Post by Intern on Sept 11, 2021 1:02:30 GMT
Dirty Honey’s “When I’m Gone” blares over the PA System We pan over a different set than usual! The blue Zion logo hanging above the main tron of the arena is replaced by the logo for Fusion Monumental Disaster, with a neon effigy of Washington DC behind it! The Crowd Breaks Off Into “Fusion” Chants, as red, white, and blue lights sail over them!
Tripp Bennett: The most exciting two hours of wrestling on the internet has landed right here in our Nation’s Capital of Washington D.C.! Welcome...to Friday Night Fusion...Monumental Disaster! I’m Tripp Bennett, joined as always by my broadcast colleague, Alivia Takasoto!
Alivia Takasoto: We have debuts, we have qualifiers, we have a HUGE 6-person main event! When it comes to this show, “monumental” is an understatement, Tripp!
Tripp Bennett: Tonight, in our main event, we have the Satsujin Triad taking on Daria Dorsey and The Last of the Valkyries in what’s sure to be a must-see match! But that’s not until later, let’s get started with a Chance Qualifier!
Match #1: Quinn Costa vs. Delilah Hill
Chance Briefcase Qualifier
Alex Lawson: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Alex Lawson:...and is a qualifying match for the Chance Briefcase Gauntlet Eliminator!
Introducing first...from Austin, Texas...weighing in at 150 lbs...Quinn! Costa!
And her opponent...from Beverly Hills, California...weighing in at--
Just then, Alex Lawson’s match is cut off! He looks down in confusion, trying to find out why his microphone is muted. Just then, we cut to backstage!
Delilah smiles as she sits down on a chair with her legs crossed and a hair stylist working on her flowing blonde hair. She wears pink lingerie, with racks of clothes at the side of the room, as if she’s still deciding what to wear.
Delilah Hill: Do you know what I hate the most? When people are so goddamn stupid that they don’t appreciate the image of perfection that’s right in front of them. All along I thought trainwrecks like Victoria McKenzie would most appreciate someone who could succeed and go further than she can ever dream of, and help my cause because there’s just no hope for her.
Delilah takes a deep breath.
Delilah Hill: I should have seen it coming. Vic and I live in different worlds. I come from a place where every decision in my life is made so that I could live as long as possible, while she looks like she’s a minute away from having a heart attack. I grew up in the hills in a mansion with two lovely parents who adore me, meanwhile, it doesn’t look like anyone has the stomach to love someone like her.
Delilah takes a passion red lipstick and neatly spreads it on her lips.
Delilah Hill: How could they? She is a big waste in society. She never had a place in front of the cameras, and even in the ring. The spotlight is made for people like me who love life enough to overcome challenges big or small and for people to watch as I do it. I imagine anyone who associates with her eventually gets tired of all the heavy lifting, and I’m just smart enough to not let it come to that point. And so I did what I had to do. I had Kai Morgan fire her. Don’t ask me how -- you’re not ready for the answer. But let’s just say Victoria McKenzie is such a toxic waste of a human being that it didn’t take much convincing.
Delilah now leans back. The hair stylist is just about finished doing her hair. She takes a look at herself in the mirror, happy with how she looks.
Delilah Hill: The thing is… I don’t really want a letdown. I need someone who… Knows exactly what they want. Someone who will not hesitate to come to battle for me and tend to my every need. Someone who is strong and capable, and would not panic and flinch over the sight of the enemy. I want someone better than Zion’s best.
Delilah stands up as she walks gracefully to another side of the room, to reveal that Jayden King has been there standing. She smiles at him before looking back to the camera.
Delilah Hill: I need… Perfection.
Just then the titantron burst to life with Jayden King’s name ladened across it!
Tripp Bennett: Wow! Delilah Hill giving us a lot to take in!
Alivia Takasoto: Oh you’re paying attention to that? I’M paying attention to how huge this dude is that Hill just introduced! Things just got a lot more complicated for Quinn Costa heading into this match!
Delilah Hill: Introducing your REAL Chance Qualifier...from St. Louis, Missouri and weighing in at an astonishing 265 lbs...my perfection...and the Midwest Brute...Jayden! King!
Match #1: Quinn Costa vs Jayden King (w/ Delilah Hill)
Chance Briefcase Qualifier
Quinn Costa looks across the ring at her opponent. Despite the circumstances, she still keeps a determination in her eye at her new adversary! She stands tall ready to take on---
Jayden King immediately runs her down, lifting and pushing her straight into the corner! He sends a bevy of huge clubbing strikes to the chest of Costa as she comes closer and closer to the ground in the corner! He stomps on the chest of lifeless looking Costa, before lifting her off the mat and launching her across the ring with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! King looks over and outside of the ring at Delilah Hill, before they both point at each other!
