Post by Kai Morgan on Sept 14, 2021 3:15:00 GMT
“Kick Off Show”
As the lights come on inside of the HersheyPark Arena, we are quickly brought to the ring, where not James Buchanan, but Sara Cross is seen. Microphone in her hand, Sara gets ready to speak, with the entering Penn State crowd cheering her on.
SARA CROSS: “Welcome to Monday! Night! Mayhem! We have a thrilling night for each and every one of you! With nine, yes I said it, NINE matches on the card for tonight’s event it’s going to be hard to top anything that we do after this!
But that’s the beauty of it all, we are given the opportunity each and every week to top it. We’re given chance after chance to bring our best. When I first came to run Mayhem, it was a rocky first few minutes for me! I wanted to run into the ring and settle problems as a wrestler, not as a General Manager. But thanks to the help of Kai Morgan, and many others, I have been able to step into this role.
Speaking of stepping into roles, I have a little surprise that I’m announcing now! I’ve been holding onto it, but I can’t hold it any longer.
While the future is never certain in Zion Wrestling, or in life in general for that matter one thing is for certain. Next month is always deemed the spookiest month in History. Next month is always deemed twisted, and demented and that doesn’t change here on Mayhem. So this Halloween, you may experience ghosts and goblins, but October 30th you better join the program for our next official Pay Per View.. HALLOWEEN! HORROR!
Thank you everyone for the welcoming cheers, and enjoy this Special Mayhem.. No, Escape.”
As Sara leaves the ring, James Buchanan enters to get the pre-show under way!
MATCH 01: Ian Dempsey v. Eddie Charismo
Ian stands in the middle of the ring, staring across at Eddie Charismo. Ian remains chill, while Eddie at least looks like he’s ready to fight. Ian scoffs at Eddie, mocking him as he does so.
“Okay, here’s what we’ll do. See… I don’t wanna hurtcha. But if you come at me and try to fight, that’s what’s gonna happen. So…”
He puts his arm around Eddie’s shoulder, and Eddie looks confused.
“Why dontcha just lay down here in the ring, take a bit of a nap? Just long enough for me to get the three count. That’s about as quick and painless as it gets. Sound good, bud?”
Eddie takes a moment to ponder it… before nodding and laying down.
“You’ve made the right call, bucko! Now… referee, I believe you have a duty.”
He then gets on all fours and flops himself on top of Eddie, as the official slides into position.
ONE!
TWO!
The-, NO!!!
Eddie gets out of it and rolls Ian into a pinfall attempt of his own!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!!!
Ian rolls away from Eddie as the fans go wild! They weren’t expecting this. Ian gets to his knees and looks at Eddie with a look of shock and disgust… but that look slowly fades into an angered smile as Ian slowly starts to rise.
“OHOHOHOHO… NOW YA DONE IT!!! THAT’S IT!! NO MORE HOLDING BACK! HAVE AT YOU!!!”
He then motions for Eddie to bring it, and Eddie runs at Ian… only to get a BOOT to the face for his troubles!! Ian then picks Eddie up, giving him a right hook to the jaw before grabbing him and hitting him with the Franchise Factor (Sit-Out Facebuster) and going for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
As Ian leaves the ring quickly celebrating, Eddie Charismo is observed by the medical team. The camera then pans around the stadium outside and as it returns we are left inside for the next match to begin.
MATCH 02: Valentina Skye v. Jasmine Love
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first.. from El Paso, Texas… Weighing in at 120 pounds. She is Jasmine! Love!
And introducing her opponent.. from Los Angeles California… Weighing in at 128 pounds. She is Valentina! Skye!”
As the match gets underway Jasminequickly tries to take charge of the pacing with a forearm to the chest of Valentina. As Skye drops down onto the mat, Jasmine tries to drop the elbow on her, but Valentina Skye moves from the trajectory of the show. As Jasmine drops the elbow down, Valentina quickly stomps down onto Love’s back. Jasmine, now in a tough situation, tries to make her way to the ropes. Valentina sees this and stops her right in her tracks by pulling her up to her feet by her hair! As Jasmine tries to break free, she is quickly struck with a devastating Suplex! Jasmine is down as Valentina goes for a quick cover!
