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We cut directly to the Bell MTS Iceplex, jam pack with raving Zion fans as we cut over to the announcer’s desk!
Tommy Green: The red brand has arrived in the Great White North! Our tour of Canada starts right here, right now! Welcome to Mayhem: Revival! I’m Tommy Green, joined by Winter Mae!
Winter Mae: We have a lot of big matches going on here tonight! I can’t wait! It’s all too exciting!
Tommy Green: Well then let’s begin before you explode in your chair!
Match #1: Vanita Thompson vs Layla Aishe
Gateway Championship Match
James Buchanan: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall...and is to determine the INAUGURAL Zion Wrestling Gateway Champion!
You're a catastrophe
The one who's come to devastate
Catastrophist
We never had a chance
Catastrophist hits the PA as red and white lights shine. Vanita steps out on the ramp and stands there, taking in the view of the crowd. She heads toward the ring with a confident smirk across her face. Sliding into the ring, the lights come back up. She poses for the crowd before focusing up the ramp awaiting whoever comes her way.
The opening tune of "The Mummers Dance (Remix)" by Lorena McKennet starts to play on the speakers. A few seconds into the song Layla steps out from behind the curtain in a long dress on which hangs several jeweled tassels alongside her many necklaces. Layla smiles to the cheers and adulation of the audience as she goes to several fans on the way down to give blessings to them. When she reaches ringside, she climbs the stairs and steps under the second rope to enter the ring where she poses for the audience once more. As her song fades out she removes the necklaces and her dress to reveal her ring gear underneath. She hands her removed items to an attendant at ringside and prepares for her match.
James Buchanan: Introducing first...from New Orleans, Louisiana...weighing in at 122 lbs…”The Shadow Sorceress”...Vanita! Thompson!
And her opponent...from Cairo, Egypt...weighing in at 120 lbs...Layla! Aishe!
The referee shows the belt to both competitors before lifting it over his head, showing it to the fans in attendance! He hands it off to the timekeepers before calling for the bell!
The bell sounds off, with the two competitors circling the canvas around one another! They draw closer before locking into a collar-and-elbow tie up! Aishe and Thompson struggle for control, with the former gaining the upper hand, slipping behind and applying a Waistlock! Thompson pries at Aishe’s hands, trying to get her to relieve her grip! But Aishe is adamant, clenching the lock in tighter before drilling her to the ground with a German Suplex! She bridges for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Thompson! The two return to their feet simultaneously, before immediately getting into another collar-and-elbow! The struggle between the two doesn’t seem so even at this point, as the hot-headed Thompson is now forcing her way into power in the exchange! She transitions into a Top Wristlock, bringing Aishe down to a knee! Before she can even think about regaining her leverage however, Thompson acts fast, slipping a boot behind Aishe’s calf and sinking her other knee to the mat! Aishe is left completely defense in this hold, giving Thompson ample time to release it and immediately smack her upside the head with a Roundhouse Kick! The strike sends Aishe to the mat, as Thompson goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO..!
Kick out by Aishe! Thompson stays on her, though, dragging her to her feet, before using the arm to pull her into a Clothesline! She pulls her up again by the arm, pushing her out and back in for a second Clothesline! She pulls her back up again, clearly going for the hattrick, but this time Aishe ducks underneath it, breaking Thompson’s grasp of her in the process! She turns Thompson around, looking to regain her momentum, but The Shadow Sorceress quickly cuts her off with a boot to the gut! She pulls Aishe into position, before lifting her up for a Vertical Suplex! But Aishe escapes, slipping behind the back of Thompson before taking her down with a Backstabber! Aishe runs the ropes, looking to capitalize on the prone Thompson! But she rolls off of her back, grabbing the leg of Aishe and bringing her back first into the mat, before going for a quick pin while she’s laid out in front of her!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Aishe! The two both return to their feet before charging at each other! Thompson goes for a Clothesline, but Aishe ducks underneath, going low and using her opponent to change direction! She hits the adjacent ropes, catching Thompson off-guard from the side with a Dropkick!! Thompson falls out of the ring through the middle rope, giving Aishe a glimmer of opportunity! She hits the ropes and launches herself out of the ring towards Thompson with a Suicide Dive! But Thompson catches her out of mid-air, before taking advantage with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex to Aishe against the barricade! She slowly reaches her feet, before throwing Aishe back in the ring and going for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Aishe! She’s still in this! Thompson again stays on her opposition, getting Aishe to her feet and in position for a Neckbreaker, but NO! Aishe shifts the hold and rotates herself and Thompson all the way around! She uses her newfound positioning to prop Thompson onto her shoulders before dropping her face first to her knee for THE EGYPTIAN DREAM!! Aishe got all of the GTS!! She goes for a pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
Kick out by Thompson! Aishe is in shock, but she’s still ready to finish this! She stalks her prey, waiting for Thompson to get to her feet! When she does, Aishe goes for IN THE STA--NO! Thompson pushes Aishe away, before nailing her with THE SHADOW SEEKER!! The move nearly decapitates Aishe, but she’s not done, sending one more defiant hook across Thompson’s jaw before slumping to the mat! Thompson stumbles back into the ropes, clutching her jaw and looking down at the fallen Aishe, the rage in her eyes growing more and more by the second! She rushes her opponent, getting Aishe up and nailing her with DIVINE INTERVENTION!! She sits beside a fallen Aishe, who’s still trying to reach out for Thompson to get back into this! But Thompson’s having none of it, getting Aishe back to her feet and hitting DIVINE INTERVENTION AGAIN!!! This time Aishe lies motionless, as Thompson goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE!
