Post by Intern on Oct 23, 2021 22:59:35 GMT
And Now...Zion Wrestling Presents: The Hardwired Kick-Off!
We open up to Tripp Bennett and Alivia Takasoto at the commentary desk.
Tripp Bennett: Just about an hour off from the blue brands first ever exclusive PPV, welcome...to the Hardwired Kick-Off Show! I'm Tripp Bennett, joined as always by my broadcast colleague, Alivia Takasoto!
Alivia Takasoto: We're kicking off Hardwired and we're doing it big with two must see match coming right up! Let's get to em!
Match #1: Ozzy Stoll vs Akako Ogawa
Alex Lawson: The following contest...is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Alex Lawson: Introducing first...from Madison, Washington...weighing in at 141 lbs...Ozzy! Stoll!
And his opponent...from Fukuoka, Japan...weighing in at 123 lbs…”The Mad Toymaker”...Akako! Ogawa!
Tripp Bennett: Both Akako Ogawa and Ozzy Stoll set to make their Zion Wrestling debuts here on the Hardwired Kick-Off show!
Alivia Takasoto: These two are both some interesting gets for the Fusion brand! Usually the blue brand is oriented around athleticism and the spirit of competition, but not right here! Right here, we’re about to see two competitors that are all about deathmatch violence!
Stoll and Ogawa prepare to lock up, circling the ring around one another! But before they can meet in the center, Ogawa stops Stoll, telling him to hold on! She scurries over to her corner, grabbing a big gift box with a giant bow on top and handing it off to Stoll! He takes it and opens up the top pulling out a stuffed bunny, wrapped in barbed wire! While any other person would be weirded out or straight up horrified to receive a gift like this, Stoll is actually very flattered clutching the bunny to his chest, not even minding the barbs sticking into his skin! He puts the bunny back in it’s gift box before setting it down in his corner! Ogawa takes advantage of this however, running up and catching him with a Schoolboy Roll Up as he does!
ONE…!
TWO…!
TH-
Kick out by Stoll! The two square up to one another, putting a threat to their newfound friendship, but cooler heads prevail and the two become cordial once more! They circle each other around the ring once again, coming fingertips away from locking up! But just then, Stoll puts a halt to proceedings, telling Ogawa to hold on as she rushes over to his corner now! Funnily enough, Stoll supplies a gift box of his own, presenting it to Ogawa as she looks flattered! She opens the box and pulls out a Pumpkin Spice Tamale, set inside a tupperware container, and for some unholy reason, also wrapped in barbed wire! Ogawa looks at her gift, completely confused as to what she’s supposed to do with it! All the while, Stoll looks on with a hopeful glimmer in his eye! Not wanting to disappoint her new acquaintance, she lets out a reluctant smile, before putting her gift back in it’s box and putting it in her corner! Stoll now takes advantage, rolling Ogawa up with a Schoolboy now!
ONE…!
TWO…!
TH-
Kick out by Ogawa! She rolls to her feet and is now yelling at Stoll for his treachery! He profusely apologizes for his transgressions, offering to bury the hatchet with a handshake! Ogawa reluctantly agrees, shaking Stoll’s hand! He turns around, expecting to get back to sizing up his opponent, but NO! Ogawa pulls his hand from the handshake and slaps him straight across the face! The slap turns Stoll around, getting him in the perfect position for Ogawa to get a Belly-To-Back Suplex in! She goes for the pin now!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Stoll! Ogawa drags him up to his feet, but Stoll is set on getting back into this, swatting her hand away and flying in her face with a Dropkick! They get to their feet in unison with Stoll maintaining control with a Lariat! Ogawa makes it to her feet once more and Stoll catches her in position, before running her to the corner and hitting her with a Tornado DDT! He gets her up and hits her with a PILEDRIVER!! Pin by Stoll!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THRE-
Kick out by Ogawa! Stoll is ready to finish this however, getting Ogawa in position for the Killing Joke, but NO! Ogawa pushes Stoll away before running at him and catching him with a RUNNING CROSSBODY!! She goes for the pin now!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THRE-
Kick out by Stoll! Ogawa reaches into Stolls corner, going for the Barbed Wire Bunny! She brings it over to Stoll in order to batter him with his own gift, but the referee puts a stop to it, telling her not to! But she doesn’t listen, going for Stoll anyway! The referee blocks her path once more, this time snatching the bunny for her hand and throwing it out of the ring under the bottom rope! This infuriates Ogawa, who leaves the ring as the referee goes to check on Stoll! She reaches underneath and grabs...oh my god...WEED EATER WEASEL!! She runs back into the ring and revs up the engine, the blades of the weed eater running at full speed! She runs towards the referee first, running the weed trimming mechanism up his back and eating the fabric of his referee's uniform! The shirt begins to fall off his chest, as the official cowers to the back half-nude! She then turns her attention to Stoll, raising the weed eater over him!
Alivia Takasoto: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Tripp Bennett: I have no clue, Alivia! But if there were ever a better time for Killer Carter to show up, it’d be now!
Alivia Takasoto: I don’t even think Killer Carter would be enough to stop whatever the hell this is!
Ogawa looks down at Stoll for a bit, but doesn’t hesitate, dropping down the wee-
WINNER: NO CONTEST
