Post by Intern on Sept 26, 2021 0:01:45 GMT
And now Zion Wrestling Presents...YouTube Invasion: New York!!!
Blue and Red pyro go off as we take you live to the sold Barclays Center for night ONE of YouTube Invasion NEW YORK!
TOMMY GREEN: “Welcome to New York Invasion! I’m Tommy Green, and with me as always is my co host from Mayhem, Winter Mae! We have a jam packed night with six matches tonight! Winter, what are you most excited for?”
WINTER MAE: “Honestly, I’m just excited to be here! Three of the six matches tonight are from Mayhem, and we’re here to represent! So many questions to answer, like how will Pandora handle her second title defense, seeing as she’s fighting against two more competitors than before?”
TOMMY GREEN: “Not to mention, we have the MAYHEM Chamber. We got a look at the structure to come, and it’s one for the legends. I have a feeling we’ll see Pandora retain, and not only that, but someone surprising may walk out with the Zion Championship before it’s all said and done. But let’s quit with the speculation, and prepare, for the Invasion.”
All the jabrons are standing, waiting for their opponent. SJW, Angus McFife, Jobber Joe on behalf of The Founder. Some of them stretch on the ropes, while others simply stand there with their thumbs up their asses. Then, just when the tension is there...
“Death Of Me” hits and out comes Ian Dempsey to a chorus of boos from the New York audience. Ian has a microphone in his hand as he stands at the top of the ramp.
IAN DEMPSEY: HELLOOOO LITTLE ITALY!!!!
More booing for the blatant racism. Ian waves downwards as a means of trying to get them to settle down, before going on.
IAN DEMPSEY: Pipe down, you marinara drinkin’ sons of bitches! I got somethin’ to say, alright?
He stretches his arms out and around himself, before going on.
IAN DEMPSEY: So, tonight, I’m supposed to fight for my contract, right?
The jabrons nod… but Ian just scoffs.
IAN DEMPSEY: HA! FUCK THAT!!! Naw… none of you chucklefucks are worth the trouble! So… I called in a favour. Gentlemen…
And into the ring… slides the heavy…
IAN DEMPSEY: I want you all to meet... my brother!
MAXIMUS DEMPSEY!!!! MAXIMUS DEMPSEY IS HERE!! And he SMACKS Sterling Jamison White to the ground!
IAN DEMPSEY: Now…
He rolls into the ring.
IAN DEMPSEY: Ring the bell!
DING DING DING
Before swiftly rolling back out before anyone can get to him.
Match #1
Ian Dempsey Vs Eddie Charismo Vs Jobber Joe w/The Founder Vs Super Jobber Vs Angus McFife Vs Sterling Jamison White (Contract Battle Royal)
If Anyone But Ian Wins, They Receive His Mayhem Contract
Maximus throws SJW over the top and he goes careening to the floor. He throws a fit afterwards about how unfair this is and how he should be given a rematch because Maximus Dempsey eliminated him and not Ian Dempsey. Ian simply kicks him in the dick and sends him on his way.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Sterling Jamison White has been eliminated!”
He grabs Eddie Charismo and Angus McFife by the throats, lifts them up over his head and hoists them over the top rope, sending them crashing to the floor. Ian smacks them both around before sending them on their way.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Charismo and Angus McFife have been eliminated!”
Super Jobber grabs Maximus by the neck and tries to lift him up… but no! He can’t get him up! He tries again… but no!! He can’t do it! He tries it one last time… but this time, when he fails, Maximus picks him up onto his shoulders and powerslams him over the top rope. Ian continues to stomp down on the superhero.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Super Jobber has been eliminated!”
Ian then flings him towards the ramp!
Maximus then turns his attention towards his younger brother. Joe looks around, slowly backing into the corner as Max corners him. Max sizes his brother up as Joe cowers back into the corner, begging his older brother not to hurt him too bad, just make it quick!
But… Instead of doing anything, Max pats his brother on the head.
“Hey… I’m not gonna fight you.”
Joe seems a bit confused, as does everyone else in the building. Max continues.
“It’s a rough road, kid. You’re doing good, all things considered. Ian’s trying to bully you outta the business… but there does exist a place for guys like you. I did Ian’s dirty work for him tonight because he’s my brother and he’d owe me a favour afterwards… but I can’t eliminate my own brother, either.”
He helps his brother up. Ian looks on at both of his brothers as Max brings Joe in for a hug, before exiting the ring.
Ian shouts at Max to get back in there and finish the job, but Max ignores him. Ian then grabs his arm… but when he does that, Max SMACKS him in the gob! He then throws him back into the ring, shouting at Joe to finish him off!
Joe then gets Ian to his feet, getting the crowd pumped up as he does so. He then excitedly throws Ian over… but NO!!!! Ian reverses it and… JOE GOES OVER AND OUT!!!! HE’S GONE!!!!
DING DING DING
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, IAAAAAN DEMPSEY!!!!!
“Death Of Me” plays as Ian celebrates his win. He flips off both of his brothers as they walk up the ramp, Joe almost in tears as Ian yells at him that he’s nothing.
“YOU’RE NOTHING!!!! GARBAGE, TRASH!!! AND MAX, YOU’LL NEVER GET OUTTA BRKTHRU YOU MEATHEAD!!! I’LL MAKE DAMN SURE OF IT!!”