James Buchanan: The winner of this match...and the INAUGURAL Zion Wrestling Gateway Champion...Vanita! Thompson!
Tommy Green: Vanita Thompson has done it!! She's the inaugural Gateway Champion!
Winter Mae: Yeah, but now is where the real challenge begins. She better stay sharp from this point on, because three months with that belt can instantly make her a #1 contender for the Zion Title!
Winter Mae: Yeah, but now is where the real challenge begins. She better stay sharp from this point on, because three months with that belt can instantly make her a #1 contender for the Zion Title!
Thompson gets to her feet over Aishe as the referee hands her the Gateway Championship belt! She lifts the belt over her head as the official raises her hand in victory!
WINNER: VANITA THOMPSON (VIA PINFALL)
NEW CHAMPION CROWNED
We cut backstage to find Meliana Rodrigo standing there with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face.
Meliana Rodrigo: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time! Captain Cosmo!
The camera pans out a little to reveal Captain Cosmo standing beside her with a cheesy grin on his face as he awkwardly waves into the camera.
Captain Cosmo: Ah yes! Hello fans of the Wrestling of Zion! Captain Cosmo here!
Cosmo then turns to Rodrigo.
Captain Cosmo: And hello, friend Meliana! Quite the pretty name you have, human!
The interviewer blushes slightly.
Meliana Rodrigo: Thank you… and welcome to Mayhem! You had quite the successful debut at episode ten against Pandora Navarro!
Captain Cosmo: Yes! He did! Did you watch it?!
Meliana Rodrigo: Of course!
Captain Cosmo: Amazing! It was over so quickly, if you blinked you would have missed it! It reminded Captain Cosmo of when he goes into lightspeed when travelling the cosmos!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well tonight is going to be quite the different experience as you shall be facing off against seven other competitors--
Captain Cosmo: SEVEN?!
Meliana Rodrigo: Yes, seven…
Captain Cosmo: My goodness! That is quite a lot of people who do the wrestling! And Captain Cosmo knows one of them! Friend Faye! She is quite the wonderful athlete!
Meliana Rodrigo: She is. The match is also to determine the number one contender to Tessa Whitmoyer’s National Championship.
Captain Cosmo: Ah yes! Captain Cosmo knows friend Tessa pretty well from the Twitter machine! And he would certainly like to become the champion of the nation as that would mean more money for Captain Cosmo to put towards locating the Cosmic Pug!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well, do you have a strategy going into this Battle Royal?
Cosmo shrugs.
Captain Cosmo: Don’t get eliminated and win! That strategy is full proof and can not be beaten! Captain Cosmo should know! He did the math!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well okay then… thank you for your time and good luck tonight!
Captain Cosmo: Thank you, friend Meliana!
Meliana Rodrigo: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time! Captain Cosmo!
The camera pans out a little to reveal Captain Cosmo standing beside her with a cheesy grin on his face as he awkwardly waves into the camera.
Captain Cosmo: Ah yes! Hello fans of the Wrestling of Zion! Captain Cosmo here!
Cosmo then turns to Rodrigo.
Captain Cosmo: And hello, friend Meliana! Quite the pretty name you have, human!
The interviewer blushes slightly.
Meliana Rodrigo: Thank you… and welcome to Mayhem! You had quite the successful debut at episode ten against Pandora Navarro!
Captain Cosmo: Yes! He did! Did you watch it?!
Meliana Rodrigo: Of course!
Captain Cosmo: Amazing! It was over so quickly, if you blinked you would have missed it! It reminded Captain Cosmo of when he goes into lightspeed when travelling the cosmos!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well tonight is going to be quite the different experience as you shall be facing off against seven other competitors--
Captain Cosmo: SEVEN?!
Meliana Rodrigo: Yes, seven…
Captain Cosmo: My goodness! That is quite a lot of people who do the wrestling! And Captain Cosmo knows one of them! Friend Faye! She is quite the wonderful athlete!
