act of strength, but hardly has time to register it before th countdown timer begins to show!

Crowd: FIVE…!
FOUR…!
THREE…!
TWO…!
ONE…!





Elijah Copeland enters next, making a beeline for the ring to pick at the bones of Erzili and Sterling! He goes for the pin on Sterling first, thinking he can get an easy and early elimination!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Sterling! Copeland doesn’t seemed too surprised, instead opting to go for a pin on Erzili, who seemed to be his prime target all along!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Erzili, now prompting Copeland to freak out! He gets to his feet, before coming face to face with Eden Sterling! Copeland goes for a Clothesline, but Sterling ducks it, getting him in position for a Pumphandle Slam! She lifts him up for it, but he counters, going for a Snapmare! Sterling gets to her feet, immediately looking for Lariat on Copeland! But he ducks underneath it, instead running up behind Sterling and planting her into the mat with a Running Bulldog! He goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Sterling! Copeland waits for her to reach her feet again, before hitting the ropes, looking for another Bulldog! But Erzili intercepts, cutting him off with an Arm Drag! Copeland makes it back to his feet, before getting dropped back down again with a Dropkick from Erzili! She gets Copeland to his feet, but before Erzili could go for her next move, Copeland swats her hands away, before throwing a kick to her midsection and driving her head to the mat with a Snap DDT! He gets to his feet, catching Sterling as she tries to get up and hitting her with a Superkick! Erzili attempts to get to her feet as well, before immediately catching a Superkick of her own from Copeland! The countdown timer begins again as Copeland postures in the center of the ring!

Crowd: FIVE…!
FOUR…!
THREE…!
TWO…!
ONE…!





Angel Kash makes her way out next and almost immediately makes a double take on stage! She looks down the ramp at the lone man standing in the ring and gives him a narrow eyed look as she makes her way down! She slowly and tentatively makes her way into the ring, eyeing Copeland up and down in a mix of confusion and disgust before slowly approaching Copeland and simply saying to him:

“Steele?”

Copeland is confused as Kash keeps eyeing him! Eventually he gets sick of the stand off, going for a Superkick to Kash! She catches it however, going for a Dragon Screw Leg Whip to Copeland! He tries to make it to his feet, but Kash catches him, going for a Running Knee Lift! Copeland staggers back, leaving an opening for Kash to hit a Spinning Heel Kick! Kash goes for the pin!

ONE…!


TWO…!

Kick out by Copeland! Kash tries to get him to his feet, looking to capitalize! But Erzili cuts in, hitting Kash with a High Speed Lariat! Kash scrambles back to her feet, before getting her arm wrung by Erzili! She lays a Knife Edge Chop across Kash’s chest and sends her into the corner! She lays into Kash some more, catching her with a second Knife Edge Chop! Then another! Before going for an Irish Whip to the opposite corner! She chases Kash, looking for another devastating move! But she reverses, smashing Kash over the head with a Big Boot! Erzili is turned around and Kash runs to her adversary, nailing her with a Bulldog! Kash with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Erzili! Meanwhile Elijah Copeland and Eden Sterling are going at it again! Copeland starts to bring Sterling down with a set of vicious Kicks to the legs! She hits the ropes, but comes back to Dropkick from Sterling! Copeland staggers up into another Dropkick from Sterling! Copeland gets to his feet, right into a Complete Shot! Sterling gets to her feet, waiting for Copeland to do the same, before jumping up and hitting the QUEEN CUTTER!! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER CONNECTS!! Sterling with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THR-

Kick out by Copeland! Eden looks up in disappointment, but hardly has time to register it before the countdown timer starts again!

Crowd: FIVE…!
FOUR…!
THREE…!
TWO…!
ONE…!





Katie Powell rushes down to the ring, immediately decking Eden Sterling with a Discus Lariat! She then catches Thea Erzili right out of an attempted Crossbody, before bringing her to the mat with a Powerslam! Angel Kash steps up to Powell now, going for a bevy of strikes on the moch larger athlete! She guts through them, however, grabbing Kash and bieling her over the top rope, ejecting her from the ring! Copeland comes in now, catching Powell with a Yakuza Kick! He capitalizes, looking for a Tornado DDT! But Powell reverses, pushing him away before kicking him in the midsection when he returns! She sets him up before dropping Copeland with the UNTIMELY DEPARTURE!! CANADIAN DESTROYER GETS HIM!! Before Powell can go for a pin however, Thea Erzili comes back in, applying a Sleeper Hold! The submission looks as though it might be putting Powell down! But she reverses, dropping Thea to the mat with a Snapmare! She gets back up only to be hit with a Big Boot by Powell! She gets Erzili to her feet and sets her up, before dropping her with the UNMARKED GRAVE!! JACKHAMMER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS!! Powell with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!

James Buchanan: Thea Erzili…has been eliminated!

Powell gets up from her pin, just in time to come face to face with Eden Sterling! The two eye each other down, before going to trade strikes in unison! Powell gets the upper hand with a boot to Sterling’s shin, before lifting her up and taking her to the mat with a Sit Out Powerbomb! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Sterling! Powell gets Sterling to her feet, lifting her up for a Michinoku Driver! But Sterling evades it, hopping off of her shoulders and pushing her away from behind, before nailing her with EAT THIS!! DISCUS LARIAT CONNECTS!! Sterling with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Powell! Sterling waits for her to try and get up, hitting the ropes and going for Instant Peril! But Powell ducks underneath, before snatching up Sterling from behind! She scoops Sterling up, looking for Sleep Paralysis! But just then, Elijah Copeland steps back in, nailing Powell with a Superkick! She drops Sterling, leaving an opening for Copeland to hit the PHILLY SPECIAL!! BRAINBUSTER DDT! CONNECTS!! He spots Sterling starting to get up again, with Powell not far behind! Realizing that 2-on-1 is his best shot at getting rid of Powell, Copeland encourages Sterling to go for her finisher! He catches Powell with a kick to the shin to send her doubling over, before Sterling nails her with INSTANT PERIL!! LAST SHOT CONNECTS!! Sterling goes for the pin, with Copeland piling on top!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!

James Buchanan: Katie Powell…has been eliminated!

Copeland and Sterling slowly rise to their feet, this match clearly having taken a lot out of them! They come to realize that they’re the only one’s left, before going after each other!

They begin to trade strikes, with Copeland getting the advantage with a kick to Sterling’s leg! He attempts to capitalize with a Bicycle Kick, but Sterling reverses with a Schoolboy Roll Up!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Copeland! He gets to his feet, only for Sterling to go for Eat This! But Copeland ducks underneath, snatching Sterling up and hitting a Shin Breaker, before dropping her with a SAITO SUPLEX!! Copeland with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Sterling! Copeland gets Sterling to her feet, before getting her in position and lifting her for the Money Maker! But Sterling reverses, getting right in position before dropping Copeland with THE SCOURGE!! SWINGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX GETS HIM!! Sterling hooks the leg for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!

James Buchanan: Elijah Copeland…has been eliminated!

Sterling begins to celebrate, having overcome all the odds to be the winner of this match! Nothing much happens outside of that with the fans waiting for the music to hit once again! Sterling turns around however, right into the KASH FLOW BY ANGEL KASH!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!! KASH WAS STILL IN THIS!! She goes for the pin on Sterling!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!



James Buchanan: Here is your winner…and the holder of the Mayhem Chance Briefcase…Angel! Kash!

Kash receives the briefcase before celebrating as we fade out!

WINNER: ANGEL KASH (VIA PINFALL)
ELIMINATION ORDER
Thea Erzili (0)
Katie Powell (1)
Elijah Copeland (1)
Eden Sterling (2)

[Intern]

We cut backstage to find Captain Cosmo standing in front of a Mayhem backdrop with his hands up in front of his chest touching his fingertips together and a big cheesy grin plastered across his face.

Captain Cosmo: Jeff?! Are we on?! Is the recording device operating?!

The camera moves up and down in a nodding fashion.

Captain Cosmo: Wonderful!

Cosmo then waves awkwardly into the camera.

Captain Cosmo: Hello Cosmonauts and other humans! Captain Cosmo here! Make sure you subscribe, like and comment on the Tube of You or whatever you humans do before--

Jeff: Uhhh Cap? This isn’t a YouTube video…

The Captain rolls his eyes and puts his hands on his hips.

Captain Cosmo: Then what is it?!

Jeff: We’re live and you’re here to talk about your upcoming championship match, Cap.

Cosmo throws up his arms in annoyance.

Captain Cosmo: Gah! Why don’t you tell Captain Cosmo these things before we go live?! Now Captain Cosmo looks like a fool!

The Captain shakes his head.

Captain Cosmo: Very well! Hello Cosmonauts! Captain Cosmo here! And tonight! Captain Cosmo battles friend Nami Megumi for the Championship of the Gateway!

He pauses, going wide-eyed as if he’s waiting for some “oohs” and “aahs” that never come.

Captain Cosmo: Anyway! Captain Cosmo is well aware of the challenge that friend Nami presents! He expects a tough and fair battle! It shall surely be a battle that shall be talked about for many years to come! And Captain Cosmo shall do his best to walk out as the brand new Champion of the Gateway! Captain Cosmo shall do it for the Cosmonauts and for the Cosmic Pug!

Cosmo then gives a thumbs up to the camera along with another cheesy grin.

Captain Cosmo: DON’T TRUST EMUS! Okay! Goodbye!

We then cut to the ring.

James Buchanan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the Zion Wrestling GATEWAY CHAMPIONSHIP!!

"Life On Mars" by David Bowie blasts out of the PA system and Captain Cosmo walks out onto the stage clutching a pile of papers and he begins to hand out a sheet to every single person close by to him, whether they are fans or ringside crew. He then shows what's on the paper to the camera and it's a "Missing" poster for the Cosmic Pug.

Once he reaches the ring, he makes his way over to the announce table and hands out some more of the missing posters to the announcers, the ring announcer along with anyone else in close proximity to him before finally getting into the ring as "Life On Mars" fades out.

She walked out with a microphone stand before the lights went off and the music went on! The light came back on, and when music reached the I want you part, she pointed at the audience with a bright smile before she walked forward and hit the backflip one round before running to touch. A hand with the audience on the ringside at the entrance and around the ring, before she slides onto the stage, pointing to the sky before slowly pointing down at the audience, turns around with a bright smiling, she sat and ask to shake hands with an opponent

James Buchanan: Introducing first…the challenger…from Space…where he weighs in at 0 lbs…Captain! Cosmo!

And his opponent…from Okinawa, Japan…weighing in at 103 lbs…she is the Zion Wrestling GATEWAY CHAMPION…NAMI! MEGUMI!

Cosmo and Megumi start things off, with Megumi going for a Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up…and Cosmo just going with it. He doesn’t stand a chance in this grappling affair, with Megumi quickly getting him in a Wristlock! Megumi starts pushing back, hoping to bring him to the mat! But peculiarly, Cosmo doesn’t go down, instead arching his back and bringing his head to the mat! Even Cosmo is in shock over what he’s currently doing, to which he takes advantage by rolling to the mat, un-wringing his arm! He gets to his feet with Megumi’s arm still in tow, before bringing the champion to the mat with an Arm Drag! Megumi pops back up to her feet, rushing towards Cosmo! He sidesteps her, however, causing her to go into the ropes before catching her with a Drop Toe Hold upon her return! He gets to his feet, stumbling back into the corner as Megumi tries to get up! He looks to capitalize, running towards Megumi while she’s still on her hands and knees for a Penalty Kick! But Megumi dodges, catching Cosmo with a Schoolboy Roll Up!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cosmo! He rolls back to his feet, immediately having the high ground on Megumi, before unloading a stiff Penalty Kick over her head!

