Mayhem Ep. 08

[Kai Morgan]

As “Mayhem” by Halestorm finishes we cut to the Dean E. Smith Center where we are live in Chapel Hill, North Carolina! The crowd all begin chanting out various Mayhem Superstars as suddenly, The Music Cuts. The crowd goes silent for a moment.


MAYHEM!
MAYHEM!


TOMMY GREEN: “Welcome to Mayhem: “

WINTER MAE: “ “

MATCH 01: Vanita Thompson v. Keira Hubbard

JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Introducing first… She hails from New Orleans, Louisiana… Weighing in at 122 pounds… She is the Shadow Sorceress!

VANITA!
THOMPSON!”



JAMES BUCHANAN: “And her opponent! Hailing from Hamilton! Ontario! Canada! Weighing in at 126 pounds… the Cure!

KEIRA!
HUBBARD!




As the bell rings for the match to begin, Vanita and Keira quickly wrap one another up into back to back side locks. As the two continue to throw jabs and such at one another, Vanita connects a devastating Double Underhook DDT! Keira is out cold!



JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner… VANITA! THOMPSON!”

As Vanita raises her arm victoriously over Keira, we Superficial by Hiedi Montang hits over the public address system, as the lights dim and flash all over the arena. As out from the back steps the Zion National Champion Angel Kash who poses with her title but her normal smug expression is replaced by one of anger and rage, clearly still upset at what happened last week during her celebration party. As she holds up her National Title high up in the air the boos pour in from the fans in attendance. As Angel saunters down to the ring ignoring the boos, and the fans giving them the talk to the hand motion as she soon climbs up the steel steps demanding a stage hand to lower the ropes for her which they do, as she enters the ring. Angel, then holds up her title high in the air once again yelling at the fans to shut up and show her respect. As The National Champion demands a microphone, she motions for her music to be cut. The Hamptons native waits for the boos to die down after a few moments she puts the microphone up to her perfectly glossed lips as she begins to speak in an enraged tone.
Angel Kash: WILL YOU DISGUSTING BOTTOM FEEDERS SHUT THE HELL UP!
The boos get even louder as Angel clearly is not in the mood.
Angel Kash: Last week was supposed to be my moment, my party, my celebration. I won the National Championship fairly in a fatal four way against all the odds, I became your National Champion. I beat Pandora Navorro, Devi Morgan, and that disgusting freak Tessa Whitemoyer to do it. But my celebration was ruined by you guess it Tessa.
The fans cheer loudly at the mention of Tessa’s name, as Angel rolls her eyes in disgust.
Angel Kash: Oh yes of course you’d cheer for that freak, the one who ruined everything, the woman who destroyed a ten thousand dollar dress like a disgusting animal. Then proceeded to pour my Cristal all over the damn arena like it was just common soda. Now, I have my grievance about the events known to Sara Cross, and guess what nothing! Are you kidding me?! I am your National Champion and you will treat me with respect.
The fans boo Angel, who is almost to the point of throwing a tantrum live on national television. However, she tries to calm herself down some and after getting in a more calm state begins to speak once again.
Angel kash: So what I want is that no good low life Tessa to make her damn way to this ring and offer me an apology. I mean she should pay for the dress, but she can’t afford it. So being the nice woman I am I will accept an apology and her proclaiming in this ring I am her better! Because no one embarrasses Angel Kash no one!
Suddenly the fans erupt into cheers as Mental Hopscotch by The Missing Persons begin to play over the loudspeakers. The Ring Jester Tessa Whitmoyer walks out with Mr. Buzz Buzz slung over her shoulder. Smiling from ear to ear she gives Angel a playful wave. She walks down to the ring and retrieves a microphone before she reaches under the ring and pulls out a lawn chair and slides it into the ring. Angel looks on bewildered as Tessa casually sets it up and parks her butt in it.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Hiiiiii Angel!!!!! Nice of ya to invite me to your wil party! This should be funnnnnnnnnnnn!
Tessa said, giggling as Angel looks on, exasperated that Tessa isn’t taking any of this seriously at all.
Angel Kash: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! This isn’t a party. Last week was my celebration that you completely ruined. Do you have any idea what you did?!