ONE!
Tw- No!
As Jasmine gets up to her feet, she quickly connects a drop kick onto Valentina! As the more experienced Skye falls to the mat she makes a scene of it and rolls out of the ring, giving herself some space away from Jasmine. The referee begins counting down, begging Valentina to get back into the ring but to no avail. Jasmine, seeing this, decides to take the fight to her. Jasmine hops onto the top turnbuckle, leaping off and connecting a crossbody onto Valentina! As the two fall onto the floor the crowd goes wild! Jasmine hops up to her feet and embraces the crowd fully, before grabbing Valentina up and rolling her back into the ring.
Jasmine follows Valentina into the ring and quickly drops an elbow onto her back. Valentina screams and begs for the ropes, but Jasmine pulls her to her feet and connects a spinning heel kick! As Jasmine turns to get ready for the Heartbreaker, Valentina pokes her in the eye and then quickly connects the LA Lights! Jasmine is down as she goes for the pinfall!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner.. Valentina! Skye!”
As Valentina celebrates, we are sent to the backstage.
Jasmine Love was a lot like her friend, Jensen. Like her, she was mostly always happy and just loved wrestling. But Jasmine had her first match against Valentine Skye. But as Jasmine was seen, she had a very colorful red and blue attire on, with stars on it and streamers hanging off the star logos. She had her hair in a side ponytail, alot like her role model, Bayley. As she speaks, she is very happy.
“Yaaaaaaay my first match! I have looked forward to getting into the ring since my training with Brandy Danielle and Jensen Kidd herself! Yeah, the soon to be National Champion, mhm! But I’m not gonna take up much of your time! Just wanna introduce myself!”
Jasmine was also wearing glasses that she wore in promos and backstage. But she was very focused, yet very hyper and excited for the match and the people in it! She wanted nothing more than to wrestle and show people just who she was and why she was here. She was a mix of Kyle Rae and old face Bayley in attitude and that was the best comparison one could make of her.
“My name is Jasmine Evans, but my ring name is Jasmine Love, cause I bring lots of it to my fans and matches! You guys are going to love me, I know it! I’m someone that has no set style and can adapt to anyone’s style! The fact is that I love wrestling all together and I look forward to showing you all what I can do in the ring! I hope to see you all there!”
She said, skipping off. She wanted to get to the match and fight in front of the fans and she wanted nothing more than to do just that and in a day or two, she’d do that. She slips her glasses up as she skips off.
MATCH 03: Tessa Whitmoyer v. Devi Morgan
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. Introducing first, she hails from Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 124 pounds… Devi! Morgan!
And her opponent.. From Wilmington, North Carolina.. Weighing in at 115 pounds… Tessa! Whitmoyer!”
As the bell rings, signaling for the match to begin, Devi and Tessa circle around one another in the ring. As they slowly itch their way to the center, per instruction of the referee, the two meet and clash with one another. As their arms lock, they begin tugging over dominance. Devi, standing over Tessa, pulls her in for a side lock, but Tessa quickly bounces her off of the ropes and prepares to strike. As Devi’s back hits the ropes she ducks below the carelessly thrown lariat of Tessa and uses the ropes to launch her into her from behind, hitting a running bulldog on Tessa!
As Devi pulls Tessa towards the center of the ring, she quickly tries to drop down to cover her, but she connects a sly kick to her back! As Devi falls down to the mat, Tessa takes advantage of the situation, and pulls her into a crossface! Tessa yanks back on the head of Devi as she tries to make her way to the ropes, scratching and clawing herself from the center of the ring! After a few inches are gained by Devi, Tessa releases the stretching crossface on her and quickly goes to drop an elbow onto her back, but she just barely miscalculates and misses!
Devi, using the ropes to pull herself up, tries to take a moment to breath and contemplate on what to do next, but suddenly Tessa charges at her and tries to connect a crossbody that fails when Devi rolls from the turnbuckle post! Devi turns to face Tessa, but then suddenly Angel Kash appears on the main stage slowly clapping. As Angel laughs hysterically, Devi is distracted just long enough for Tessa to roll Devi up for a pinfall!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: 'Here is your winner... Tessa! Whitmoyer!"