King turns around and gets Costa up to a kneeling position, but she immediately retaliates, sending a few shots to his midsection that sends his staggering back a bit! She gets back to a vertical base and capitalizes, moving the shots up to the head of King now to keep him at bay! She turns him around and wraps her arms around the waist of King, tossing him with a German Suplex! Much to her surprise, however, King rolls up to his feet upon hitting the mat! She spends a solid second looking over at the man in bewilderment before King strikes her down with a stiff Lariat! He goes for a pin!
ONE…!
T-
Kick out by Costa, but she doesn’t even get to catch her breath before King snatches her in a Headlock! Costa begins to struggle, reaching to the ropes to no avail, all the while Delilah Hill just stands at ringside taunting Costa! It doesn’t long for that to give her some motivation, though, as she manages to turn her seated position into a kneeling one! She uses her strength to lift King off the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! King gets up a bit slower this time and, to gain a measure of payback, Costa nails him with a super stiff Lariat of her own! She goes for the pin now!
ONE…!
T-
Kick out by King! Costa goes to lift him back to his feet, but with the commotion obscuring the referee's view, King manages to gouge her eyes! She stumbles back, her vision slightly blurry, before attempting to swing at King! But he dodges the swing, lifting Costa up instead and nailing her with a Spinebuster! She looks over to Hill at ringside again, who urges him to finish the match off! He lifts Costa back to her feet before lifting her up and hitting her with a Powerbomb, before he lifts her up again to hit a second Powerbomb in order to finish Brute Force! But just as he has her up in the air, Costa thumbs King’s eye in yet another measure of payback! King let’s her go as she lands on her feet in front of him! She runs the ropes and hits him with a Running Lariat! King gets up quickly, attempting to run at Costa to regain control of the match! But Costa catches him and throws him in the air with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex!
She waits for King to make it back to his feet, before getting him in position and tossing him into the corner with a BUCKLEBOMB!! She goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kickout by King, but Costa’s ready to end this! She gets him back to his feet once more, before attempting to cinch in the Costalock! But before she can get it locked in entirely, King drives her down with Stunner to reverse it! Costa staggers back before King gets her up and hits her with a Powerbomb! He lifts her up again, this time getting all of that second Powerbomb to complete BRUTE FORCE!! He goes to the pin now!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THR-
Kick out by Costa! King pops his head up in surprise, and he and Delilah look towards each other with their eyes nearly popping out of their heads! He asks her what he should do, to which Hill responds simply, ”Midwest Jackhammer”. He smirks and nods, before getting Costa to her feet and putting her in position for the Midwest Jackhammer, but NO! Costa slips the grip, hitting the mat on her feet behind King! She gets her arms around the waist of King, before pushing him into the corner and rolling him up for the QUINN-PLEX!! She bridges for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE!
Alex Lawson: The winner of this match...Quinn! Costa!
Tripp Bennett: Despite everything, Quinn Costa gets the victory here tonight and is one step closer to the opportunity of a lifetime!
Alivia Takasoto: Quinn Costa left absolutely no excuses in that ring just now! She truly deserves the opportunity she just received!
Costa backs up the ramp, celebrating her victory while looking at King and Hill licking their wounds as we fade out!
WINNER: QUINN COSTA (VIA PINFALL)
The scene cuts in on Victoria Salinas backstage and she’s not too thrilled, but at the same time, she does not appear to be too bothered. She’s definitely got so much going through her mind at this point. While she’s definitely happy about the opportunity that she is going to get at the YouTube Championship, there is still something that she definitely wants to get off of her chest. Taking a few more seconds to soak things in, Victoria begins to express her thoughts.
Victoria Salinas: “Douchebag whore” huh?
The rehash of those two words causes Victoria to roll her eyes.
Victoria Salinas: I’ve been doing this for such a long time and I’ve been called SO many things over the years… some ranging from your basic bitch nonsense of “not good enough”, “paper champion”, “parrot”, among other things. But see, those two words from Eddie Williams isn’t even considered “basic bitch” nonsense. No, it’s even WORSE than that. Trust me, I’ve been called some really ridiculous ROOKIE SHIT such as “drama ditz” and WORST OF ALL, “hormonal hussy”.