Cosmo tries to get Megumi to her feet, but she’s able to push him away, wrapping her hands around Cosmo’s head before dropping down to a knee for the Jawbreaker! Cosmo staggers, before being caught over the head with a Roundhouse Kick! Cosmo is sent down to knee as Megumi hits the ropes and goes for a Bicycle Kick! Cosmo still isn’t going down, with Megumi going behind and pulling him to his feet, going for a Ripcord Knee Strike! She keeps him up, throwing him to the mat with a German Suplex! She bridges for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cosmo! Both competitors slowly get to their feet, with Megumi being the first to go for the challenger! Cosmo trips her up, grabbing her by the ankle and pulling her backfirst to the mat! He goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Megumi! She pops to her feet before Cosmo can get up, getting him into a La Magistral Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cosmo!

Megumi gets Cosmo to his feet, pulling him in and going for an Exploder Suplex! However, she hits it too close to the ropes, causing Cosmo to bounce off of them mid-throw and land back on his feet in the ring! He quickly takes advantage, grabbing Megumi by the head and driving her to the mat with a DDT! Cosmo is on top of the world now with the progression he’s made in this match so far, and tries to seal the deal! He takes to the corner, stomping his foot on the mat and encouraging Megumi to get to her feet!

He rushes over to Megumi, looking for the Cosmo Kick! Megumi gets out of the way, however, before jumping up and catching Cosmo with a Dropkick! Cosmo is sent through the middle rope and out of the ring! Megumi sees a chance to fly, running the ropes before launching herself through the middle rope and hitting Cosmo with a Tornado DDT to the concrete! She gets Cosmo to his feet, before throwing him back into the ring for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

TH-

Kick out by Cosmo! Megumi is a bit shocked here, thinking the huge move would have certainly put Cosmo away! She gets to the middle rope, waiting for Cosmo to attempt to get up, before going for Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! But Cosmo counters, escaping the imminent Panama Sunrise with a Back Body Drop that sends Megumi to the mat! She quickly attempts to get up, back clearly in pain, but she gets stopped cold dead by a COSMO KICK!! SUPER KICK CONNECTS!! Cosmo with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Megumi at the last possible moment! Both Cosmo and the fans are left on edge after that super close fall!

Cosmo waits for Megumi to stumble to her feet, looking for Don’t Trust Emus, but she pushes him away! Cosmo rushes back to Megumi, looking to keep his momentum going, but Megumi stops him in his tracks with RYO NO IKARI!! MEGUMI CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HER OWN!! Cosmo staggers back into the ropes! He seems to be falling fast, which means that the fans are caught 100% off guard when he returns at Megumi with the COSMO KICK!! COSMO HITS HIS SUPERKICK AGAIN!! Megumi staggers back into the ropes now, with Cosmo ready to finish her off! She bounces back and Cosmo goes for his THIRD COSMO KICK!! But Megumi was ready as well, nailing Cosmo with RYO NO IKARI AT THE SAME TIME!! Both competitors catch each other with their Superkick Signatures and go down!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

THIS IS AWESOME!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Both competitors are now scrambling to recover to the mat now, with each of them crawling to the ropes on opposite sides of the ring and using them to get up at the same time! Megumi drags herself over to the corner for support, with Cosmo rushing back at her to take advantage! Megumi quickly counters however, sending a Big Boot across the face of her overzealous challenger and bringing him to a knee! Megumi sees a perfect opportunity, propping herself onto the second rope and hitting Cosmo with TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU!! PANAMA SUNRISE CONNECTS!! Megumi with the quick cover!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Cosmo! Megumi looks up at the referee, disappointed by the near fall! She sets Cosmo up before hitting the ropes, looking for the Tsunami! But Cosmo slumps to the mat, too tired to continue! Megumi tries to set him up again, but in a kneejerk reaction, Cosmo pops up and hits her with DON’T TRUST EMUS!! STUNNER CONNECTS!! But Megumi staggers back, falling out of the ring through the middle rope! By the time Cosmo turns around to go for the pin, Megumi’s already hit the floor on the outside! Cosmo begins to get an idea, remembering what Megumi had done earlier on! He hits the ropes as Megumi begins to get to her feet on the outside!

He rushes towards the ropes and Megumi at full speed before…simply stepping through the ropes and to the apron. Megumi takes full advantage of the fake out dive, grabbing Cosmo by the ankle and tripping him onto the apron before pushing him back into the ring! Cosmo tries getting up, but Megumi is right on top of him, sending a kick to his knee before running the ropes and hitting the TSUNAMI!! LAST SHOT CONNECTS!! Megumi with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!

James Buchanan: The winner of this match…and STILL The Zion Wrestling Gateway Champion…NAMI! MEGUMI!

Nami celebrates with her title before we fade out

WINNER: NAMI MEGUMI (VIA PINFALL)

CHAMPIONSHIP RETAINED

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The scene opens in the dressing room of Trinity with Valentina Skye looking at the mirror as Brooke Cartwright and Delilah Hill are standing behind her. All three of them are checking themselves out.

Valentina Skye: Man, we look soooo hot!

Brooke & Delilah join Valentina in smiling with giggling and acknowledging her compliment. After checking in the mirror a little bit longer, the ladies turn around and notice that there is a camera in front of them. All three were none too pleased about being surprised by this unwarranted appearance. However, that took a back seat as to what really bothered them about the cameraman, as evidenced by them getting frustrated.

Valentina Skye: NO! How many times do we have to tell you about coming to us, huh?

Brooke Cartwright: If you have any sense of intelligence, you better fix this situation fast.

Delilah Hill: Yeah, really fast.

Delilah takes a few steps toward the cameraman, giving him the impression that she’s about to do something. However, the cameraman had enough sense to figure out what they meant. Suddenly, the cameraman knelt before the impatient ladies, keeping the focus on them, which is now a lower angle looking up at them. The ladies deliver sexy, but powerful, stances at the camera. They feel contempt for the improvement of the cameraman’s stance. However, Brooke had something better in mind.

Brooke Cartwright: Not bad. But not good enough. Why don't I take this camera from you….

Brooke takes the camera from the cameraman, with the camera still focused on the ladies.

Brooke Cartwright: …..while you put your face on the floor.

The ladies look at one another and soundly agree with Brooke’s decision. Brooke then adjusts the camera to focus only on the ladies. And after they make a slight movement forward, the camera catches the ladies as they give seductive smirks, letting their authority show.

Brooke Cartwright: We definitely look hot! And why wouldn’t we be? We’re the hottest group in Zion Wrestling. We’ve been proving that very thing for months now, especially in the ring. And tonight, is the culmination of everything that we are and what we set out to do. As we end the year of 2021 with gold in our possession: The Zion Trios Championship.

Valentina Skye: First Ever, to be even more specific. There is no one in this ladder match that has the chemistry and unity as the three of us. And don’t think we’ve ignored all you idiots saying how delusional we are in making waves in Zion Wrestling. And look at what we have been doing. We are the most talked about women in the company, both brands. And as competitors, we have a solid win loss record to match. This is a simple case of us being right and you being completely dumb. And just like my sister has said, tonight, we solidify our claim and you all have absolutely NO CHOICE but to accept reality. Ummmm Hummmm.

As Valentina whips her hair to the side, Delilah begins to speak.

Delilah Hill: Shadow Council, we’re not going to deny showing our cockiness when we faced you and Risa Jackson at the last Mayhem. Our only problem was that we let it go too far and for that, we paid the price. Now you’re riding on false hope that you have advantage over us in the momentum department. That may be with OTHER teams, but we are far different than ANY team in Zion Wrestling. You see, here’s the thing, most would see this “advantage” you have as a hindrance. The three of us? We see this as motivation. We know that our backs are against the wall. It’s pretty much been ordained since no one wants to see us succeed. And that’s what makes it so damn fun for us to crush our competition; just to throw it back in their faces and enjoy them wallowing in shame. We know we can beat the three of you. And as simple as it is to climb the ladder and retrieve those belts, which will be the added perk, the three of us will enjoy systematically breaking all three of you so that not only your chance of winning the titles will be destroyed.

Seconds later, Valentina politely interrupts, for she had a thought in her mind.

Valentina Skye: Speaking of which, Dragon and Kade (Morrison), didn’t you have a chance to become the first-ever Zion World Tag Team Champions in Fusion? Just sayin’.

The ladies nod their heads in agreement, knowing what Valentina is referring to.

Brooke Cartwright: There is so much fun in dealing with what’s being known. However, that becomes less fun when it isn’t. And that brings us to this mystery team. It’s never easy to prepare for something that you have no knowledge of. And that, of course brings a lot of uncertainty in this match; maybe in believing that the biggest threat in this match is the team that we don’t know. Well here’s one certainty, Trinity fears no one and will not take you lightly. And if you want to do that with us? (giggles) Then we will have no problem teaching you what everyone else has been taught. And, by the end of this match, all of Zion Wrestling, and the whole world will have no choice but to accept. And that is their rightful place in the world of Trinity….just like this jackass down here.

Brooke lowers the camera down to show a strong symbolism of her statement; the cameraman down on the floor in a prostrating position….with each ladies' foot stepping on his head, with the women’s laughter providing the soundtrack. Seconds later, Brooke brings the camera back up to focus on the trio, who continue to speak.

Valentina Skye: Tonight will provide the best example of being on “Top Of The World”. And there’s no one better to experience it than the ladies who have spent their lives being on top of the world…

Delilah Hill: ….And each and every one of you peasants bowing at our divine feet.

On cue, the ladies’ engage in their trademark gesture; smirking and simultaneously pointing their fingers down at the ground.

Brooke Cartwright: Happy New Year, Bitches!

The ladies simultaneously blow a kiss to the camera and give a smile before Brooke shuts off the camera to black.





James Buchanan: The following contest…is a Triangle Trios Ladder Match…and it is to crown the INAUGURAL Zion Wrestling TRIOS! CHAMPIONS!



James Buchanan: Introducing first…at a combined weight of at a combined weight of 395 lbs…Valentina Skye, Delilah Hill, and Brooke Cartwright…Trinity!



Fog rolls across the entrance ramp as "Involve All" begins. A silhouette steps out onto the stage as the spotlights begin to flash erratically around the arena before focusing all at once on the SuperNova Risa Jackson.

James Buchanan: Up next, first…weighing in at 120 lbs…”The SuperNova”...Risa! Jackson…!

She throws back the hood of her jacket with a maniacal yell, looking around before making her way to the ring. She slides under the bottom rope, running the ropes before coming to a stop in the center of the ring, dragging her hands down her face as she stares into the hardcam before making her way into her own corner, waiting for the match to begin.