As Tessa celebrates, our kickoff show continues on as we head backstage where the “Enforcer” Anthony Cross is leaning up against a beam in the concession stand area of Hersheypark Arena. As people are entering the arena, in line to get food and or drinks, Some fans are whispering to themselves that Anthony is just standing there on his cell phone.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Nicholas you are such a nag. I know you live in Hershey and I didn’t tell you I would be in town for Mayhem. Are you really that surprised? Look I have a big match tonight against a charming and engaging young man so I’ll tell you what. I will stop by to see you guys tomorrow before I leave town.
Anthony pauses.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross: So...well I am waiting.
Anthony pauses.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:You know for what. For me gracing you with my presence tomorrow. I figured you would be like this and cop an attitude. You are welcome and I forgive you.
Anthony pauses
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross: Whatever!
Anthony hangs up his phone.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:(Whispering to himself)He is always like that.
Anthony shakes his head.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Later on tonight my match could very well end up right here, in the parking lot, the amusement park, or hell it could actually end up in of all places this match could actually end up in the ring. But regardless of where this match ends up I hate to admit it but I know that everyone’s favorite emo self loathing narcissist, Kasey, is a hell of a wrestler. Believe it or not Kasey I really do appreciate stepping into the ring with you or in this case tonight, fighting wherever we actually end up. Really. Believe it or not it’s actually true man. Like I just said you are a hell of a wrestler and despite how much of a horrible person that you try to portray yourself as the fact remains you have accomplished a lot in this business. So save me the pity party Kasey because we both like the rest of the wrestling world knows the truth about you. Correct me if I am wrong but you recently won the CaliPro Network championship in a grueling battle royal out in LA. I suppose this is where I offer you a heartfelt congratulations. So, um congrats, little buddy. Despite how good we all know you to be, the fact remains the same: it is my destiny to become the Zion Wrestling champion.
Anthony moves away from the beam he was just leaning on.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:I see that you have recently called in some reinforcement by way of the Broome Regional Prison in Australia. That is right, I know all about that old man Beau you have brought in. Is this supposed to give you an edge in some way, Kasey? Is that supposed to intimidate me to torture me in some way? To truly torture someone, Kasey, you must know what they truely desire. Now I must ask myself who this man Beau is to you? We all know he ain’t your daddy. He has been dead and gone for a decade now. Seeing the clear adge difference between the two of you I would venture to guess that yours is an Uncle and nephew relationship. But obviously I can be wrong though which is obviously irrelevant since this isn’t Ancestory.com. What matters is walking away from this fight that we couldn’t work out between us a couple weeks ago. Which we will figure it all out tonight with me gaining the momentum going into the Championship match.
Anthony begins to walk away then stops himself.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Oh, Kase, if you and Uncle Beau think you are the only one with backup then you would be wrong.
Anthony smiles and walks away. As he does so, we continue on with the Kickoff Show.
JAMES BUCHANAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Jobberton Industries and weighing in at 175 lbs… he is “The Jobber Among Local Talents”... “JOBBER” JOE DEMPSEY!!!!
And his opponent who is making her Zion Wrestling debut, from Okinawa, Japan, weighing in at 103 lbs… NNNNNNAAMIIIIII MEEEGUUUUMIIIII!!!!!
From there… the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Match 04: Nami Megumi V. Jobber Joe
Joe’s looking pretty confident. After all, Nami is shorter than Joe, and she weighs significantly less. As such, he thinks he can overpower her and defeat her. He puffs out his chest and goes to throw a punch…
…
…
...only to completely miss and fall flat on his ass! From there, Nami picks him up and… TSUNAMI!!! She hits him with the Tsunami (Last Shot), and she goes for the pin!!
1
2
3
DING DING DING
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, NAMIII MEEEGUMIIIIII----
“AAAAAAAAAAAND… PRAISE BE MY BROTHER, FOR HE HAS SUFFERED…”
And as we hear those words, Ian Dempsey steps through the curtain.