Tessa giggled kicking her feet like a little child.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Uhhhhhhhh no? I mean Mr. Buzz Buzz may have crashed your wil celebration or party or whatever it was.... Psst…. You shoulda invited him!!! He really knows how to get down! I know Buzzy… I know…. See?! Ya hurt his feelings!!!!
Tessa said petting the handle of the weed whacker.
Angel Kash: Are you kidding me?!! This isn’t a game!
Tessa’s eyes lit up.
Tessa Whitmoyer: GAME?! DID YOU SAY GAME?! OH EM GEE WHAT SHALL WE PLAY ANGEL!!!! I WUV GAMES!!!!!!!!
Angel rolled her eyes, not in the mood.
Angel Kash: We will play the game where you apologize for ruining my dress!
Tessa folded her arms like a little kid.
Tessa Whitmoyer: But…. But Miss Kash! I didn’t ruin your dwess! Mr. Buzz Buzz did!
Tessa leaned in listening to the weed whacker.
Tessa Whitmoyer: And he said it tasted like cheap perfume and Earl Grey tea! Oh em gee gross!!!
Angel is enraged, stomping her foot as the fans cheer.
Angel Kash: No, that is a weed whacker Tessa, you pressed the button and ruined my damn dress. That dress cost more than your rent I assure you of that, and now it's gone. And you humiliated me in front of the entire world!
Tessa leaned in listening to her best friend.
Tessa Whitmoyer: I know! I agree! A dress that ugly shouldn’t cost more than the rent! I don’t know why she’d wear something that looks like a grandmother’s table cloth!
Angel screams as loud as she can, interrupting them.
Angel Kash: UM THAT DRESS WAS FAR MORE STUNNING THAN ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN YOU WEAR! And second, will you stop acting like this is a damn game and apologize for what you did! Because my patience is wearing thin.
Tessa pouted looking at Angel.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Alright!!!!
Tessa stood up from the lawn chair revealing that on the seat of the lawn chair is Angel’s face.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury! Allow me to submit Evidence A! Proving that I did not rip off Angel’s dress!
Tessa suddenly pulls out a remote.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Let us play the video!
Tessa said pointing it at the titantron pressing a button. Suddenly the video of Angel’s dress getting ripped off starts playing.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Now as you can see it clearly was Mr. Buzz Buzz who ripped off the dress! NOT ME!!!!
Tessa said rewinding the video showing it at another angle.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Seeeeee? I didn’t put a finger on her! Let us look at this at another angle.
Tessa said, showing another angle zooming in on her ass.
Tessa Whitmoyer: MR. BUZZ BUZZ! THAT’S NOT NICE!!! SHE DOES NOT HAVE A HORSE BUTT!!!!
Angel’s face turns even redder. As the fans cheer at her in embarrassment, and nearly throw a tantrum.
Angel Kash: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
At this point Angel has had enough and blindsides Tessa knocking her down, starting to hit her with punches and kicks going absolutely ballistic. The fans boo wildly as Angel stomps on Tessa before bringing her to her feet by her pigtails. Tessa out of nowhere knees Angel in the stomach sending her reeling backwards! Tessa runs and slams Angel head first into the canvas with the Ferris Wheel Of Pain! Angel is down before Tessa grabs Mr. Buzz Buzz. The fans start chanting louder...
Fans: BUZZ BUZZ! BUZZ BUZZ! BUZZ BUZZ!!!!
Tessa smiled from ear to ear before the roar of the weed whacker was heard throughout the arena. Angel got up stumbling around barely able to stand on her feet. Tessa lunges with Mr. Buzz Buzz and Angel let out a scream and dove out of the ring! Tessa pouted as Angel ran up the ramp stopping glaring back at the ring. Tessa grabbed the microphone and sat back in the lawn chair.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Otay Angel… I sowwy….
Tessa said laughing as Angel at this point looks as if she’s about to blow a blood vessel. It’s then Tessa stood up and walked over to the National Championsip.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh Annnngeeelllll! Forget something?!
Angel’s eyes grew as wide as half dollars as she realized she left her belt behind in the panic of running from the most well known weed whacker in pro wrestling.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Well lookie what we got here!!!
Angel Kash: GIVE THAT BACK! THAT IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Angel screamed from the top of the ramp. Tessa giggled admiring it.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Now now Angel... Seeing as how you had to cheat to win it and had that good for nothing Skye Skye do your dirty work! I think ya should REALLY earn this belt!