Devil Inside of me hits the PA as the lights go out. When they come back up, Dragon is kneeled in front of Kade, a smirk on his face. He takes Dragon's hand and helps her up as they then head for the ring. Dragon, focused and poised slides in the ring as Kade walks up the steps and gets in. They both share a smirk and pose for the crowd as they focus and wait on their opponent.

James Buchanan: And their opponents…



“Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine starts playing over the sound system as the lights begin to slowly go in and out. As the hook begins, the lights come on fully and Jed Coffey is standing at the top of the entrance with his arms folded.

James Buchanan: …at a combined weight of 523 lbs…Leah Aguero, Layla Diaz, and Jed Coffey…The SECOND CITY RIOT SQUAD!!

Killing in the name of

The fans immediately begin to boo the man as they know the rest of the Second City Riot Squad contingent is not far behind.

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

Leah Aguero and Layla Diaz arrive from out behind Coffey on either side. Diaz is sporting her typical red and black half lucha mask as Leah has a black bandana covering her face from the nose down and a backward baseball cap pulling her hair back. After posing at the top of the entrance, the trio start to make their way towards the ring, ignoring the heat they are receiving from the fans.

Ugh!
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

Jed Coffey is the first one up on the apron. He sits on the middle rope as both Leah Aguero and Layla Diaz enter the ring. He fist bumps both his SCRS mates before waiting for the match to begin.



The bell rings and the area of mat between all four corners of the squared circle becomes a warzone! Fists are flying left right and center with no one at home, much less in the stands, being able to make out much of what’s happening! The action seems to become a bit more organized after some time, with everyone breaking off with separate dance partners!

The camera cuts over to Delilah Hill and Dragon on the outside of the ring! The two start to trade punches in unison, with Dragon gaining the upper hand initially with a Kick to the midsection of Hill! She follows up, hitting Hill with a European Uppercut! Dragon follows up again, this time attempting to throw Hill into the ring steps with an Irish Whip! But Hill catches her off guard, instead jumping up to the top of the steps and hitting Dragon with a Moonsault! She gets Dragon to her feet, before attempting to ram her head into the steel steps instead! But Dragon gets her hands up, pushing away from the steps in order to ward off the attack! She sends an Elbow into Hill’s midsection, before sending her head into the steps instead! Dragon attempts to capitalize, looking for Vertical Suplex on the concrete floor! But Hill refuses to go up, instead hitting Dragon with a Stunner! She staggers back, giving Hill the opening to go for an Enzigiri! But Dragon ducks underneath the swinging leg, instead catching Hill in a Wheelbarrow position before sending her straight into the steel steps with a German Suplex!

Next we got to Leah Aguero and Brooke Cartwright near the announce table at ringside! Cartwright goes for a Lariat, but Aguero ducks underneath, getting a Waistlock applied and going for Snap German Suplex! But Cartwright miraculously evades catastrophe, flipping out of the slam and landing on her feet ON THE APRON! She catches Aguero off guard with a Penalty Kick from the apron, before waiting for Aguero to return to her feet again and jumping off with a Springboard Roundhouse Kick to the outside! But Aguero dodges it, leaving Cartwright to scramble to land on her feet on the outside! She tries to keep control by running after Aguero, but quickly gets stopped dead in her tracks by a Big Boot! Aguero’s attention then moves to the Spanish announce desk, as she begins to strip it of its papers and monitors! She turns around just as Cartwright begins to get to her feet! Seeing this Aguero kicks Cartwright in the midsection, before lifting her up for Powerbomb into the table! But Cartwright reverses, instead hitting a Hurricanrana that sends Aguero through the desk!

We move over next to Risa Jackson and Layla Diaz inside the ring! Diaz attempts to take control, going for a Basement Dropkick to Jackson’s knee! But Jackson hops over it, stomping right onto the midsection of Diaz as she hits the ground! Jackson capitalizes, locking her fingers into Diaz’s and beginning to lift her to her feet! As she raises her up, Jackson starts to lay in with a series of Boots to Diaz’s head! These only serve to annoy and frustrate her more, however, with Diaz slowly looking more angered as she rises up! Jackson gets her to her feet in earnest, before laying a mean Knife Edge Chop Diaz’s chest! This sends Diaz over the edge, causing her to immediately respond with a Knife Edge Chop of her own! This catches Jackson completely off guard, leaving an opening for Diaz to take control of the fingerlock she has on her! She immediately uses this to her advantage, running over to the corner with Jackson in tow and hopping up to hit her with a Hurricanrana! Jackson immediately tries scrambling to her feet, but Diaz is right on top of her, contorting around Jackson’s body to hit a Satellite DDT! But Jackson pushes her away, before catching her with a Japanese Arm Drag when she returns! Both competitors get to their feet, with Jackson catching Diaz once more with a stiff Elbow when she returns to her! Diaz is stunned in the center of the ring now, with Jackson hitting the ropes to go for another move! But Diaz reverses, catching Jackson with a Basement Dropkick to the knee, sending them both down!

We pan over to another part of ringside, where Jed Coffey and Kade Morrison are now getting into it! Coffey gets Morrison up, looking for a Military Press, but he lands on his feet from it, pushing Coffey into the ringpost! Morrison turns Coffey around before nailing a Kick to his leg to send him to a knee! Morrison climbs up to the apron, going for a Springboard Moonsault! But Coffey catches him out of mid-air, draping Morrison over his shoulder! He looks at Morrison, pointing at the corner he just rammed Coffey into moments before while scolding him! He begins to run towards the post, looking for a Lawn Dart, but just then Valentina Skye cuts in, hitting Coffey with a Superkick! Coffey staggers now as Morrison frees himself from his grasp and plants his feet on the ground! The two seemingly make a non-verbal agreement to form an alliance against Coffey! Morrison catches him with a Kick to the back of the knee sending him kneeling, before Skye comes at him with a Roundhouse Kick! Morrison gets him up, applying a Waitlock in order to go for the German Suplex! Skye supplements this, climbing to the apron and hitting Coffey with a Springboard Moonsault in order to force him down for the Suplex! Morrison gets back to his feet, extremely fired up from the feat he and Skye were able to accomplish! He turns around, right into a Kick to the midsection from Skye, who lifts him and drops him with a TKO right on top of Coffey!!

Valentina Skye begins to look underneath the ring, producing the first ladder of this match up, she throws it into the ring, with herself shortly following it! She lifts the ladder up again, with every intention of placing and climbing it! Layla Diaz and Dragon quickly come into the fray, looking to stop Skye in her tracks! But Skye has the upper hand with the ladder, swinging it right into each of their faces before setting it up and slowly climbing! She nearly reaches the top, but gets stopped by a returning Leah Aguero! Aguero sends shot after shot to the back of Skye, before setting her up and dropping her with a Sit Out Powerbomb! Skye rolls out of the ring

Aguero tries to get up, but is quickly stopped by the crowd of Delilah Hill and Brooke Cartwright! The two begin to lay into Aguero with a set of stomps before getting her up! Hill pins Aguero’s arms behind her back as Cartwright goes for a Discus Forearm! But Aguero ducks underneath, leaving Cartwright to strike Hill instead! However, Cartwright stops herself, with her and Hill relieved over the missed friendly fire! Their worries are soon realized as Aguero jumps up and catches Cartwright with a Dropkick, causing her to bump into Hill, who falls out of the ring through the middle rope! Aguero begins to think about flying, hitting the ropes and going for a Suicide Dive to Hill! But Cartwright catches her, hitting a Knee to the midsection of Aguero, before getting her in position for a Gotch Style Piledriver! Hill hops back on the apron, bouncing off the top rope to assist in driving Aguero’s head into the mat!

Just then, Dragon cuts it, hitting Cartwright with a Dropkick that sends her out of the ring through the middle rope! Hill tries to intervene, but just then Kade Morrison comes back into the catching Hill with a Bicycle Kick that sends her into the corner! Morrison is fired up now, dropping to his hands and knees as Dragon runs up from the opposite corner and hitting Poetry in Motion! Hill staggers out of the corner, just in time to get with a DRAGON’S KNEE FROM MORRISON! V-TRIGGER CONNECTS!! Hill staggers back, right into a POISON KISS FROM DRAGON!!

Morrison then turns around, right into a Clothesline from Jed Coffey! He rolls out of the ring, with Dragon attempting to intervene with a few strikes to Coffey! These fail to move him however, and only serves to distract Dragon as Layla Diaz comes in with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors! She crawls into the corner now, being seated against the turnbuckles and leaving her open to the RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES FROM DIAZ!! Dragon rolls underneath the bottom rope and out of the ring, getting up only to be hit with a TOPE SUICIDA FROM COFFEY!!

Diaz grabs the ladder now, repositioning it before making the climb up! Risa Jackson reappears, however, climbing up the other side of the ladder and getting into a war of strikes with Diaz! The two batter each other on top of the one ladder in the center of the ring. But just then a second ladder pops up into frame! Leah Aguero starts to climb up the second ladder, laying in strikes to Jackson to get her attention away from Diaz! Just then, Kade Morrison makes his way up the other side of Aguero’s ladder, with two getting into a brawl atop! A THIRD ladder now pops up on the other side of the centered one! This time with Brooke Cartwright and Valentina Skye hopping up! The two join into the brawl and soon chaos begins to erupt at high altitude! Strikes around being thrown all over the place, with each competitor being sure not to fall off of their respective ladders in the process! The whole thing is eventually broken up by a returning Jed Coffey, who pushes the ladder with Skye and Cartwright on it over! This sends all three ladders tipping, with Morrison and Jackson jumping off to avoid the crash, and Aguero jumping off and hitting LEAH RISING to the recovering Delilah Hill at ringside! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT GETS HER!

Diaz and Coffey reunite in the ring, with Jackson and Morrison standing right across from them! The two groups begin to go after one another with a bevy of strikes, but the SCRS gets the advantage eventually! Diaz gets Jackson in position looking for the Southside Cutta! But Jackson pushes her away, before catching her with FOR THE KING!! Morrison catches Coffey with a Kick to the shin, bringing him to a knee before hitting him with the DEMON’S KNEE!! The two roll out of the ring, but just then Brooke Cartwright and Valentina Skye re-enter the fray, attacking Jackson and Morrison respectively! Dragon tries to intervene, but Delilah Hill quickly cuts in with a Forearm Smash! The three have their rivals in the center of the ring where they want them, before doing the “Bend the Knee” taunt and positioning each of them for their respective finishers! But all three of them push away, with each of them going for a Superkick at the same time! They then hit all three Trinity members with their own finishers! BEYOND THE DARK from Morrison to Skye! DRAGON’S KISS from Dragon to Delilah Hill! And TYPE I from Jackson to Cartwright!

Morrison repositions the ladder, before climbing up for his team! He’s just fingertips away, but fails to notice Dragon and Jackson have been taken out by Aguero and Diaz! The two have Morrison surrounded, with Aguero getting a low blow on Morrison before he can grab the titles! She props him up on her shoulders at the top of the ladders, with Diaz climbing to the top to hit DEAD TO RIGHTS ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT!! Jed Coffey finally comes in now, climbing to the top of the ladder and slowly snatching down all three of the Trios Belts! This one is over!



James Buchanan: The winners of this match…and the INAUGURAL Zion Wrestling TRIOS CHAMPIONS…THE SECOND CITY RIOT SQUAD!!