IAN DEMPSEY: Exactly… 1 win and 99 losses!!!
Ian laughs his ass off as his poor brother lays in the ring and a confused Nami looks down the ramp at him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Okay… enough of this. Get your ass outta my ring, Konami Code.
He then walks up the ramp and towards the ring. Nami, unsure of what exactly she should be doing, exits the ring and heads up the ramp, passing Ian on her way up. Ian climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the apron and steps between the ropes. He mockingly claps for his younger brother. He laughs a little bit at his brother’s expense, as well.
IAN DEMPSEY: Joey, Joey, Joey… you’ve always been the runt of the litter. Always trotting along behind the rest of us. And look where it’s gotten you… ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!!!! And meanwhile, I’m going straight to the top, beating anybody who’s anybody in this business, the absolute best of the best!
Ian stops… before giving his brother the side eye and smirking.
IAN DEMPSEY: Meanwhile you… are out here, getting your happy little ass beat and allowing yourself to be OWNED!!! Who, in today’s day and age, allows themselves to be owned by another human being?! Not only that...You just faced somebody smaller than you and lost! Maximus would’ve eaten her alive in mere seconds!
Ian continues to lose his shit as Joe slowly comes back to, seemingly following the sound of his brother’s voice back to consciousness. As Joe comes back, it’s just in time for Ian to scoff and look down his nose at his brother as he says...
IAN DEMPSEY: You’re no son of dad’s, and you’re no brother of mine. You’re garbage, just like every fan who follows Zion, every fan in this arena tonight. You’re just like them… subpar...
Ian then crouches down beside his brother.
IAN DEMPSEY: ...but you can take solace in that fact, can’t you? Because deep down inside, you know you’re dirt and you relish it. Well… here’s your reality check, bub.
He then spits in his brother’s face, before picking him up and NAILING him with the Franchise Factor!!! He then picks up the mic again.
IAN DEMPSEY: It’s time for you to git guud...
He then rolls outta the ring and leaves Joe behind.
As the lights come on inside of the HersheyPark Arena, we are quickly brought to the ring, where not James Buchanan, but Sara Cross is seen. Microphone in her hand, Sara gets ready to speak, with the entering Penn State crowd cheering her on.
SARA CROSS: “Welcome to Monday! Night! Mayhem! We have a thrilling night for each and every one of you! With nine, yes I said it, NINE matches on the card for tonight’s event it’s going to be hard to top anything that we do after this!
But that’s the beauty of it all, we are given the opportunity each and every week to top it. We’re given chance after chance to bring our best. When I first came to run Mayhem, it was a rocky first few minutes for me! I wanted to run into the ring and settle problems as a wrestler, not as a General Manager. But thanks to the help of Kai Morgan, and many others, I have been able to step into this role.
Speaking of stepping into roles, I have a little surprise that I’m announcing now! I’ve been holding onto it, but I can’t hold it any longer.
While the future is never certain in Zion Wrestling, or in life in general for that matter one thing is for certain. Next month is always deemed the spookiest month in History. Next month is always deemed twisted, and demented and that doesn’t change here on Mayhem. So this Halloween, you may experience ghosts and goblins, but October 30th you better join the program for our next official Pay Per View.. HALLOWEEN! HORROR!
Thank you everyone for the welcoming cheers, and enjoy this Special Mayhem.. No, Escape.”
As Sara leaves the ring, James Buchanan enters to get the pre-show under way!
MATCH 01: Ian Dempsey v. Eddie Charismo
Ian stands in the middle of the ring, staring across at Eddie Charismo. Ian remains chill, while Eddie at least looks like he’s ready to fight. Ian scoffs at Eddie, mocking him as he does so.
“Okay, here’s what we’ll do. See… I don’t wanna hurtcha. But if you come at me and try to fight, that’s what’s gonna happen. So…”
He puts his arm around Eddie’s shoulder, and Eddie looks confused.
“Why dontcha just lay down here in the ring, take a bit of a nap? Just long enough for me to get the three count. That’s about as quick and painless as it gets. Sound good, bud?”