Yeah, I WISH I was making that up. “Douchebag whore” isn’t on that level of awfulness, but you are REALLY starting to remind me of that guy that used the previous examples toward me because he had nothing good to say. And really Eddie, that’s your story. You have nothing good to say at all. You truly are, in every sense of the word, basic. Oh, you’re just some guy that comes out here, talks trash, brags about how supposedly good he is, and is a coward through it all hiding behind lackeys and speaking of lackeys, you might want to watch what I do to one of yours tonight. Because at the end of the day, I am coming into this thing incredibly pissed off and with a lower than normal tolerance for nonsense.
You think that throwing Sermon Bundy at me is going to stop me? You think that you and your other lackey lurking around at ringside is going to intimidate me? Eddie, you can hide behind your numbers advantage all you want but the fact of the matter is, I’ve ALWAYS overcome the numbers game. I’ve ALWAYS taken on the so-called “big bads”... which you’re not even close to being by the way… and come out on top. Six years ago? I spent MONTHS not just overcoming the big bads at the promotion I was wrestling at, at the time, but DOMINATING THEM! I took the TV Championship from their camp and used that as a springboard to win my third of six world championships and to be honest? That group was far more intimidating than you.
“But that was six years ago, who cares?” you’re going to say in your basic bitch response.
I care…
I care about the fact that the YouTube Championship is being disgraced by a glorified clown and circus show.
I care about the fact that the championship is in the wrong hands with someone like YOU, Eddie. Don’t get me wrong, you have a hell of a lot of talent, but it’s talent that you abuse because you do NOTHING to grow and evolve it. I went into that ring, got in your face, said what I had to say, and your best response was “douchebag whore”. SERIOUSLY?
That’s how a champion carries himself around here?
No. I’m not going to stand for that. I’m not even pissed for ME because a cheap, rookie level insult like that doesn’t even bother me. I’m pissed for the sanctity of the YouTube Championship, what that title is supposed to represent and for what this company is SUPPOSED to be about. I thought that I left the rookie level nonsense behind when I gave up a championship that I held for a few months not that long ago, left a prior company and came here because it was the RIGHT thing to do to represent this business. I guess not.
It’s quite alright though, Eddie. Because at the end of the day? In this very business? People like ME exist to put people like YOU in their place and in a few weeks from now, when I am challenging for that YouTube Championship and when I WIN the YouTube Championship from you, that’s exactly what I am going to do.
But first?
I’ve got to take care of your lackey first.
Sorry Sermon…
It’s ‘wrong place, wrong time’ night for you.
When I’m through with you, I definitely WILL have a message sent to your so called “boss”.
Victoria maintains her confidence as she exits the scene. She’s feeling quite confident in herself as the scene cuts out.
Match #2: Lass Halliday vs Thalia Starks
Chance Briefcase Qualifier
Written by TAURUS
Alex Lawson: The Following Contest Is A Chance Briefcase Qualifier Scheduled For One Fall.
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Introducing First, Weighing In At 190 Pounds, She Hails From Omsk, Russia, She Is The Oncoming Storm… LASS HALIDAY!
And Her Opponent, Weighing In At 144 Pounds, From Shreveport Louisiana… THALIA STARKS!
Tripp Bennett: Time For Our Second Chance Briefcase Qualifying Match, And This Is An Interesting One. Lass Clearly Has The Size And Power Advantage, Thalia Starks Though, Is Very Unpredictable And That Is Always Dangerous
Alivia Takasato: She’s A Voodoo Queen. I Wouldn’t Step Into The Ring With A Voodoo Queen. If Lass Wins Tonight, She Could End Up Spitting Out Frogs, Or What If Thalia Has A Damn Voodoo Doll Of Lass?
Thalia Starks Fires Out Of The Corner Like A Rocket And Floors Lass With Her Signature Rolling Wheel Kick, Throwing Everything Into The Big Early Strike. Lass Is Caught By Surprise And Sent Out Of The Ring, And Thalia Stays On The Attack With A Suicide Dive That Takes The Large Woman Off Her Feet Again. Thalia Pulls Lass Up, Sends Her Back Into The Ring, Makes The Cover, And Only Gets A 1 Count. Thalia Isn’t Deterred, Popping Up To Her Feet To Hit The Ropes And Deliver A Running Bulldog To Keep Lass Down. A Standing Moonsault Leads To Another Cover And Another 1 Count. It’s A Big Dropkick And A Running DDT From Thalia As The Voodoo Vixen Is Using Her Speed And Reckless Style To Great Effect In The Early Going, But Still Can’t Manage More Than A 1 Count On The Russian Powerhouse. A Swinging Neckbreaker Gets Lass Set In Position For The Coffin Drop, But Lass Catches Thalia Out Of Mid-Air And Plants Her With A Vicious German Suplex. The Bridge For The Pin Nets A 2 Count, But Thalia Is Up And Quickly Rolls To The Ropes. Lass Charges And Tumbles Over The Top As Thalia Low Bridges Her. Thalia Follows With A Crossbody And Gets Caught, Once Again Being Snatched Out Of The Sky. Lass Hits A Massive Body Slam On The Floor, Pulls Thalia Up, And Slings Her Into The Ring. A Lethal Lariat Flattens The Voodoo Vixen And Lass Is Quick To Capitalize, Using Her Impressive Power, She Hits The Cold Snap And Makes The Cover
ONE…
TWO…
THR- KICK OUT!