The trio of the Second City Riot Squad stand side by side in the middle of the ring, feeling the effects of the ladder match as Jed Coffey hands both Layla Diaz and Leah Aguero their respective Trios Title Belts. He also hands a microphone over to Leah before falling back in line.

Leah Aguero: I told you the Second City Riot Squad wasn’t done with 2021 just yet. At the beginning of this year I made it abundantly clear that EVERYONE EVERYWHERE better stand up and take notice.

Leah Aguero pauses to look out at the audience that is booing every word she has to say.

Leah Aguero: Everywhere we’ve gone, everywhere we’ve been this year the Second City Riot Squad has taken what is theirs. The NFW Trios Titles? We took them. The Mile High Wrestling Ultimate AND Tag Team Titles? We took them. And now…

All three SCRS members look down at their Zion Trios Titles and then out at the audience.

Leah Aguero: And now you can add this to the list of accomplishments. You see, we heard that Zion was looking to crown their inaugural Trios Champions and quite frankly we were a little offended. How can you crown Trios Champions in ANY company without involving the SCRS? There is the benchmark for trios.

Leah Aguero holds her free hand out in front of her about halfway up her body.

Leah Aguero: And then there is the SCRS.

Leah raises her hand above her head.

Leah Aguero: The Second City Riot Squad is the epitome of not only trios but also tag teams. We are ending 2021 as both the Zion Trios Titles and the MHW Tag Team Titles.

Jed Coffey is off to the side doing a sign of the cross for the now defunct promotion.

Leah Aguero: But that’s only the beginning folks. If you think 2021 was good to us, just wait until 2022 comes around. Diaz and Coffey are already signed up for the S.E.X. Cup. Later in the year, they will become the inaugural Interstellar Gemini Champions for Splat! Now, you’ve got to be wondering just how we’ve amassed all this success as a unit while so many others have failed. Just how did the Second City Riot Squad become the pinnacle of professional wrestling? If we see something we want, we take it. Doesn’t matter what promotion holds it, we’re coming for it. Just like these.

All three members of the Second City Riot Squad raise their titles up in the air as the fans in the TD Garden’s Arena begin pelting the ring with garbage.

Leah Aguero: Hate us all you want. It’s just because we’re willing to do what needs to be done, cross any boundary and win BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

Leah Aguero tosses the microphone down to the mat as the trio of Leah, Layla Diaz and Jed Coffey exit the ring.

WINNERS: SECOND CITY RIOT SQUAD

[Intern]

James Buchanan: Ladies and gentlemen…it is now time for the Superstar Showcase!



"Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett plays and out comes Jacki O'Lantern from behind the curtain to thunderous cheers from the crowd.

James Buchanan: Introducing first…from San Diego, California…weighing in at 120 lbs…Jacki! O’Lantern!

She walks down the ramp and looks toward the crowd, noticing some signs in support of her, as she points to them and gives them a nod before ascending up the stairs and underneath the bottom rope where she enters the ring. She taunts the crowd, which generates more of a reaction from them before focusing her eyes on the stage as her music dies and her opponent’s music begins to play next.



'Indestructible' by Disturbed blares over the PA system. As it does, we see the forms of The Titaness standing at the top of the ramp. The Titaness saunters down the ramp.

James Buchanan: And her opponent…from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, weighing in at 145 lbs…”The Titaness”...Samantha! Hamilton!

When she finally gets to the ropes, the Titaness will slip through the middle and top ropes, waiting patiently for her opponent.



Hamilton and O’Lantern circle the ring around each other, each one gauging the movements of the other! They eventually meet in the center of the ring, going for a Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up! Hamilton is quick to get the upper hand, wringing O’Lantern’s arm before taking her to knee with a Shoulder Block! Hamilton capitalizes, pulling O’Lantern to her feet, before going for a Short-Arm Clothesline! O’Lantern ducks underneath, however, wrapping her free arm around Hamiltons and trapping her in a Waistlock! The hold breaks down Hamilton a bit, causing her to relieve of O’Lantern’s arm and allow the hold to be put on in earnest! She pushes Hamilton towards the ropes, before pulling her back in for an O’Connor Roll pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Hamilton! The two get to their feet at the same time, before meeting in the center of the ring again with another Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up! This time it’s O’Lantern that gets the upper hand, getting Hamilton into a Side Headlock! Hamilton tries to lift O’Lantern to escape with a Suplex! But O’Lantern hooks her leg around Hamilton’s to stall the lift! Hamilton goes for another route of escape, backing O’Lantern into the ropes before bouncing her off! O’Lantern hits the ropes on the other side of the ring, before returning right into a Side Headlock Takeover from Hamilton! O’Lantern struggles now, looking for an out! She lifts up her legs, gripping Hamilton over the head with a Headscissor to bring her shoulders to the mat!

ONE…!

Kick out by Hamilton! She immediately sits up, and O’Lantern takes control with a Rear Chinlock! Hamilton reaches for the ropes to avail, before shifting her weight back to get to her feet! She gets an arm around O’Lantern’s head to escape with a Snapmare! O’Lantern pops up to her feet and goes right after Hamilton, who sidesteps her and pushes her towards the ropes! O’Lantern returns to Hamilton fully prepared, smacking Hamilton over the head with a Discus Forearm, before following it up with a Spinning Backfist! Hamilton staggers for a bit, leaving an opening for O’Lantern to hit the ropes again! She returns to Hamilton, only to get hit with a Superkick! Hamilton follows up with a Jumping Knee Strike, followed by a Discus Lariat! Hamilton goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by O’Lantern! Hamilton tries getting her to her feet, before O’Lantern counters, going for a Knee Strike that doubles her over! O’Lantern takes advantage, taking Hamilton to the mat with a DDT! Gets Hamilton to her feet, looking to hit a Snap Suplex! But Hamilton reverses, throwing O’Lantern to the mat with Emerald Flowsion! Hamilton decides it’s time to fly now, take to the top rope! She leaps off, going for a Moonsault, but O’Lantern rolls out of the way! Hamilton lands on her feet from this, keeping up with her adversary by catching her with Standing Moonsault instead! Hamilton with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by O’Lantern! Hamilton lifts her to her feet, looking for a GTS! But just as she drops O’Lantern down to her knee, she counters, catching the lifted leg and going for Schoolboy Rollup!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Hamilton! She pops up over a now seated Jacki O’Lantern, catching her with a Jackknife Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

O’Lantern lifts herself up, twisting herself around with Hamilton in order to get a Backslide!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Hamilton! She keeps hold on one of O’Lantern’s arms, nailing her with a Knee Strike as soon as she gets up! Hamilton pulls O’Lantern up, looking for a Northern Lights Suplex! But O’Lantern refuses to be lifted off the ground, giving Hamilton all her weight in order to catch her off guard before catching her with a Knee to the midsection! She keeps the arm around her head, before running towards the ropes, looking for a Tornado DDT! But Hamilton pushes her away, before leaning into the corner! O’Lantern runs back at Hamilton, only to get hit with a Big Boot from Hamilton! O’Lantern lands on the mat, inspiring Hamilton to go for an Arabian Press on the Queen of Trickery! O’Lantern rolls underneath the ropes and out the way, however, causing Hamilton to land on her feet once again! This time however, she’s caught off guard as O’Lantern pops up and catches her with a Forearm over the top rope before locking her in CODE ORANGE!! FIGURE FOUR HEADLOCK IS IN OVER THE ROPE!! The referee immediately steps in, starting the five count on O’Lantern to get her to stop! She eventually relieves the hold, before going for a Roundhouse Kick to Hamilton! She gets her arms up to block the shot however, before nailing a Basement Dropkick to the ropes on O’Lantern’s legs to send her tumbling to ringside!

Hamilton takes to the top rope once again, waiting for O’Lantern to get to her feet before launching herself into the ringside area with a DOUBLE MOONSAULT!! But O’Lantern and Hamilton crumble to a heap on the concrete floor below!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT!! HO-LY SHIT!! HO-LY SHIT!! HO-LY SHIT!!

Hamilton is first to get to her feet, lifting O’Lantern to her feet and throwing her back into the ring before attempting a pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!


TH-

Kick out by O’Lantern! Hamilton is in shock by this, but it doesn’t break her focus! She gets O’Lantern back to her feet, before getting her in position for the Reversal of Fate! However, O’Lantern begins to shift the weight down, getting to her feet and dropping Hamilton with the REVERSAL OF FATE!! O’LANTERN JUST HIT HAMILTON WITH HER OWN SIGNATURE!! O’Lantern goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Hamilton! O’Lantern recalibrates now, digging back into her own arsenal to take Hamilton down! She gets Hamilton up and in position, looking for Bone Voyage! But just then Hamilton twists herself and O’Lantern around hitting BONE VOYAGE HERSELF!! HAMILTON HITS O’LANTERN’S SIGNATURE AS A RECEIPT!! Hamilton with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by O’Lantern! Both competitors lay side by side, both looking absolutely gassed from this match! Hamilton is the first to make it up, looking to finish things off! She gets O’Lantern up and in position, looking for Zeus’ Wrath! But O’Lantern reverses, landing in front of Hamilton and going for a Victory Roll!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Hamilton! The two stagger up to their feet, with Hamilton approaching O’Lantern! But she catches her with a Kick to the midsection, before taking her down with NO FUCKS GIVEN! GOTCH-STYLE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!! O’Lantern with the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!



James Buchanan: The winner of this match…Jacki! O’Lantern!

Jacki O’Lantern celebrates her win, climbing to the top rope and posturing to the fans. She turns around to see Hamilton sitting on the mat, helping her to her feet and shaking her hand as we fade out.

WINNER: JACKI O’LANTERN (VIA PINFALL)

[Intern]

James Buchanan: The following contest…is a Triple Threat Match…and it is for the Zion Wrestling National Championship!



The lights in the arena go out.

Just then as the intro to “Kong at the Gates” by The Misfits blares into the arena, generating a buzz from the crowd.

As the song begins, and the spotlight is beaming on the stage, Reina Mendoza comes out of the curtain, along with Evangeline Sinclair. They both make their way down the aisle with Evangeline walking one step behind the Amazonian, who’s walking in a slow, intimidating pace, the spotlight following them on their way to the ring.

James Buchanan: Introducing first…being accompanied to the ring by Evangeline Sinclair…residing in Los Angeles, California…weighing in at 210 lbs…”The Tejana Giantess”...Reina! Mendoza!

Once they reach the ringside area, Evangeline walks up the stairs while Reina climbs up to the apron of the ring, Reina faces the crowd and looks menacingly at them. She easily steps over the top rope to enter the ring with ease, with Evangeline following suit. Reina then walks towards the center of the ring to stand there, soaking up the reaction from the crowd. She then stomps her foot down on the mat with force and, instantly, the four corners of the ring shoot out fire, along with a booming sound, mimicking an explosion. She lets out a primal roar and then goes over to a corner where she climbs up and poses, yelling back at the crowd at every chance. She then goes toward the opposite turnbuckle and does the same thing after climbing up. Then, as she comes down, Reina takes off her coat and gives it to the ring attendant. Reina then runs herself across the ropes once to loosen herself up before settling in the corner of the ring with Evangeline as they wait for her opponent.