Eddie takes a moment to ponder it… before nodding and laying down.
“You’ve made the right call, bucko! Now… referee, I believe you have a duty.”
He then gets on all fours and flops himself on top of Eddie, as the official slides into position.
ONE!
TWO!
The-, NO!!!
Eddie gets out of it and rolls Ian into a pinfall attempt of his own!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!!!
Ian rolls away from Eddie as the fans go wild! They weren’t expecting this. Ian gets to his knees and looks at Eddie with a look of shock and disgust… but that look slowly fades into an angered smile as Ian slowly starts to rise.
“OHOHOHOHO… NOW YA DONE IT!!! THAT’S IT!! NO MORE HOLDING BACK! HAVE AT YOU!!!”
He then motions for Eddie to bring it, and Eddie runs at Ian… only to get a BOOT to the face for his troubles!! Ian then picks Eddie up, giving him a right hook to the jaw before grabbing him and hitting him with the Franchise Factor (Sit-Out Facebuster) and going for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
As Ian leaves the ring quickly celebrating, Eddie Charismo is observed by the medical team. The camera then pans around the stadium outside and as it returns we are left inside for the next match to begin.
MATCH 02: Valentina Skye v. Jasmine Love
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first.. from El Paso, Texas… Weighing in at 120 pounds. She is Jasmine! Love!
And introducing her opponent.. from Los Angeles California… Weighing in at 128 pounds. She is Valentina! Skye!”
As the match gets underway Jasminequickly tries to take charge of the pacing with a forearm to the chest of Valentina. As Skye drops down onto the mat, Jasmine tries to drop the elbow on her, but Valentina Skye moves from the trajectory of the show. As Jasmine drops the elbow down, Valentina quickly stomps down onto Love’s back. Jasmine, now in a tough situation, tries to make her way to the ropes. Valentina sees this and stops her right in her tracks by pulling her up to her feet by her hair! As Jasmine tries to break free, she is quickly struck with a devastating Suplex! Jasmine is down as Valentina goes for a quick cover!
ONE!
Tw- No!
As Jasmine gets up to her feet, she quickly connects a drop kick onto Valentina! As the more experienced Skye falls to the mat she makes a scene of it and rolls out of the ring, giving herself some space away from Jasmine. The referee begins counting down, begging Valentina to get back into the ring but to no avail. Jasmine, seeing this, decides to take the fight to her. Jasmine hops onto the top turnbuckle, leaping off and connecting a crossbody onto Valentina! As the two fall onto the floor the crowd goes wild! Jasmine hops up to her feet and embraces the crowd fully, before grabbing Valentina up and rolling her back into the ring.
Jasmine follows Valentina into the ring and quickly drops an elbow onto her back. Valentina screams and begs for the ropes, but Jasmine pulls her to her feet and connects a spinning heel kick! As Jasmine turns to get ready for the Heartbreaker, Valentina pokes her in the eye and then quickly connects the LA Lights! Jasmine is down as she goes for the pinfall!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner.. Valentina! Skye!”
As Valentina celebrates, we are sent to the backstage.
Jasmine Love was a lot like her friend, Jensen. Like her, she was mostly always happy and just loved wrestling. But Jasmine had her first match against Valentine Skye. But as Jasmine was seen, she had a very colorful red and blue attire on, with stars on it and streamers hanging off the star logos. She had her hair in a side ponytail, alot like her role model, Bayley. As she speaks, she is very happy.
“Yaaaaaaay my first match! I have looked forward to getting into the ring since my training with Brandy Danielle and Jensen Kidd herself! Yeah, the soon to be National Champion, mhm! But I’m not gonna take up much of your time! Just wanna introduce myself!”
Jasmine was also wearing glasses that she wore in promos and backstage. But she was very focused, yet very hyper and excited for the match and the people in it! She wanted nothing more than to wrestle and show people just who she was and why she was here. She was a mix of Kyle Rae and old face Bayley in attitude and that was the best comparison one could make of her.