Lass Is A Bit Surprised By The Cover, But Shakes It Off, Pulls Thalia Up To Her Feet, And Then Hauls Her High Into The Air For A Big Stalling Suplex. Cover, 2 Count, And Thalia Is Once Again Brought To Her Feet. Lass Hits A Big Chop, A Right Hand, Then Another Chop Before She Looks For The Spinning Backfist Only To Have It Ducked. Thalia Comes Back With A Few Hard Forearm Strikes, Hits The Ropes, And Dodges Another Big Strike, Narrowly Avoiding Drago's Revenge. Thalia Again Hits The Ropes And Delivers A Running Dropkick To The Side Of Lass’ Head, The Missed Uppercut Leaving Her Open To The Big Kick. Thalia Shows Off Her Own Impressive Strength With A Northern Lights Suplex And The Bridge For A 2 Count. Thalia Doesn’t Slow Down, Hitting The Ropes And Flying Back In With A Flipping Senton, A Cover, And Another 2 Count. Starks Finally Takes A Second To Get Her Breath And Shake Any Cobwebs. Lass Is Slowly Getting Back Up When Thalia Hits The Ropes, Looks For A Slingblade And Gets Shoved Off, Then Drilled With An Absolutely Disgusting Headbutt. Lass Is Even A Bit Shaky After That One But Is Able To Get Her Wits Back And Floors Thalia With A Shoulder Tackle As Starks Is Back To Her Feet. Lass Pulls Thalia Up And It’s Back To The Strikes As She Hits A Big Chop, A Forearm, Another Stinging Chop, A Hard Right Hand, Then She Goes To The Body, Surprising Thalia With A Quick, Right, Left, Right Combo. This Time The Spinning Backfist Is On Target And Blocked As Thalia Clearly Has That Devastating Strike Well Scouted. Thalia Hits A Running Jumping Knee And Follows It Up With The Skeleton Key. Thalia Quickly Covers
ONE…
TWO…
THR- KICK OUT!
Thalia Looks Up At The Official And Double-Checks That It Wasn’t A Three. She Shakes Her Head, Pulls Lass Up, And Sends Her Into The Corner, Throwing The Oncoming Storm With Everything She Has. Thalia Backs Into The Other Corner, Runs Forward, And Flies At Lass With A Big Splash, But She Only Hits The Corner As The Russian Powerhouse Moves At The Very Last Second. A Saito Suplex From Lass Slows The Match Back Down And Both Women Take A Bit Of Time To Recover As Mai Blackman Seems To Have A Keen Interest In This Match, Watching From The Top Of The Ramp. Lass Is Up First And Spots Blackman. The Two Have A Brief Staredown Before Lass Turns Her Attention Back To Thalia And Eats A Spinning Heel Kick Followed Up By The Slingblade And A Springboard Twisting Leg Drop That Gets Thalia A 2 Count. Thalia Pulls Lass Up And Delivers Some Stiff Forearm Shots Before Delivering A Discus Forearm. Thalia Sends Lass Into The Ropes And Gets The Running Corner Splash This Time. Thalia Shows Off Some Of Her Innovative Daredevil Style With A Springboard Frog Splash And A Damn Close 2 Count. Thalia Raises Her Hands And The Fireflies Begin To Light As She Hauls Lass Up For The Gambit, Only To Have Her Head Grabbed And A Knee Drove Into Her Skull. Lass Sends Thalia Across The Ring With An Irish Whip And This Time She Connects With Drago's Revenge. Thalia Flies Back And Starts To Instinctively Roll To The Outside, But Lass Quickly Makes The Cover
ONE…
TWO…
THRE- FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Lass Looks Up At The Official, Then To Thalia’s Foot And She Looks Ready To Scream. Lass Had Stopped Her Opponent From Completely Getting Away, But She Had Failed To Get Her Far Enough From The Ropes. Mai Blackman Gives The Oncoming Storm A Sarcastic Clap As She Starts Walking Down The Ramp To Get A Better View. Lass Stares Her Down For A Few Seconds, Then Goes Back To Thalia And Hauls The Voodoo Vixen To Her Feet. Lass Seems Ready To End Things With The Solstice, But When She Brings Thalia Up Into Position, She Gets A Knee Driven Into The Top Of Her Skull And Thalia Manages To Transition Into A Stundog Millionaire. Again Both