James Buchanan: Up next…from New York City, New York…weighing in at 120 lbs…”Spoiled”! Summer! Page!

S&M By Rhianna will play throughout the arena. The crowd starts to boo as Summer walks down the ring practically ignoring the boos Summer gets to the ring side and walks up the ring stairs. Summer motions to the referee to open the bottom and middle ropes so they can enter. Summer enters the ring, puts her arms out to the side as she walks to the center of the ring and raises it in the air.


And their opponent…from Wilmington, North Carolina…weighing in at 115 lbs…she is the Zion Wrestling NATIONAL CHAMPION…TESSA! WHITMOYER!

Mental Hopscotch By The Missing Persons begins to play over the loudspeakers as Tessa Whitmoyer runs out laughing carrying her baseball bat in hand posing with it... Confetti cannons go off spraying red and black confetti everywhere before she runs to the ring sliding in and posing on the top rope with a sadistic smile.



The bell rings and Mendoza immediately goes for the early advantage, striking Whitmoyer down with a Spear! The champion hits the mat with a thud, before rolling out of the ring! Page immediately sees an opening, coming up to Mendoza as she gets to her hands and knees and going for a La Magistral Pin for the quick and easy victory!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Mendoza!

Page scoots back, in absolute shock at how quickly she almost put away the Tejana Giantess! She scurries to her feet and attempts to capitalize, clubbing Mendoza with a Forearm across the back as she attempts to get up! The blows look like they’re effective initially, but they seem to take a toll on Mendoza less and less as she begins to reach her feet! Page starts to look a bit troubled as Mendoza’s angered gaze slowly turns towards her! She goes for one final Forearm to Mendoza’s chest, but finds her arm swiftly caught in Mendoza’s grasp! Page looks to be in a panic now, as she tries to rush to the other side of the ring to escape her giant opponent’s grip! Mendoza doesn’t budge, however, she keeps a hold on Page long enough to throw her into the other side of the ring with an Irish Whip! Page hits the ropes, but thinks better than to return to the angry giant sharing the ring with her! She instead opts to hook her arms on the top rope to halt her own momentum, before rolling under the bottom rope and out of the ring to escape! This proves to work to her detriment however, as Tessa Whitmoyer returns, slamming her boot into Page’s face with a Bicycle Kick! Page hits the concrete ground like a ton of bricks!

Whitmoyer’s gaze quickly turns to Reina Mendoza, who’s still inside the ring! Mendoza eggs the champion on, almost begging for her to come into the ring! Whitmoyer looks up at her, eyes as crazed as ever, reciprocating her taunts with an exponentially quickening nod! She eventually comes in for the fight, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope! Mendoza quickly looks to capitalize, going for a Lariat on Whitmoyer as she rushes towards her! Whitmoyer ducks underneath, rushing to the other side of the ring and hitting the ropes! She successfully makes it to the other side of the ring, this time dodging a back elbow attempt from Mendoza! She bounces from the ropes one last time, this time using her built up momentum to jump up and take down Mendoza with a Hurricanrana! Mendoza avoids succumbing to this however, using her mighty strength to catch Whitmoyer out of mid-air! She quickly pops her up, getting her in position for a Powerbomb before running straight to the corner for the Bucklebomb! Whitmoyer, by what can only be described as amazing luck, avoids hitting the turnbuckle pads, instead landing herself on the top rope! Mendoza rushes towards her to amend this, but Whitmoyer quickly shoots her down with a Kick to the chest, before standing to the top rope in earnest!

Whitmoyer waits for Mendoza to turn around again, before launching off the top rope with a Moonsault! Mendoza once again uses her strength to an advantage, however, catching Whitmoyer out of midair and positioning her for a Powerslam! But Whitmoyer reverses this, dropping down and taking Mendoza’s shoulders to the mat with a Victory Roll Pin!

ONE…!

TW-

Kick out by Mendoza, but Whitmoyer is far from done! She jumps up right out of it, catching Mendoza full on in the chest with a Double Foot Stomp! She immediately follows up, nailing her with a picture perfect Standing Shooting Star Press! She goes for another pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Pin broken up by Summer Page! She begins to beat down on Whitmoyer, nailing her with a bevy of Forearms before getting her to her feet, giving Mendoza the room she needs to roll out of the ring! Page gets Whitmoyer in position before quickly taking her to the mat with a Snap Suplex towards the ropes! The slam was meticulously placed as we come to find out, with Page rolling through and getting to her feet with Whitmoyer in position, this time taking her down with a Slingshot Suplex! She floats over for the pin!

ONE…!

TW-

Kick out by Whitmoyer! Page won’t be deterred however, climbing to the top rope and doing her grandstanding to the crowd, before launching off and going for a Knee Drop! Whitmoyer rolls out of the way of this, however, leaving Page to hit the mat knee-first! Page begins to reel from this, clutching at her clearly damaged knee! But Whitmoyer doesn’t give her time to process this, immediately getting to her feet and nailing Page with a Roundhouse Kick! Page starts to slowly fall to the mat, but Whitmoyer hardly gives her time to do that either, hooking an arm around her head and taking her to the mat with a Bulldog! She goes for the pin now!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Mendoza breaks up the pin, grabbing Whitmoyer by the ankle from ringside and pulling her out of the ring! She clubs the champion with a Forearm, before hunching her over with a Knee to the chest and throwing her into the barricade! Whitmoyer is slumped down in a seated position against the crowd’s barrier as Mendoza gets her to her feet, taunting the fans to their face as she does it! She drapes the top half of Whitmoyer’s body over her back before ramming her into the barricade back-first with a Shoulder Block! Mendoza keeps her grip on her to capitalize, lifting her up and dropping her to the concrete ground with a Spinebuster!

Mendoza looks down at the damage done to her adversary, before turning her attention towards the ring! She looks over just in time to catch a glimpse of Summer Page as she cracks Mendoza straight in the chest with a Baseball Slide! Mendoza falls back into the barricade as Page reaches her feet! She waits by the ropes as Mendoza begins to recover, before Slingshotting herself over the top rope and nailing her with a Crossbody to ringside! Page reaches her feet once again, this time helping Whitmoyer up!

In spite of their differences, Page sees Mendoza as the bigger threat and encourages Whitmoyer to work with her to help take her down! Whitmoyer nods as the two get to work, getting Mendoza up and throwing her into the ring under the bottom rope! Whitmoyer starts off the attack, jumping up and drilling right into Mendoza’s midsection with a Double Foot Stomp! She recoils, getting up to a seated position before getting a Kick laid across her chest by Page! She falls fully to the mat again, leaving a perfect opening for Whiymoyer to attack with a Standing Moonsault as Page hits the ropes! Page capitalizes on that, returning to Mendoza and raining on her with a Leg Drop! Mendoza is completely beat up now, as Whitmoyer celebrates by getting the crowd pumped up! Page settles Whitmoyer down, telling her to focus! She directs her attention to ringside, seemingly imploring Whitmoyer to go under the ring and grab a weapon of some sort! Whitmoyer obliges, but the second she has her back completely turned, Page grabs her by the hair and slams her to the mat!

She sends a few stomps to the head, chest, and midsection of Whitmoyer, before taking advantage of her status as the lone standing competitor in the ring by climbing to the top rope! She comes down on both of her opponents with a Double Knee Drop to both of them! Whitmoyer rolls out of the ring as Page goes for the pin on Mendoza!

ONE…!

Kick out by Mendoza at only the count of one!! Her face turns beet red as Page scoots away! This time, Page’s look of shock from earlier on becomes a look of horror! Mendoza looks absolutely PISSED, rising to her feet as Page backs herself into the corner! She slowly gets to her feet against the turnbuckles, outstretching her hands in front of her and begging Mendoza away! This fails horrendously however, with Mendoza running at her like a bullet train and squashing her in the corner with a Body Splash! She immediately capitalizes, pulling Page out of the corner and turning her inside out with a Short Arm Lariat! Page is just barely able to make it to her feet, likely unable to comprehend where she is as Mendoza quickly scoops her in position and takes her to the mat with a Saito Suplex! She gets Page up once again, this time getting her in position for a Stalling Vertical Suplex! She holds Page up in the air, making sure a sufficient amount of blood makes it to her head before she drops her down! This works against her however, with Page able to shift the balance and land on her feet behind Mendoza! Page uses this newfound positioning to push Mendoza towards the ropes to keep her away! Mendoza hits the ropes, only to return and clobber Page with a Big Boot! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

T-

Kick out by Page! This hardly phases Mendoza however, who gets to her feet before slapping a hand around a prone Page’s throat, she drags her to her feet, seemingly looking to strangle the life out of her before going for a Chokeslam! Page starts to get hazy as her eyes begin to gloss over, but before Mendoza can take her down, Whitmoyer returns! She rushes over to the chaos going on between Page and Mendoza, only to have Mendoza’s other hand slapped around her throat for the trouble! Literally seeing an opportunity in her hands, Mendoza throws a nearly unconscious Page into the corner, causing her to fall into a seated position against the turnbuckles! She then uses her other hand to slam Whitmoyer down with the Chokeslam instead!

Mendoza then directs her attention to Page, who’s still seated in the corner! She begins trampling on her, stomping on her chest multiple times before going for a taunt and stamping her in the face with her boot! She then pulls Page out of the corner by her hair, ramming her face into her knee before taking her down with a Swinging Neckbreaker! She hits the ropes now, going for a Leg Drop, before getting up and going for another! She gets up once more, hitting the ropes again to cap off her Signature sequence! But Whitmoyer intervenes, catching Mendoza with a Superkick as she returns, before hitting the ropes and folding Mendoza like an accordion with the FERRIS WHEEL OF PAIN!! SPIKE HURRICANRANA CONNECTS!! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!


TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Mendoza! Whitmoyer has this match on lock now, getting Mendoza to her feet and placing her in the corner! She walks over to the other corner now, climbing to the top rope! She runs across, looking for the Tightrope Walk! But just then, Summer Page reintroduces herself to the equation, pushing the ropes out from underneath Whitmoyer and causing her to fall backwards into the ring! Page takes advantage of this, catching Whitmoyer out of midair with SPOILED ROTTEN!! BACKSTABBER CONNECTS!! The impact of the move on Whitmoyer is well known, with her bouncing right off of Page’s knees and flying across the ring before landing on the mat facefirst! Page recoils, the move obviously taking a number on her hurt knee! But she eventually gets herself together, crawling over to Whitmoyer and flipping her over for the cover!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

NO! Mendoza pounces out of the corner to break it up! She gets Page to her feet as Whitmoyer rolls out of the ring! She kicks Page in the damaged knee to keep her at bay, before hitting the ropes and catching her with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! SHE GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT ONCE AGAIN!! Mendoza doesn’t go for a pin however, instead getting Page to her feet and in position for Crash & Burn! Page refutes this however, nailing Mendoza on the side of the head with a few elbows until she lets her down before getting her in position and nailing her with PURE PERFECTION!! PERFECT-PLEX CONNECTS!! She bridges for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Mendoza! Page is ready to finish things off however, waiting for Mendoza to make it to her feet, before getting her into IN YOUR DREAMS!! THE SLEEPER IS IN!! Page has the hold on tight, and it seems as though it might do the giant in! But Page makes the mistake of jumping up to get the body scissors in on Mendoza, as that provides the opening she needs to maneuver her body onto her shoulders! Mendoza has Page exactly where she wants her now, finally dropping her with CRASH & BURN!! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER CONNECTS!! Mendoza with the pin! This one’s over!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

NO! Tessa Whitmoyer returns, jumping from the top rope just in time to break up the pin with THE GRAND FINALE!! CORKSCREW 450 CATCHES THEM BOTH!! Mendoza rolls out of the ring as Whitmoyer goes for the pin on Page!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!