Tessa suddenly started spinning the belt over her head like it’s a rally towel.
Tessa Whitmoyer: FREE SOUVENIR!!!!!!!!!
Tessa yelled.

Angel Kash: DON’T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like time was standing still Tessa threw the belt into the crazed audience as far as she could. Like a swarm of ants the fans ran over to retrieve it. Angel looked on in horror.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Now THIS!!!! This is a game Angel!!!! Hee Hee Hee!!!!
Tessa laughed as the color on Angel’s face practically turned to ghastly white. Tessa continued to laugh as the fans continued to be in a frenzy fighting over the belt.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Have fun Angel!!! DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN!!!! DOO DOO DOO DO DOO DA DOO!!!
Tessa laughed while singing the Super Mario theme song.
Tessa Whitmoyer: One last thing Angel… Remember…
Tessa’s facial expression changed drastically. From playful to downright maniacal…
Tessa Whitmoyer: The worst things come from inside here!
Tessa said, pointing to her own mind before dropping the microphone. Angel at this point is on the verge of tears as Tessa retrieved Mr. Buzz Buzz and walked out as Angel at this point has no choice but to try finding her belt in the massive audience.

[Kai Morgan]

As we return to Mayhem, we are brought to the ring for our next scheduled match.

MATCH 02: Kamila Rose v. Ian Dempsey

JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Introducing first… She hails from Buffalo Newyork… She is the Cub!

KAMILA!
ROSE!”



The bell rings and Ian and Kamila circle each other in the ring. They’re about to lock up but Kamila goes to her knees and hits an armdrag. Ian then nips up and Kamila hits a Russian Legsweep, Ian goes down to the mat, Kamila quickly gets to her feet and goes for a leg drop but Ian rolls away. Kamila hits the mat and Ian gets up and hits a falling dropkick to the face of Kamila. Ian gets up and grabs Kamila and hits a release german suplex as Kamila crashes to the mat on the back of her head. Ian runs over and goes for a cover...
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Ian picks Kamila up and sets Kamila up for a full nelson slam. He goes to pick Kamila up but she reverses it to a double arm DDT! TBoth of them lay on the mat. After a few seconds they both stir. Kamila is up as Ian uses the ropes to pull himself up. He turns around and Kamila hits a spinning keel kick to the side of the head that sends Ian over the top rope to the floor! Ian is holding his head and gets up. Kamila then starts running and dives through the ropes with a suicide dive knocking down Ian. Kamila gets up and grabs Ian and slides him back into the ring. Kamila slides in. Ian starts to get up. Kamila jumps onto the shoulders of Ian and goes for a Hurricanrana, Ian blocks it and hits a huge sit down powerbomb into a pin...
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Ian then gets up and puts Kamila on her knees, He takes a couple steps back and then starts running, nailing Kamila in the chest with a running knee. Ian climbs up to the top rope. He goes for a cross body splash, but Kamila blocks it. On instinct, she rolls Ian over into another cover...
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Kamila slowly rises, but Ian does the same. Kamila goes for a kick, but Ian ducks it. Ian picks up Kamila. He then puts his head under her arm for a side suplex. Ian ends up nailing this and he goes for a quick cover.
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Ian has had enough of this at this point and drags Kamila up by the hair. He fires a punch at her, and then she comes back with one of her own. Ian gets dirty when he stomps her foot. Then as she deals with that, he gives her a hard rake in the eyes. He then grabs her by the hair again, claws his fingers into her eyes and then gives her a violent throw out of the ring. Kamila lands hard and considering the two eye rakes, she doesn’t know where she is. She is stumbling toward the ramp at this point as the referee starts counting. Ian leans against the ropes.
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Kamila still doesn’t know where she is but she is stumbling toward the apron.
SIX
SEVEN
Once Kamila gets to the apron, Ian delivers a baseball slide to keep her from getting back in. Kamila falls right down to the floor.
EIGHT
Kamila is still focusing on her eyes trying to crawl back toward the ring.
NINE
TEN!
The fans boo this but Ian doesn’t care. They are definitely not happy that he pulled out some cheap, dirty tricks to get a countout victory in the cheapest way possible.