“My name is Jasmine Evans, but my ring name is Jasmine Love, cause I bring lots of it to my fans and matches! You guys are going to love me, I know it! I’m someone that has no set style and can adapt to anyone’s style! The fact is that I love wrestling all together and I look forward to showing you all what I can do in the ring! I hope to see you all there!”
She said, skipping off. She wanted to get to the match and fight in front of the fans and she wanted nothing more than to do just that and in a day or two, she’d do that. She slips her glasses up as she skips off.
MATCH 03: Tessa Whitmoyer v. Devi Morgan
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. Introducing first, she hails from Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 124 pounds… Devi! Morgan!
And her opponent.. From Wilmington, North Carolina.. Weighing in at 115 pounds… Tessa! Whitmoyer!”
As the bell rings, signaling for the match to begin, Devi and Tessa circle around one another in the ring. As they slowly itch their way to the center, per instruction of the referee, the two meet and clash with one another. As their arms lock, they begin tugging over dominance. Devi, standing over Tessa, pulls her in for a side lock, but Tessa quickly bounces her off of the ropes and prepares to strike. As Devi’s back hits the ropes she ducks below the carelessly thrown lariat of Tessa and uses the ropes to launch her into her from behind, hitting a running bulldog on Tessa!
As Devi pulls Tessa towards the center of the ring, she quickly tries to drop down to cover her, but she connects a sly kick to her back! As Devi falls down to the mat, Tessa takes advantage of the situation, and pulls her into a crossface! Tessa yanks back on the head of Devi as she tries to make her way to the ropes, scratching and clawing herself from the center of the ring! After a few inches are gained by Devi, Tessa releases the stretching crossface on her and quickly goes to drop an elbow onto her back, but she just barely miscalculates and misses!
Devi, using the ropes to pull herself up, tries to take a moment to breath and contemplate on what to do next, but suddenly Tessa charges at her and tries to connect a crossbody that fails when Devi rolls from the turnbuckle post! Devi turns to face Tessa, but then suddenly Angel Kash appears on the main stage slowly clapping. As Angel laughs hysterically, Devi is distracted just long enough for Tessa to roll Devi up for a pinfall!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: 'Here is your winner... Tessa! Whitmoyer!"
As Tessa celebrates, our kickoff show continues on as we head backstage where the “Enforcer” Anthony Cross is leaning up against a beam in the concession stand area of Hersheypark Arena. As people are entering the arena, in line to get food and or drinks, Some fans are whispering to themselves that Anthony is just standing there on his cell phone.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Nicholas you are such a nag. I know you live in Hershey and I didn’t tell you I would be in town for Mayhem. Are you really that surprised? Look I have a big match tonight against a charming and engaging young man so I’ll tell you what. I will stop by to see you guys tomorrow before I leave town.
Anthony pauses.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross: So...well I am waiting.
Anthony pauses.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:You know for what. For me gracing you with my presence tomorrow. I figured you would be like this and cop an attitude. You are welcome and I forgive you.
Anthony pauses
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross: Whatever!
Anthony hangs up his phone.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:(Whispering to himself)He is always like that.
Anthony shakes his head.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Later on tonight my match could very well end up right here, in the parking lot, the amusement park, or hell it could actually end up in of all places this match could actually end up in the ring. But regardless of where this match ends up I hate to admit it but I know that everyone’s favorite emo self loathing narcissist, Kasey, is a hell of a wrestler. Believe it or not Kasey I really do appreciate stepping into the ring with you or in this case tonight, fighting wherever we actually end up. Really. Believe it or not it’s actually true man. Like I just said you are a hell of a wrestler and despite how much of a horrible person that you try to portray yourself as the fact remains you have accomplished a lot in this business. So save me the pity party Kasey because we both like the rest of the wrestling world knows the truth about you. Correct me if I am wrong but you recently won the CaliPro Network championship in a grueling battle royal out in LA. I suppose this is where I offer you a heartfelt congratulations. So, um congrats, little buddy. Despite how good we all know you to be, the fact remains the same: it is my destiny to become the Zion Wrestling champion.