James Buchanan: The winner of this match…and STILL Zion Wrestling National Champion…Tessa! Whitmoyer!

Tessa celebrates, being handed her belt as she smiles to the crowd! We fade out as we’re taken to shot of Reina Mendoza, seated against the barricade and almost steaming with rage!

WINNER: TESSA WHITMOYER (VIA PINFALL)
CHAMPIONSHIP RETAINED

[Intern]

James Buchanan: The following contest…is a Mayhem Rules Tag Team Match…and it is for the Zion Wrestling TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!

One member of all three teams will start off the match. From there ANY competitor from ANY team may tag into the match, regardless of what team they represent, and what team they’re tagging out for! There are no count outs and no disqualifications! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!



"Thot Shit" begins to play over the PA system. Cambrie Marie steps out from behind the curtain, small but imposing, a hand pressed to her brow bone as she eyes the crowd that's roaring with approval... and probably other complicated emotions. Cambrie mimes a hand to her ear, encouraging the crowd to give a larger reaction.

James Buchanan: Making their way to the ring, accompanied by Cambrie Marie...

Orchestrating the crowd, when their cheers are finally satisfactory, Cambrie looks over her shoulder. Curling her finger and beckoning upon her girls. Stepping out from the curtain is a curvaceous Latina, proud and coy, turning posing for the crowd.

James Buchanan: introducing first, from Buena Vista, California: Saraia Diaz!

Another finger curl brings out a very tall, lean, muscular woman that towers over the both of them. While like her contemporaries, her gear is a bit on the revealing side, it's also practical, her fists taped and her dark hair secured out of her face in a high ponytail.

James Buchanan: And the partner, from Seoul, South Korea: Yoon Song! Together, this is BOOOOOOOOOOTY CAAAAAALLLLL!

The girls link hands with one another, led by Cambrie Marie. The strut is a seductive, slow one with plenty of hip sways to allow their team name to truly be exemplified. Saraia and Yoon lift the very petite Cambrie onto the apron, allowing her to enter the ring and stand behind them as they get onto the apron. She disrobes them of their entrance jackets as the two bend into the ring between the top and middle ropes. Striking a pose in the center of the ring before the girls hold the ropes open for Cambrie to leave and take a spot at ringside.



“Pretty Girls” begins to play and a hoard of paparazzi come out onto the stage and roll a long red carpet down the ramp because here comes Toxic! Trixie & Luna, wearing matching tiaras, make their way onto the stage and pose to a chorus of boos. Luna twirls around while waving her signature scepter while Trixie teases the cameras with her bedazzled portfolio.

James Buchanan: Next…at a combined weight of 255 lbs…Trixie and Luna…TOXIC!!

The preppy primadonnas then hold hands and start walking down the ramp. When they reach the end, Trixie hands the portfolio to Luna and then pulls herself onto the apron for her signature split; Luna opens up the portfolio to cover her best friends prized asset and pushes it into the camera view. From inside the ring, Trixie has gotten up and holds open the ring ropes for Luna to slide in effortlessly without budging her tiara. The women reunite and begin taunting the fans by throwing out their headshots and laughing.



The haunting cry that begins "i hope ur miserable until ur dead" echoes throughout the arena's PA system. The silhouette of two smaller females is seen due to the flashing light screen. The duo emerge from behind the light, Fable Rowen striking a pose on the stage while Kenzie's arms were extended outward, taunting to the crowd to boost their cheering. Kenzie is noticeably higher energy than a still joyful Fable, the brunette rushing ahead of her Canadian counterpart

James Buchanan: Making their way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 217 pounds…the Zion Wrestling TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…Kenzie Garrett and Fable Rowen... B... F... G!

Fable has stopped to collect a few high fives while perpetual ball of energy Kenzie Garrett is on the apron. She reaches out a hand to the blonde, helping her onto the outer apron. The two share a pose before entering the ring. Kenzie sheds her leather jacket, while Fable removes a more tasteful, sequined jacket. Handing it off to the stagehands before Garrett climbs to the turnbuckle and Rowen takes a seat on the middle rope, a poised smile on her face.



Saraia Diaz, Kenzie Garrett, and Trixie start off for their respective teams! Diaz is the first to make a move, immediately sending Trixie into her corner with a Shotgun Dropkick! She runs back to the corner, looking to run back to Trixie and hit her with another move! But Garrett cuts in, intercepting Diaz with a Roaring Elbow! Diaz is stunned now, as Garrett hits the ropes, looking to capitalize on the heavy strike! Trixie is now the one to cut in however, planting her boot right into the side of Garrett’s head with a Bicycle Kick! Garrett is knocked loopy now as Trixie directs her attention over to Diaz, striking her with a Knee to the midsection before sending her to the mat with an Axe Kick! Diaz rolls away as Trixie directs her attention to Garrett, getting her hands around her waist in an attempt to pull off a German Suplex! But Garrett reverses, dropping down and bringing Trixie to the mat with a Hip Toss! Trixie reaches her feet, just in time for Garrett to level her with a Discus Lariat!

Garrett hardly has time to capitalize as Yoon Song now enters the ring, having been tagged in by Diaz, and drills Garrett with a Running Knee Strike that sends her into the corner! She capitalizes, hitting Garrett with a European Uppercut, before running to the other corner and hitting her with a Hip Attack! This leaves both competitors open to a Thrust Kick from Trixie in the corner! Garrett slumps down in the corner, as Trixie walks Song across the ring, before tagging in Luna! She wrenches the arm, keeping Song in place long enough for Luna to smack right against the side of the head with a Knee Strike! Trixie passes her off to Luna now, with the latter slamming her down with a Brainbuster! She floats over for a pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Pin broken up by Garrett! She pulls Luna to her feet, only to be pushed away! Garrett is hardly able to register what happened before Luna catches her with a Forearm Smash! This backs Garrett into the ropes, prompting Luna to grab Garrett by the arm and Irish Whip her across the ring! She hits the ropes and returns to Luna, only to catch her off guard with a Hurricanrana! This sends Luna out of the ring, with Garrett seeing an opportunity! She hits the ropes, before attempting a Suicide Dive! But she’s quickly cut off by Yoon Song, who levels her with a Stiff Lariat! She drags Garrett over to her corner, before tagging in Diaz once again!

Diaz comes in and immediately hits Garrett with a Codebreaker! She staggers back into the arms of Song, who throws her into the corner with a German Suplex! She then goes to the mat, getting on her hands and knees, allowing Diaz to jump off of her for a move! Diaz makes her way across the ring, getting as much distance as she can so she pulls off the aerial assault! But as soon as she begins to run, Luna reemerges, pulling Diaz’s hair and snatching her down to the mat! With Song still waiting for Diaz on the mat, Luna takes advantage, jumping off of her back and hitting Garrett with an Elbow in the corner! She capitalizes, stomping down right on Song’s back before pulling Garrett out of the corner and going for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker! But just as she has Garrett in position, Diaz comes in, going for a Wheelbarrow Bulldog! The impact of the move sends not only Luna, but Garrett to the mat! Garrett rolls over to her corner, allowing Fable Rowen to tag herself in and enter the ring!

Rowen immediately rushes towards Diaz, taking her down with a Slingblade! Diaz sits up in recoil, allowing Rowen the chance to step in and catch her with a Penalty Kick! Luna tries to step in, going for an Elbow Smash! But Rowen catches her with a Knee to the midsection, hunching her over, before running the ropes and hitting a Blockbuster! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Luna! Rowen is left in a seated position on the mat, leaving an opening for Luna to catch her with a Jackknife Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Rowen pushes up, managing to twist around in order to bring Luna’s shoulders to the mat with Backslide Pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Luna, who rolls to her feet! She gets a hold on Rowen’s arms before smashing her knee right into the side of her head! She pulls Rowen to her feet, looking for a Facebuster! But Rowen reverses, allowing Luna to hit the mat in a seated position by herself before nailing her with a Penalty Kick of her own! Just then Saraia Diaz re-enters the fray, immediately getting hit by a Spinning Backfist from Rowen! Diaz staggers back into TOXIC’s corner, and Trixie uses this to her advantage, tagging herself in on Diaz! She enters the ring to see Rowen dragging Luna to her feet! She puts a stop to whatever Rowen had planned, clubbing her with a Punch to the back, before throwing her down with a Release German Suplex! Luna looks up at Trixie, satisfied with the situation they now find themselves in! She gets Rowen to her feet and wrenches her arm, allowing for Trixie to come in and catch her with a Bicycle Kick! Rowen begins to fall over as Luna passes her over to her partner! Trixie holds Rowen hunched over as Luna hits the ropes, returning to hit a Corkscrew Neckbreaker!

Both members of TOXIC now crowd a recovering Rowen, mocking her and her partner as they prepare to hit Total Elimination, BFG’s own move! The duo go for it, but Rowen’s size works to her advantage here, being able to jump up and fold herself in enough to avoid the high and low kicks from Luna and Trixie respectively! Luna gets to her feet first and catches a kick to the gut from Rowen that hunches her over! Trixie attempts to get to her feet, only for Rowen to throw Luna right into her, with the two knocking heads! They’re both left hunched over next to one another, with Rowen running the ropes and jumping up to hit them both with a Double Curbstomp! The two roll to opposite sides of the ring, getting tagged out by Yoon Song and Kenzie Garrett!

Garrett runs into the ring and comes to the side of Rowen, just a Song enters the ring! She immediately realizes what she’s gotten herself into, but still decides to charge forward, telling the champions to “Bring it on”! Garrett is the first to strike, going for a Crossbody, but Song catches her out of mid-air, throwing her up onto her shoulders and taking her to the mat with a Samoan Drop! Rowen now cuts in, catching her in a Pumphandle position, before throwing her up to bring her down into the Knee! But Song blocks the knee shot, getting a hold on the lifted leg of Rowen and picking the other to bring her back first into the mat! She mounts Rowen, laying into her with a calculated combination of Palm Strikes and Punches before being lifted off of her by Garrett! Song swats Garrett away, before going for a set of Palm Strikes on her, all of which she dodges! Song then attempts to catch Garrett off guard with a Leg Sweep, but she manages to jump over that as well! Song gets to vertical base once again, only to be hit with a Bicycle Kick by Garrett! Song staggers back into a Snapdragon Suplex to a now recovered Rowen! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

T-

Kick out by Song! Rowen and Garrett give each other a glance, knowing exactly what they have to do now! They take Song into the corner, setting her up for A League of Their Own! But just when they have Song in the correct position, Luna jumps onto the apron, tagging herself in on Garrett’s ankle from the top rope without her knowing! The move continues to fall apart now, as Song is able to escape, pushing Garrett away and ejecting her to ringside before battering Rowen with a few strikes while she’s above her! She climbs to the top rope fully, giving Rowen room to stumble away and gain some distance before Song comes crashing down on her with a Diving Crossbody! Rowen rolls over to the corner of the ring, at which point Trixie climbs onto the apron, grabbing the tag rope and attempting to get the tag on Rowen to get another 2-on-1 scenario going! But just then, Cambrie Marie steps in, pulling Trixie from the apron before quickly scurrying away, not wanting her to see who it was that did it! This leaves an opening for Saraia Diaz to tag herself in on Fable Rowen, inserting both Booty Call members into the match!