The scene starts with Valentina Skye, sitting alone in the dark. Mozart, Requiem in D Minor is playing in the background as we see photos of the match last week and her being embarrassed by Tessa Whitmoyer last week all around, especially the photos of the tweets that were being sent to her from Tessa a couple of weeks ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_kSfXbmwS4
Valentina Skye: I cannot believe this!!
She rocks back and forth, her mascara is coming to her face as she keeps on rocking back and forth.
Valentina Skye: How do I, Valentina Skye, LOSE to a nutjob that’s walking around, when I had her where I wanted her! HOW! HOW! HOW! HOW!!!
Valentina stands up.
Valentina Skye: I know I am better than this! I KNOW I AM BETTER THAN THIS!!
Valentina looks in the mirror and grabs her makeup bag. She then pulls out make-up and starts writing on the mirror. We see her makeup come down more on her face as she backs away. In red writing, she backs away and we see the word
Vindicta
MATCH 03: Addison Rayne v. Cliff Maxwell

The bell rings and not a second passes before Cliff attacks Addison in the face with a right closed fist to her jaw. Cliff picks Addison up on his shoulders and connects with a samoan drop .Cliff picks Addison up but Addison shoves Cliff away. Cliff comes after Addison but she counters with a kick to the gut. Addison then connects with a single bulldog that brings Cliff down to the mat. Addison gets and drags Cliff along with her. Addison irish whips Cliff into the ropes and after he bounces off the ropes, she connects with a dropkick to Cliff's face. Addison gets up and drags him up with her again. Cliff fights back by countering with a few rights after being picked up. He knees Addison in the stomach and then irish whips her into a corner. Addison hits the corner with her back. Cliff connects with a Stinger splash followed by a Northern Lights suplex right into a cover...
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Cliff isn’t thrilled but he gets up and measures Addison as she does the same. Cliff hits a forearm to Addison's face making her go down on the turnbuckle seated in the corner. Cliff puts his boot in her throat and starts pushing,choking the life out of Addison.The ref starts to count to five as Cliff chokes.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
Cliff stops and then pulls Addison up by her hair from the corner nailing her hard with a headbutt. Addison grabs her head and retreats a little bit. But with all damage done,Addison still stands.Cliff comes at her with a clothesline but she dodges the clothesline.Cliff hits the turnbuckle behind her with his chest and Addison rolls him up as he comes stumbling backwards.
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Addison gets up, but then Cliff recovers quickly and delivers a hard gut punch. Cliff follows up with a huge superkick to the jaw. Addison falls down to the canvas on her back. Addison lies motionless,showing no sign of life. Cliff drops down to pin her.
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Cliff leans up and growls in agitation. Addison rolls over and holds her jaw in pain. Cliff grabs her hair and roughly lifts her to her feet before irish whipping her into the closest turnbuckle.She slams into it and Cliff comes charging close behind. He goes for a clothesline but she flips over the ropes and he smacks his head on the pad. She climbs on the turnbuckle and as he stumbles forward, she dives and nails a seated senton right into a pinfall attempt.
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Addison gets up and decides to go to the top rope. While this is happening, however, Cliff rolls to the outside of the ring. He is searching underneath the ring for a weapon of some sort. Addison gets off the top rope and rolls out of the ring after him. She grabs him and throws him back in the ring and Cliff has a set of brass knuckles on his fist. He gets up, but Addison decks him with an enziguri. She follows up with a springboard moonsault right into a cover.
ONE
TWO
TH-
KICKOUT
Addison patiently waits for Cliff to stand up. He does so. She knees him in the gut, doubling him over. She comes back attempting a bicycle kick, which Cliff ducks. Addison comes back around and Cliff decks her right in the jaw with the brass knuckles knocking her down to the mat. The fans boo this and this was in clear sight of the referee who calls for the bell immediately, awarding Addison the win via disqualification.