Meliana Rodrigo: She is. The match is also to determine the number one contender to Tessa Whitmoyer’s National Championship.
Captain Cosmo: Ah yes! Captain Cosmo knows friend Tessa pretty well from the Twitter machine! And he would certainly like to become the champion of the nation as that would mean more money for Captain Cosmo to put towards locating the Cosmic Pug!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well, do you have a strategy going into this Battle Royal?
Cosmo shrugs.
Captain Cosmo: Don’t get eliminated and win! That strategy is full proof and can not be beaten! Captain Cosmo should know! He did the math!
Meliana Rodrigo: Well okay then… thank you for your time and good luck tonight!
Captain Cosmo: Thank you, friend Meliana!
Cosmo then gives the camera another awkward wave before he disappears off camera as we cut elsewhere.
With nothing but wind and distant traffic in the background, Faye Brown walks... well, waddles into frame stage left wearing a ridiculously oversized Montreal Expos jacket. You can barely see her due to how big the jacket is and how small she is by comparison, but Faye is visible. Which is important.
Faye Brown: "Happy belated Halloween. As you can see, I'm the world's largest Montreal Expos fan, literally. I'm not wrestling in this, as you all will see."
Brown nods her head. However, her nodding causes her to lose balance.
Faye Brown: "OK... OK, I'm good... so before I begin and before I fall over, lemme tell ya a story. So... I'm used to travelling by the seat of my pants, it used to just come with the territory of being a musician. I travelled to Miami on Saturday, right? Because that's where and when the Trick-Or-Treat Battle Royal was gonna be. I had to do that immediately after my match in NFW which was in Japan since NFW's doing this whole Japan tour until Christmas. You'll never believe how Logan and I got there, it makes me wanna vomit my guts up."
Brown, as best she can, performs the motion of firing something from a slingshot.
Faye Brown: "We got grabbed by a giant hand and got slingshotted from Sapporo to Fort Lauderdale. Logan and Logan's fuckin' Animaniacs shit, that's the only explanation I have for that. Only to come to find out later on in the day when we... y'know, actually GET to the arena for the show? The fucking show had been cancelled! So I slink my happy ass back to Japan while Logan goes to Milwaukee for Blazenwing Wrestling. That's where he transforms into a girl mid-match, which... w-which is just--that's just it's own bullshit. Only to be told "hey, Zion's show's not actually cancelled, guys, it's just been rescheduled, reshuffled, and moved from Miami. We need you in Winnipeg on the 3rd, so get here quick!"
The Scrap-Iron Scarecrow's toothy exaggerated grin recedes back to a look of "I am done with this shit."
Faye Brown: "So I have to take ANOTHER flight from Tokyo to Winnipeg. And it's the same bullshit: giant hand, giant slingshot, all that. Therefore, here I am outside of the home of the Winnipeg Jets, wanting to get a gastrectomy because I've flown at speeds that are just impossible. Sign me up to the Air Force at this point, I've seen speeds those guys wish they could dream about."
Brown chuckles a bit to herself.
Faye Brown: "But the worst part about all this? I've been givin' myself this run around when I could have just waited to fly from Sapporo to Winnipeg on Sunday the entire time. I could have sat back and ate fucking chicken McNuggets waiting for a Sunday, a Monday in Japan time, flight to get from there to here. I could have saved myself about 15,000 miles of travel if I'd been communicated to with more than just "whoop, show's cancelled!" and "whoop, show's in Winnipeg the following Wednesday!"
Faye waves her arms back and forth a bit, mostly to keep from falling over, but also to try wrapping up her story.
Faye Brown: "Look, ultimately? I'm the idiot. I should have just waited for official words. This is all my own fault. But travelling 20,000 miles is the kind of stupid thing some people are willing to do just to win a shot at winning their first title. Wearing a giant jacket that reads "EXPOS" and represents the entirely wrong area of Canada is, too. I'm jet-lagged as all hell, I'm sick to my fuckin' stomach, and I don't have anyone here to even talk to in either language, be it English or French. Ramenez les putains d'Expos, et tout ça."
Brown lightly nods to the camera.
Faye Brown: "Buuuuut I'm here. Gastrectomy aside, I'm hungry for my first title. I wish I were in Risa Jackson's, Vanita Thompson's, Layla Aishe's, or Addison Rayne's spots, I'd like my chances just that little bit more, but as it stands? I wouldn't wanna be Nami, Tony, Cosmo, Ian, Reina, Max, or Nina in this battle royal. Because despite all the things gone rogue since Trauma 50... between Logan transforming again and all the flight mileage I've racked up... there's still an eighth name in that battle royal, and she's gonna go do more than most of the rest of college football and actually win a National Championship once she's done throwing everyone and their mother over the top rope. Eat that, Texas."