Luna, still at ringside, looks on in horror as she sees Diaz and Song re-united in the center of the ring! With herself being the only other person in this match not laid out somewhere at ringside, Luna quickly catches the attention of the duo! The two braggadociously urge her to step into the ring, with Song even sitting on the ropes and opening them for her! Luna hesitantly approaches the ring, trying her best to calculate how she’s gonna avoid the 2-on-1 assault she sees coming her way! She eventually just put pedal to the metal, rushing towards the ring and sliding underneath the bottom rope, before predictively getting beaten down by both Song and Diaz! The two eventually let up on Luna, who’s now left lying on the mat! They connect with a high-five, before raining down on Luna with a Double Elbow Drop! The two roll to their feet off of this, hitting the ropes before dropping down onto Luna once more with the En La Mañana! The Double Split-Legged Leg Drops connect, with both members of the team staying on top for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THR-

NO! Pin broken up by Kenzie Garrett and Trixie! They both go for the same play almost immediately, with Garrett and Trixie dragging Song and Luna to a corner respectively, and tagging themselves in, ensuring that one member of each team is represented in this match once again! Garrett and Trixie jump back into the ring once again, immediately charging at each other with a series of strikes in unison! Garrett eventually gains the upper hand, nailing a Kick to Trixie’s gut before positioning her hunched over body near the ropes! She climbs out onto the apron, before attempting to hit a Slingshot DDT to Trixie! However, Diaz puts a stop to this, pushing Garrett over the top rope and out of the ring as she attempts to jump over them! She then sends a Knee to Trixie’s head, sending her out of the ring through the middle rope as well! She climbs onto the apron, waiting as both competitors get to their feet before jumping off and hitting them both with a Flying Meteora!

Diaz quickly gets to her feet, ready to capitalize! She throws Garrett into the ring, leaving Trixie behind, as she attempts to go for a pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THR-

Kick out by Garrett! Diaz is beyond frustrated now, as Garrett seems to already be stirring from the attack! She waits for Garrett to reach her feet, before taking her to the mat with a SPIKERANA!! Diaz with another pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Pin broken up by Fable Rowen! She gets to her feet, only to be hit with a SPLIT-LEGGED JAWBREAKER FROM YOON SONG!! She helps Diaz to her feet, before instructing her to get Garrett up and tag her in to finish things off! She drags Garrett over to the corner, before tagging in Song! The two get Garrett into the center of the ring before going for All Night Hours! But Garrett dodges it, smashing both Diaz and Song’s heads together before smashing Diaz’s head with a Knee Strike in a last ditch effort to stay in this! Song quickly snuffs out her attempts however, catching Garrett with a stiff Forearm to the back of the head before getting her in position for a Glam Slam! Diaz gets to the mat, letting down her knee pad so that they could hit the MIDNIGHT KISS!! Diaz and Song go for the pin together, but the referee refuses to make the count!

Just then Luna and Trixie come in to attack the pair, in all the fracus from earlier, Song and Diaz failed to see that Luna tagged herself in on Garrett, making her illegal in this contest! The two beat down on Booty Call, much in the way that Booty Call beat down on Luna earlier in the contest! Luna gets Diaz to her feet, hitting her with a FATAL ATTRACTION!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS!! Trixie immediately follows it up, hitting Diaz with the VVSK! VERY, VERY SUPER KICK CONNECTS!! Diaz falls to the mat before rolling out of the ring! Just then, Song comes in getting Luna in position for From Seoul, With Love! But Trixie cuts this off with another VVSK!! Song staggers as Luna is able to get her in position! The two work together to bring her down with the PERFECT STANDARD!! They both go for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!



James Buchanan: The winners of this match…and NEW Zion Wrestling Tag Team Champions…TOXIC!!

Trixie and Luna begin to hug one another as the referee hands them the Zion Tag Title Belts! They celebrate, holding up their new belts as we fade out!

WINNERS: TOXIC (VIA PINFALL)
NEW CHAMPIONS CROWNED

[Intern]

James Buchanan: "The following contest... is your MAAAAAIN EVENT! It's scheduled for ONE FALL..."

Crowd: "ONE FALL!"

James Buchanan: "And is for the ZION WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!"



Police sirens, helicopter rotors, and sounds of a riot fill the PA as the crowd livens up in anticipation. A familiar baseline creeps in, complete with cymbals, before Inner Circle chimes in.

"BAD BOYS! What'cha want? What'cha want? What'cha gonna do? Wheeeen Sheriff John Brown come for you?"

As Method In The Badness's remix of "Bad Boys" starts up, out walks the #1 Contender, the Scrap-Iron Scarecrow Faye Brown to cheers the arena over. Brown pumps the crowd up with a couple arm lifts, which get the desired effect before she begins her walk to the ring. Faye bobs in time with the remix on the way while she slaps high-fives and bumps fists with the crowd at hand before reaching ringside and rolling in under the bottom rope. The Scrap-Iron Scarecrow climbs the bottom-left turnbuckle and wingspans. Once Faye climbs down, the crowd throw streamers into the ring, some of which hit Faye. However, this is when the "Bad Boys" remix fades out, only to be replaced by the champion's music.

"So, So
Undeniable

So, Go, Go
Undeniable

(So) From takin'
(So) Amazin'
(So) Make sure there's no mistakin'

(Go) The hittin'
(Go) Is waitin'
(Go) So make it undeniable"

As "Undeniable" by Seckond Chaynce reaches verse one, Ashlynn emerges out on to the stage confidently with her back to the ring as the Zion Wrestling Title rests around her waist. With a quick turn to the ring, matching the high energy of the song, Cassidy soaks in the adoration of the fans, encouraging them and slapping hands. She gets into the ring, posing on the ropes, hips side to side in time with the music. She takes the belt from her waist and with one arm holds it up proudly. She hops down to the mat, making a finger gun gesture towards Brown, who responds with her own to her own head before nodding. Streamers are thrown to Ashlynn just as they were to Faye, to which the champion responds with a wingspan as "Undeniable" fades out.

James Buchanan: "Introducing first... the challenger. From Syracuse, New York, weighing in at 114 pounds... she is the Scrap-Iron Scarecrow... FAAAAAAAYE BROOOOOWN!"

The crowd cheers to Brown, throwing more streamers her way. This prompts Faye to laugh as she wasn't expecting a second set. Brown's even seen saying "oh, my god!" at the crowd.

James Buchanan: "And her opponent... from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 127 pounds... she is the current Zion Wrestling Champion... the Killer Counter Queen... the Undeniable ASHLYYYYYNN CAAAAAASSIDYYYYY!"

The crowd cheers to Cassidy, also throwing streamers her way. Ashlynn reacts similarly, though keeps her composure. A born performer through and through.



Brown and Cassidy immediately circle the ring around each other! Both competitors noticeably fail to size each other up, with each one seeming to have their eye locked on a target! They go for the Collar-And-Elbow Tie Up, with Cassidy immediately gaining the upper hand by wringing the arm of Brown! The pain shoots up Brown's arm almost immediately, but she doesn’t give in so easily, going for a Short-Arm Clothesline to fill the gap between the two! Cassidy ducks underneath it, however, keeping the arm in hand and using Brown’s position to her advantage to get her in a Ripcord Position! She pulls Brown in, going for the Period, Peace! But Brown quickly ducks underneath the rolling kick before faltering to the mat! Cassidy looks down at Brown, holding her thumb and index finger together and saying “This close…”

Brown looks up at her in shock, but also in frustration! Cassidy steps back, respectfully allowing Brown to get to her feet! Brown revolves the ring with Cassidy once more, with the two looking as though they’re about to lock up again! But Brown slips underneath, getting behind Cassidy and trapping Cassidy in a Waistlock! Brown has firm control of things now, with Cassidy struggling to try and pry Brown’s hands from around her waists! Brown goes for the lift, but Cassidy has it scouted, putting all her weight behind it to hinder Faye’s lift before taking her to the mat with a Snapmare! Brown pops to her feet, just in time to catch Cassidy as she runs at her with a Lariat! Brown snatches the arm, before pulling her in for the Riot Maker! But Cassidy pushes away, before faltering to the mat! Brown approaches the champion, throwing her own gesture back at her by holding her thumb and index finger together and saying “This close…”

Cassidy gets up, showing the same determination as Brown did before! The two circle around the ring one last time, before going for one last Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up! Cassidy gets the upper hand, getting a Side Headlock in on Brown! But Brown backs the two into the ropes, bouncing Cassidy to the other side of the ring! Brown is prepared for Cassidy’s return, swinging for a Lariat! But Cassidy rolls underneath, before catching Brown with a Dropkick that sends her into the corner! Cassidy attempts to capitalize, going for a second Dropkick into Brown in the corner! But this time Brown dodges it, leaving Cassidy to hang from the top rope! In the fray, the laces of Cassidy’s boot get caught in the hook supporting the turnbuckles, leaving an opening for Brown to flatten her to the mat with a Stomp! Brown pulls Cassidy out of the corner and goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown stays determined however, getting Cassidy to her feet before going for the Forearm to the side of Cassidy’s head! But Cassidy ducks underneath, going for a Saito Suplex! Brown staggers up to her feet, with Cassidy following up with a Bicycle Kick that sends Brown to the outside of the ring through the middle rope! Cassidy follows Brown out of the ring as she gets to her feet, before going for an Irish Whip into the ringsteps! Brown reverses, however, throwing her into the steps with an Irish Whip of her own! She stumbles over to the English Commentary Desk, the only one still standing, before stripping it of all it’s toppings and decorative pieces! Brown turns around, only to be nailed right into the edge of the table by a Shoulder Block from Cassidy! Brown falters to the ground at ringside, with Cassidy rolling right into the ring and back out to milk the referee’s 10 count!

Cassidy approaches Brown again, this time receiving an Elbow to the midsection for her trouble! Brown props Cassidy onto the announce table, before climbing up with her and lifting her up! Brown gets her in position for Suplex through the table, but Cassidy’s having none of it! She again puts all of her weight behind her to hinder Brown’s lift! Cassidy plants both her feet to the announce table, before lifting Brown up and Suplexing her OFF THE TABLE!! Brown crashes into the shattered remanants of the Spanish Announce Table as Cassidy looks down at what she’s just done! She climbs down from the announce table, grabbing Brown off the concrete flooring and throwing her back into the ring! She goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Brown! Cassidy gets Brown to her feet, before leathering her with a huge Forearm! The sound of the shot echoes through the arena, getting a sizable pop from the crowd! Brown responds with a Forearm of her own, creating even more noise through the arena! The two begin to pick up the pace with the heavy strikes, nearly coming to blows in unison! But Cassidy eventually gets the upper hand, battering Brown into the ropes, before throwing her off with an Irish Whip! Brown returns to Cassidy, catching her off guard with a Schoolboy Roll-Up!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cassidy! But Brown isn’t finished, rolling over and getting a kick to the side of the head! Brown goes for another pin now!