MAIN EVENT: Nami Megumi v. Hayley Halsey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kidq28-7jFU
Good Girls Go bad By Cobra Starship rings through the arena as the fans are booing for this. out comes Hayley Halsey with a look of disgust on her face as she walks to the ring. Hayley ignores the fans, but jawjacks with some of them.
James Buchnan: Introducing first, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Hayley Halsey!!
Tommy Green: Miss Halsey is not making the fans happy here. She wants to win this match and go in for herself!
Winter Mae: Would you do that? I mean, I am not the biggest fan of Hayley yet, but if I was her, I would do the same thing as well.
Hayley rolls into the ring and taunts the fans with an evil smirk on her face. She says that she is going to defeat Nami Megumi in the ring. Her theme song cuts out as she waits for her opponent.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c
Heavy Rotation by AKB48 kicks in as the fans are cheering for this. Out comes Nami Megumi out of the back as she waves to the fans. She comes down from the back and gives fans high fives as the fans are cheering for her.
Tommy Green Here comes Nami Megumi! The last time we saw her, she faced off against Valentina Skye, but won by disqualification.
Winter Mae: I bet you two dollars that Ms. Skye is watching this. She said that she was going to do something, but is it going to be on Nami?!
James Buchnan: Her opponent, from Okinawa, Japan, Nami Megu-
Hayley rolls out of the ring and goes to attack Nami! The fans are booing at this as she tackles her down on the ramp.
Tommy Green: WHOA WHOA! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Winter Mae: What did I tell you?! Hayley was going to do this FOR HER!
The fans are not happy about this, but Hayley does not care at all. She wants to do this for herself and HERSELF only. Hayley picks her back up and throws her back in the ring.
Winter Mae: Hayley tossing Nami back in the ring shows that she means business, but at what cost has this cost Megumi?
She rolls into the ring, but Nami comes back up and goes for a spear and takes her down. Finally, the bells ring with Nami coming up and grabbing Hayley by the hair. She throws her into the corner and starts kicking her down.
Tommy Green: Nami is not going to let an attack get to her! She is laying it into Halsey right now!
The fans are cheering as Nami runs back to the other side and goes towards Hayley again, but this time, Halsey moves out of the way, causing Nami to jump on the second turnbuckle and going for a moonsault. Hayley sees this and moves out of the way with Nami crashing hard on the mat.
Winter Mae: MISS!
Tommy Green: After a beautiful Moonsault, Nami misses it and now Hayley seems to have the ball!
Hayley goes over to Nami and starts pounding in her head on the mat. She looks at the fans booing at her before fash washing her face on the ground and smashes her face even more. Hayley is looking at the fans as they are flipping her off and locks in the Camel Clutch on Nami. Nami is trying her best to break out of it, but Hayley applies pressure on her. She then wraps her hands around Nami’s face and fish hooks her. She smirks with the fans booing and yells “LOOK AT YOUR FAN FAVORITE!. The referee is counting before Hayley slams her again on the ground with the fans still booing at her.
Tommy Green: Hayley’s showing a lot of aggression in this match up! She nearly ripped her face off and it showed right there.
Winter Mae: Nami may have to come up with something to match her aggression!
Hayley walks back over to her and goes to pick her up, but Nami drop toe holds her into the bottom turnbuckle as the fans are cheering for this. Nami picks her up and faces her backwards and starts punching her right in the back and letting out rage she has in her.
Winter Mae: AND SHE'S FOUND THAT AGGRESSION!
Tommy Green: Vicious shots to the back! Such Vicious shots!
Nami picks her up and goes to sit her on the turnbuckle and goes up top. She looks at the fans and jumps on Hayley and does a Reverse Hurricanrana on her as the fans are cheering for this! She rolls over to Hayley and pins her in the ring as the fans are cheering for this..
Tommy Green: BEAUTIFUL reverse Rana as she looks for the cover!
One….