The Scrap-Iron Scarecrow awkwardly eyes to her left for a second before squinting in confusion.
Faye Brown: "...I get the feeling Logan should be challenging for this kind of title, he'd have a lot more in the way of football jokes to make about that name. BUT ANYWAY, we're true north this time around. And that's the direction I'm going tonight after all's said and done. Let's fuckin' rock."
Brown gives devil horns to the camera before waddling towards the arena. She falls about halfway out of shot, giving out an OOF! before slowly getting up but failing to find her balance as the camera hard cuts to black.
Match #2: Tanja Devereaux vs Angel Kash
James Buchanan: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first...from The Hamptons, New York...weighing in at 128 lbs…”The Trillion Dollar Princess”...Angel! Kash!
And her opponent...from New Orleans, Louisiana...weighing in at 120 lbs...Tanja! Devereaux!
Tommy Green: Tanja Devereaux coming down to the ring with a purpose tonight! Do you think she’ll be able to shut down Angel Kash’s crusade here?
Winter Mae: Well the lawsuit’s definitely still happening, but if Devereaux shutting Angel Kash up happens, I might eat my chair!
Kash comes into the match like a house of fire, rushing Devereaux with a Spinning Back Elbow! She mounts the Bayou Witch, taking her down with a series of strikes to the head until the referee pulls her away! The distance does very little to placate Kash however, as once the referee steps away from her, she gets right back on Devereaux with a series of stomps to her head and chest! She gets Devereaux to her feet by the hair, prompting the referee to ward her off with a five-count! However, Kash is caught off guard long enough for Devereaux to come back with a Forearm to the side of the head! She quickly follows up with a kick to Kash’s gut before dropping her with Gutwrench Suplex! Devereaux with the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Kash, but Devereaux stays on top of her! She gets Kash to her feet before propping her onto her shoulders for a Death Valley Driver! But Kash escapes, sending a flurry of wild elbows to the side of Devereaux’s head to get her to relieve her grip! Once grounded again, Kash immediately clutches at the hair of Devereaux, pulling her down for a Neckbreaker! The crowd boos this blatant showing of unsportsmanlike conduct, as Kash walks around the ring with her arms raised. She steps up onto the chest on Devereaux, placing one foot on her midsection and the other just below her neck! With one last taunt to the fans, Kash jumps up and plants both knees into the torso of Devereaux, making a hand-dusting gesture as she stays on top of her for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Devereaux, much to the surprise and chagrin of Kash! She mounts Devereaux once more, landing close-fisted punch after close-fisted punch to the top of her head as the referee tries to control the violence! His attempts are rendered moot however, as Kash continues to lay in on Devereaux! She finally stops at the insistence of the referee, only to chastise the official for “having something against her”. She stops her verbal beratement in favor of going to attack Devereaux, but when Kash tries pulling her to her feet once again, The Bayou Witch returns the favor with a stiff, close-fisted Punch to her ribs! Kash is sent staggering back into the corner, to which Devereaux responds by catching up to her with a Running Splash! Oddly enough, as Kash hits the turnbuckle, she inconspicuously has an arm pinned behind her back! Devereaux pays this no mind as she follows up by pulling Kash out of the corner and throwing her to the mat with an Exploder Suplex! By doing this, the pad tied to the top turnbuckle is sent flying out of place and to ringside!
Kash sits up in recoil from the rough landing on her back, giving Devereaux the chance to easily pull her back to her feet! But Kash counters, swatting Devereaux’s hands away and going for a strike! Devereaux counters that however, blocking the right hand coming her way and following up with a Roundhouse Kick to Kash! The shot leaves Kash stunned and on her feet, giving Devereaux the chance to get her in position and drop her with HOODOO!! The Straightjacket Neckbreaker connects! Devereaux with the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THRE-
Kick out by Kash! However, this doesn’t phase Devereaux, who’s ready to end the match! She gets Kash to her feet, before setting her up on her shoulders for VooDoo! But before she can fully position her for the move, Kash sends a few shots to Devereaux’s head, causing her to relieve her grip, before pushing her from behind into the corner! The exposed turnbuckle makes direct contact with Devereaux’s temple, driving her straight to the mat as her eyes immediately begin to glaze over! Kash looks down with a forced and clearly faked look of shock, before pulling Devereaux’s now dead weight up and planting her with THE BUYOUT!! Angel Kash with the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE!
James Buchanan: The winner of this match...Angel! Kash!
Tommy Green: Through some unsavory means, Angel Kash fends off Tanja Devereaux tonight!
Winter Mae: Trust me, Tommy! After a victory like this, I doubt Angel’s heard the last of The Bayou Witch!
Kash rolls out of the ring to preemptively avoid Devereaux! She rushes up the ramp and celebrates as we fade to commercial!
WINNER: ANGEL KASH (VIA PINFALL)