Anthony moves away from the beam he was just leaning on.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:I see that you have recently called in some reinforcement by way of the Broome Regional Prison in Australia. That is right, I know all about that old man Beau you have brought in. Is this supposed to give you an edge in some way, Kasey? Is that supposed to intimidate me to torture me in some way? To truly torture someone, Kasey, you must know what they truely desire. Now I must ask myself who this man Beau is to you? We all know he ain’t your daddy. He has been dead and gone for a decade now. Seeing the clear adge difference between the two of you I would venture to guess that yours is an Uncle and nephew relationship. But obviously I can be wrong though which is obviously irrelevant since this isn’t Ancestory.com. What matters is walking away from this fight that we couldn’t work out between us a couple weeks ago. Which we will figure it all out tonight with me gaining the momentum going into the Championship match.
Anthony begins to walk away then stops himself.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Oh, Kase, if you and Uncle Beau think you are the only one with backup then you would be wrong.
Anthony smiles and walks away. As he does so, we continue on with the Kickoff Show.
JAMES BUCHANAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Jobberton Industries and weighing in at 175 lbs… he is “The Jobber Among Local Talents”... “JOBBER” JOE DEMPSEY!!!!
And his opponent who is making her Zion Wrestling debut, from Okinawa, Japan, weighing in at 103 lbs… NNNNNNAAMIIIIII MEEEGUUUUMIIIII!!!!!
From there… the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Match 04: Nami Megumi V. Jobber Joe
Joe’s looking pretty confident. After all, Nami is shorter than Joe, and she weighs significantly less. As such, he thinks he can overpower her and defeat her. He puffs out his chest and goes to throw a punch…
…
…
...only to completely miss and fall flat on his ass! From there, Nami picks him up and… TSUNAMI!!! She hits him with the Tsunami (Last Shot), and she goes for the pin!!
1
2
3
DING DING DING
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, NAMIII MEEEGUMIIIIII----
“AAAAAAAAAAAND… PRAISE BE MY BROTHER, FOR HE HAS SUFFERED…”
And as we hear those words, Ian Dempsey steps through the curtain.
IAN DEMPSEY: Exactly… 1 win and 99 losses!!!
Ian laughs his ass off as his poor brother lays in the ring and a confused Nami looks down the ramp at him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Okay… enough of this. Get your ass outta my ring, Konami Code.
He then walks up the ramp and towards the ring. Nami, unsure of what exactly she should be doing, exits the ring and heads up the ramp, passing Ian on her way up. Ian climbs the ring steps, wipes his feet on the apron and steps between the ropes. He mockingly claps for his younger brother. He laughs a little bit at his brother’s expense, as well.
IAN DEMPSEY: Joey, Joey, Joey… you’ve always been the runt of the litter. Always trotting along behind the rest of us. And look where it’s gotten you… ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!!!! And meanwhile, I’m going straight to the top, beating anybody who’s anybody in this business, the absolute best of the best!
Ian stops… before giving his brother the side eye and smirking.
IAN DEMPSEY: Meanwhile you… are out here, getting your happy little ass beat and allowing yourself to be OWNED!!! Who, in today’s day and age, allows themselves to be owned by another human being?! Not only that...You just faced somebody smaller than you and lost! Maximus would’ve eaten her alive in mere seconds!
Ian continues to lose his shit as Joe slowly comes back to, seemingly following the sound of his brother’s voice back to consciousness. As Joe comes back, it’s just in time for Ian to scoff and look down his nose at his brother as he says...
IAN DEMPSEY: You’re no son of dad’s, and you’re no brother of mine. You’re garbage, just like every fan who follows Zion, every fan in this arena tonight. You’re just like them… subpar...
Ian then crouches down beside his brother.
IAN DEMPSEY: ...but you can take solace in that fact, can’t you? Because deep down inside, you know you’re dirt and you relish it. Well… here’s your reality check, bub.
He then spits in his brother’s face, before picking him up and NAILING him with the Franchise Factor!!! He then picks up the mic again.
IAN DEMPSEY: It’s time for you to git guud...
He then rolls outta the ring and leaves Joe behind.