He then continues to celebrate, doing a Fargo strut in the middle of the ring, before raising his hands in the air and smiling.
Blue and Red pyro go off as we take you live to the sold Barclays Center for night ONE of YouTube Invasion NEW YORK!
TOMMY GREEN: “Welcome to New York Invasion! I’m Tommy Green, and with me as always is my co host from Mayhem, Winter Mae! We have a jam packed night with six matches tonight! Winter, what are you most excited for?”
WINTER MAE: “Honestly, I’m just excited to be here! Three of the six matches tonight are from Mayhem, and we’re here to represent! So many questions to answer, like how will Pandora handle her second title defense, seeing as she’s fighting against two more competitors than before?”
TOMMY GREEN: “Not to mention, we have the MAYHEM Chamber. We got a look at the structure to come, and it’s one for the legends. I have a feeling we’ll see Pandora retain, and not only that, but someone surprising may walk out with the Zion Championship before it’s all said and done. But let’s quit with the speculation, and prepare, for the Invasion.”
All the jabrons are standing, waiting for their opponent. SJW, Angus McFife, Jobber Joe on behalf of The Founder. Some of them stretch on the ropes, while others simply stand there with their thumbs up their asses. Then, just when the tension is there...
“Death Of Me” hits and out comes Ian Dempsey to a chorus of boos from the New York audience. Ian has a microphone in his hand as he stands at the top of the ramp.
IAN DEMPSEY: HELLOOOO LITTLE ITALY!!!!
More booing for the blatant racism. Ian waves downwards as a means of trying to get them to settle down, before going on.
IAN DEMPSEY: Pipe down, you marinara drinkin’ sons of bitches! I got somethin’ to say, alright?
He stretches his arms out and around himself, before going on.
IAN DEMPSEY: So, tonight, I’m supposed to fight for my contract, right?
The jabrons nod… but Ian just scoffs.
IAN DEMPSEY: HA! FUCK THAT!!! Naw… none of you chucklefucks are worth the trouble! So… I called in a favour. Gentlemen…
And into the ring… slides the heavy…
IAN DEMPSEY: I want you all to meet... my brother!
MAXIMUS DEMPSEY!!!! MAXIMUS DEMPSEY IS HERE!! And he SMACKS Sterling Jamison White to the ground!
IAN DEMPSEY: Now…
He rolls into the ring.
IAN DEMPSEY: Ring the bell!
DING DING DING
Before swiftly rolling back out before anyone can get to him.
Match #1
Ian Dempsey Vs Eddie Charismo Vs Jobber Joe w/The Founder Vs Super Jobber Vs Angus McFife Vs Sterling Jamison White (Contract Battle Royal)
If Anyone But Ian Wins, They Receive His Mayhem Contract
Maximus throws SJW over the top and he goes careening to the floor. He throws a fit afterwards about how unfair this is and how he should be given a rematch because Maximus Dempsey eliminated him and not Ian Dempsey. Ian simply kicks him in the dick and sends him on his way.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Sterling Jamison White has been eliminated!”
He grabs Eddie Charismo and Angus McFife by the throats, lifts them up over his head and hoists them over the top rope, sending them crashing to the floor. Ian smacks them both around before sending them on their way.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Charismo and Angus McFife have been eliminated!”
Super Jobber grabs Maximus by the neck and tries to lift him up… but no! He can’t get him up! He tries again… but no!! He can’t do it! He tries it one last time… but this time, when he fails, Maximus picks him up onto his shoulders and powerslams him over the top rope. Ian continues to stomp down on the superhero.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Super Jobber has been eliminated!”
Ian then flings him towards the ramp!
Maximus then turns his attention towards his younger brother. Joe looks around, slowly backing into the corner as Max corners him. Max sizes his brother up as Joe cowers back into the corner, begging his older brother not to hurt him too bad, just make it quick!
But… Instead of doing anything, Max pats his brother on the head.
“Hey… I’m not gonna fight you.”
Joe seems a bit confused, as does everyone else in the building. Max continues.
“It’s a rough road, kid. You’re doing good, all things considered. Ian’s trying to bully you outta the business… but there does exist a place for guys like you. I did Ian’s dirty work for him tonight because he’s my brother and he’d owe me a favour afterwards… but I can’t eliminate my own brother, either.”
He helps his brother up. Ian looks on at both of his brothers as Max brings Joe in for a hug, before exiting the ring.
Ian shouts at Max to get back in there and finish the job, but Max ignores him. Ian then grabs his arm… but when he does that, Max SMACKS him in the gob! He then throws him back into the ring, shouting at Joe to finish him off!
Joe then gets Ian to his feet, getting the crowd pumped up as he does so. He then excitedly throws Ian over… but NO!!!! Ian reverses it and… JOE GOES OVER AND OUT!!!! HE’S GONE!!!!
DING DING DING
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, IAAAAAN DEMPSEY!!!!!
“Death Of Me” plays as Ian celebrates his win. He flips off both of his brothers as they walk up the ramp, Joe almost in tears as Ian yells at him that he’s nothing.
“YOU’RE NOTHING!!!! GARBAGE, TRASH!!! AND MAX, YOU’LL NEVER GET OUTTA BRKTHRU YOU MEATHEAD!!! I’LL MAKE DAMN SURE OF IT!!”
He then continues to celebrate, doing a Fargo strut in the middle of the ring, before raising his hands in the air and smiling.