Two..

Kick Out from Hayley.
Tommy Green: Hayley kicked out of that one!
Winter Mae: Hayley is not giving up that quickly!
Nami picks her up again and tries to go for a sleeper hold on the ground. She locks it in, but Hayley is a little smart and flips her over her head. The fans are once again booing her picking up Nami and going for a springboard bulldog. It connects with Nami going down on the ground as the fans are booing. She rolls her over in the ring and pins her with the fans holding their heads!
Tommy Green: Springboard bulldog! Hayley covers her in the ring!
One….

Two….

KICK OUT by Nami!
Tommy Green: NAMI IS STILL IN THIS!!
Winter Mae That was close!!
The fans are cheering with Nami still in this. Hayley gets frustrated and waits for her to get back up as the fans are booing. Hayley is going to end this in the ring right now. Wobbly, Nami gets back to her feet and Hayley goes right for the Heartbreaker as the fans are booing for this. She rolls her over in the ring and pins her as she is about to win this match up…..
Winter Mae: Hearts are about to be broken for the crowd!!
One…..

Two….

Thr-NO!

Nami kicks out of it!
Tommy Green: The hearts are still intact! Nami is still alive in this!!!
Hayley starts banging on the ground because she HAD her where she wanted her. Hayley turns around….
Winter Mae: Uh, Hayley…TURN AROUND!!!
NAMI GOES RIGHT FOR THE FLASHBANG!!
Tommy Green: FLASH BANG!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!

The fans are cheering as she picks up Hayley and does a cutthroat sign as the fans are cheering for this. She grabs Hayley and goes for the Tsunami…
Tommy Green: Nami is looking to end this once and for all!
Hayley gets out of it and slams her on the ground.
Winter Mae: NO! HAYLEY IS STILL IN!!
She goes up top and goes for a Springboard Somersault and crashes the knees right into the chest of Nami! The fans are booing as she pins her in the ring! This could be it for Nami as the fans are booing at Hayley and the possibility of her moving on.
Tommy Green: What a beautiful move by Hayley!
Winter Mae: This is it! THIS IS IT!
One….
Two….
Nami grabs Hayley and locks in the Guillotine Choke hold on her!
Winter Mae: HOW THE HELL!?!
Tommy Green: Lullaby from a little bird! She scouted the finisher really well!!
Hayley is doing her best to fight out of it, but Nami is applying pressure on her!
Tommy Green: Hayley is doing everything to get out of it!
Winter Mae: Nami has this locked in!!
Hayley is doing the best she can to fight out of it, but she has no other choice, but to tap out!
Tommy Green: Nami MEGUMI just won BIG tonight!
The bells ring with the fans cheering for this as Nami stands up after a long fight. Hayley looks disappointed in this as she is on the ground and screaming that that was not right!
Winter Mae: Well, this is not good. Hayley is going to debate this, I feel!
James Buchnan: Here is your winner, Nami Megumi!
Tommy Green: Ladies and Gentlemen, that was an awesome match to end tonight’s Mayhem as Nami moves on!
Winter Mae: I bet you that Hayley is going to take this online and vent about it. WATCH!
Tommy Green: Well whatever she does will not change the result for tonight. That wraps it up for this week, tune in next week to Mayhem!

Nami Megumi celebrates in the ring with Hayley rolling out of the ring and being upset at the result that happened. She now moves to the next round where she could have a shot at the championship.