ONE…!

TWO…!

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown gets Cassidy back up to her feet, before Irish Whipping her into the corner! Brown intends to go for a Knee in the corner, but something about the impact Cassidy makes with the turnbuckle wakes her up a bit, prompting her to come out of the corner swinging with a Discus Clothesline to Brown! The shot turns her inside out, with Brown flipping to the mat off the shot! Cassidy crawls onto Brown for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

TH-

Kick out by Brown! Cassidy gets Brown to her feet, before taking her to the mat with a Twisting Neckbreaker! She follows it up, jumping right onto her with an Elbow Drop! She gets Brown back to her feet once more, going for a Suplex to Brown! But Brown is now the one who refuses to go up, keeping her feet planted on the ground! Cassidy isn’t giving up however, lifting Brown off the ground in spite of the weight being applied and defying all boundaries of her strength to lift Brown off the mat! It all works in her detriment, however, with Brown landing behind Cassidy and pushing her towards the ropes! Cassidy bounces back right into an attempted Lariat by Brown! Cassidy rolls underneath to avoid the shot, but Brown is more prepared this time! Cassidy pops back to her feet and turns around, right into a Spear from Brown! The move turns Cassidy inside out now, with the champion flipping before hitting the mat! Brown goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown looks to finish things off, climbing to the top rope! She launches off, going for Top Rope Elbow Drop! But Cassidy rolls out of the way, leaving Brown to crash to the mat! Cassidy gets to her feet now, before taking a long glance at the top rope, before making the climb! She leers over Brown, before launching off with PARADISE LOST!! Cassidy attempts the Double Foot Stomp in homage to Zachary Porter! But Brown moves out of the way, leaving Cassidy to land awkwardly on her left leg! Brown takes advantage, kicking the leg before hitting the ropes and hitting the SHINING WIZARD!! Brown with the pin!!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown looks up in disbelief, almost disputing the referee’s count! She decides to take to the top rope again slowly, looking for another Elbow Drop! But Cassidy manages to get up in time, pushing Brown off the ropes and onto the apron! Cassidy drags her through the ropes, before going for the Lasting Impression! But Brown reverses, popping up and delivering a Back Body Drop that sends Cassidy over the top rope and THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Brown falls back into the ring, and the referee starts his count! Anticipation starts to climb, as the referee reaches a count of eight! Cassidy begins to stir at nine, and just as the referee goes to raise his hands for ten, Cassidy throws herself back into the ring! Brown notices Cassidy lying next to her and decides that now is the time! She takes the top rope for a third time, this time catching Cassidy with an ELBOW DROP!! Brown goes for the pin!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown is in disbelief, almost panic! She goes for the pin again!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THRE-

Kick out by Cassidy. Again.

ONE…!


TWO…!

THR-

Kick out. AGAIN!!

ONE…!

TWO…!

TH-

Kick out by Cassidy! Brown finally gives up and gets to her feet! She takes to the corner, readying herself for Cassidy to make it up, before running to her and going for Battery! But Cassidy ducks underneath the Jumping Leg Lariat, catching Brown by the arm as she lands on her feet and getting her in a Ripcord Position! She pulls Brown in, hitting her with the PERIOD, PEACE!! RIPCORD ROLLING WHEEL KICK CONNECTS!! Cassidy scrambles over to the side of the ring to get the pin on Brown!

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE-

BROWN GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES!! BROWN GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Cassidy looks down in shock, looking up to the referee and making sure it wasn’t a full count! Ashlynn gets to her feet and charges at a woozy Faye and attempts a spear... AND HITS IT! But wait... the two are still going. To the ropes, where the Scrap-Iron Scarecrow stops the champion in her tracks. Brown rebounds off the middle rope for a tornado... but lands on her feet first before the DDT. Faye hooks Cassidy's arm behind her, pulls back, and... RIOT MAKER! Faye connects potentially the biggest Riot Maker of her life! Into the cover!

ONE...!

TWO...!

THREE...?

...

THREE!



Faye releases Cassidy's leg as the look on her face is one of relief, and one of tearful victory. Method In The Badness's cover of "Bad Boys" kicks in as Faye sits up from her opponent and looks up as she says "I fuckin' did it. I did it?" The referee affirms that Brown did, in fact, get the win before Faye hugs at him tightly, with tears of overwhelming joy starting to run down her cheeks.

James Buchanan: "Here is your winner... AND NEEEEEEEEW ZION WRESTLING CHAMPION... FAAAAAAAYE BROOOOWN!"

Brown releases the referee from her hug as she finally gets to her feet. The referee raises Faye's hand in victory before retrieving the Zion Championship. Faye quickly falls to her knees and slaps the mat a couple times with both hands as she triumphantly yells out. The referee hands the title to Faye, who looks over the title before slowly taking it out of the ref's hands and raising it over her head.

Faye Brown: "I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT!"

Brown hugs the title to her chest tightly before falling to her head and knees, laughing in shock, disbelief, and amazement. She's finally reached the top of the mountain that she'd been climbing since February.

WINNER: FAYE BROWN (VIA PINFALL)
(NEW CHAMPION)

Tommy Green: "Folks, we'll see you on Mayhem! GOOD NI--Wait wait, WAIT NO!"

However, just then... just as Faye raises up back to being on her knees, someone rams a knee into the back of Brown's head. That someone is revealed to be Jessica Anderson!

Tommy Green: "NO! NO, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

Winter Mae: "Why on Earth is Jessica attacking Faye during what's supposed to be a career-defining moment like this?"

Tommy Green: "Jessica lost to Faye last week on Mayhem after she... oh no, after she joined up with our new Mayhem Chance Briefca--"

"Hoppin' out the Maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the front cover of a magazine..."

"Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits the speakers as Angel Kash walks out holding up the Mayhem Chance Briefcase with a devious smirk.

Winter Mae: "Speak of the devil..."

Tommy Green: "Oh my God, you've gotta be kidding me. Angel, don't do this! Not this way, come on!"

Anderson exits the ring before Kash rolls in and hastily hands her briefcase to the extremely confused referee. The referee, with a shake of his head, hands the briefcase to the timekeeper before calling over the ring announcer.

Referee: "Angel Kash is cashing in, this is going to be an official Zion Wrestling Championship match!"

James Buchanan: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that Angel Kash is CASHING IN HER MAYHEM CHANCE BRIEFCASE! This means that the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ZION WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Tommy Green: "This is not happening. Please tell me this IS NOT HAPPENING!"

Winter Mae: "Low-key? This is brilliant on Angel's part. But come on, man, Faye Brown worked her entire career to the bone just for the kind of shot she had tonight. And she won! She got to the top of the mountain!"

Tommy Green: "AND NOW ANGEL KASH IS GOING TO PUSH HER OFF OF IT JUST LIKE THAT! This is a damn highway robbery and everyone knows it!"

Before the match can officially begin, Angel places Faye's head onto the briefcase. Jessica hands Kash a chair before Angel drives the seat into Brown's skull. If Faye wasn't out before, she certainly is now after having had her head sandwiched between a chair and a case.

Tommy Green: "C'mon, that wasn't even necessary!"



The referee calls for the bell as Kash pins Brown to the mat.

Tommy Green: "This is an absolute travesty! The referee's disgusted!"

ONE...!

Tommy Green: "This crowd's disgusted!"

TWO...!

Tommy Green: "I'm disgusted!"

THRE-!

Tommy Green: "And I--YES, FAYE KICKED OUT!"

Miraculously, Faye weakly rolls a shoulder up, though it's clear she's still very much out of sorts.

Tommy Green: "YES! Come on, Faye! Fight back!"

Angel is absolutely stunned and quite confused as she sits up. Kash shakes her head no in utter disbelief before pinning Brown again.

ONE...!

TWO...!

THR-!

Faye manages to put a little more force into this kickout, which does very little other than anger Kash. Angel slowly gets to her feet, seething as she glares at the Scrap-Iron Scarecrow.

Tommy Green: "Get up, Faye, come on!"

Winter Mae: "But was that Brown's final gasp? Look at her, she has absolutely NOTHING! LEFT! She just got out of a 32-minute war with the former champion, she just got jumped by Jessica Anderson, she's caked in blood. The fact that she kicked out twice is--Oh my God..."

Faye attempts to get to her feet, obvious pain crossing her face as she does so. She's clearly been busted open by the case-chair-to, so to speak. There's absolutely no way she should be conscious, but here she goes... right back down to the mat. Kash gets impatient and rolls Faye into The Liquidation. The triangle choke armbar gets cinched in deep as Faye only barely moves in reaction. Brown weakly waves her free arm around, refusing to submit, but it's clear she's simply delaying the inevitable at this point. Angel pulls tighter on Faye's head.

Tommy Green: "NOT THIS WAY, FAYE, COME ON! FIGHT OUT! DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET OUT OF THAT CHOKE HOLD!"

Faye starts coughing up blood as her already barely moving body goes completely limp. The referee has no choice now but to call it.

Tommy Green: "NOT THIS WAY!"



Tommy Green: "DAMN IT!"

Kash releases Brown from The Liquidation as she gets up and takes the Zion Wrestling Championship into her hands. The rest of the Privileged Elite come out to celebrate Kash's victory, to a chorus of boos so loud that the microphones actually pique a little.

James Buchanan: "Here is your winner by stoppage... AND NEEEEEW! ZION WRESTLING CHAMPION! The Trillion Dollar Princess... ANGEEEEEEEEL KAAAAAAAASH!"

Trash starts to fill the ring as the fans boo the Privileged Elite out of the building. Cassie Lopez gestures to the crowd, egging them on. Summer Page lightly kicks the now-former champion Faye out of the ring, who's still unconscious. To the point that her husband, Logan Bailey, has to hop the barricade to check on his wife and make sure she's OK.

Tommy Green: "Highway. Goddamn. ROBBERY! At it's worst, folks! This sight right here? Makes me want to vomit."

Winter Mae: "This was not right by any means, but I can't deny this was the best time she could have done what she did."

Tommy Green: "Don't give me that, Winter. That poor woman down there has been absolutely screwed over yet again over that damn Mayhem Chance Briefcase. First with TAURUS stealing it from her, now with Angel stealing the Zion Wrestling Championship from her with it. That briefcase is going to be the death of her."

Winter Mae: "I'm not denying that, Tommy. Not at all. Just... wrong place, wrong time yet again for Faye Brown, it seems."

Chris Mosh takes Angel onto his shoulders as she hoists the Zion Wrestling Championship over her head with that same devious smirk from before. The rest of the Privileged Elite give her applause as they continue their trash-filled celebration.

Tommy Green: "Folks, we are out of time tonight, we'll see you on Mayhem next Wednesday. For Winter Mae, I'm Tommy Green. Angel Kash, you can go to hell."

WINNER: ANGEL KASH (VIA REFEREE STOPPAGE)
(NEW CHAMPION)