Women Are Down And Taking A Little Time To Recover. Thalia Is Up First, Moving To The Ropes And Pulling Herself Up As Lass Slowly Stands In The Middle Of The Ring. Thalia Charges At Lass And The Third Time Is The Charm For The Spinning Backfist As Lass Catches Thalia By Surprise, Using The Big Strike That Usually Finishes Up Her Impressive Combos, As A Counter. Mai Blackman Again Claps For Lass And The Attention Of The Oncoming Storm Is Diverted As She Tells Blackman To Take Her Ass To The Back, She Has No Business Being Out There. Blackman Doesn’t Seem To Care, Insisting She’s Just Scouting. Thalia Has Managed To Get Back Up And Uses The Squabble To Her Advantage As She Nails Lass With The Rolling Wheel Kick. Lass Goes Flying Into The Corner As Thalia Gets The Kip-Up And Uses The Momentum To Hit A Big Corner Splash. Lass Is A Bit Woozy And Catches The Massive Hip Toss. Thalia Is Up To The Top Rope And Delivers The Coffin Drop. The Fireflies Again Light Up As Thalia Doesn’t Cover Off That Flurry Of Offense, Instead, She Grabs Lass In A Dragon Sleeper, Cranks Back Until Lass Looks Ready To Fade, And Then Thalia Delivers The Gambit. Thalia Starks Makes The Cover
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
Alex Lawson: Your Winner, Qualifying For The Gauntlet Eliminator Chance Briefcase Match…THALIA STARKS!
Tripp Bennett: Wow, Thalia Starks With The Big Win And In My Opinion, A Little Bit Of An Upset. You Gotta Give A Minor Assist To Mai Blackman, Though I’m Not Sure Why She Came Out Here?
Alivia Takasato: Scouting? Or Maybe She Blames Lass Haliday For Her Elimination In The Battle Royal A Few Weeks Ago. Whatever Reason, She Caught The Attention Of The Oncoming Storm And Thalia Starks Took Advantage Of That, Hit A Flurry Of Impressive Moves, And Then Finished Off Her Opponent For The Win And A Chance At The Chance Briefcase.
Thalia Starks Drops To Her Knees In The Middle Of The Ring And Poses For The Crowd As The Lights Go Black. The Fireflies Illuminate The Arena As A Spotlight Shines Down On The Voodoo Queen, That Purple Fog Rolling In Around Her As She Enjoys Her Victory.
WINNER: THALIA STARKS (VIA PINFALL)
To The Back With Zion Wrestling Interviewer Melina Rodrigo. She Greeted The Fans With A Smile A Wave And A Friendly
Melina Rodrigo: Hola Zion Wrestling, I Am Going To Attempt To Speak With… THE Lady Of Lucha Libre And THE Advanced Athlete Ahead Of THE Championship Challenge That Is Coming Up Very Soon.
Juliana Mendoza Strolls Into The Interview Area Looking Radiant As Ever. Purple Is The Color Of The Night, Prada The Design House, A Form-Fitting Dress Clings To Her Curves, Diamond Bracelet Shining Bright.
Juliana Mendoza: That Was Slightly Better Than Last Time. I Suppose I Will Allow You To Ask Some Questions.
Juliana Gave A Little Hair Flip And Melina Took That Chance To Roll Her Eyes Slightly Before The Interview Began.
Melina Rodrigo: Uhm, Thanks. So During THE Championship Challenge, We Have Seen A Wide Variety Of People Step Up. Is There Anyone You Hope To See Tonight Or In The Future?
Juliana Laughs A Little Bit, Scoffing At The Question And Shaking Her Head.
Juliana Mendoza: It Won’t Matter Who Answers THE Championship Challenge. TAURUS Has Faced Powerhouses, Speedsters, Submission Masters, And Brawlers. TAURUS Has Toppled Monsters And Madmen, Champions, And Challengers, And Still, He Stands Tall. He Appreciates The Hard-Fought Battles, The Challenges, The Great Fights. Tonight Though, It Ends The Same Way As Every Other Night Since He Arrived In Zion. TAURUS WINS!
Melina Rodrigo: He Has Certainly Been Impressive. I Wanted To Talk About The… Controversial Comments From Last Week Regarding His Draft
Juliana Rips The Mic Away From Melina, Once Again Cutting Her Off And Shooing Her Away.
Juliana Mendoza: There Was Nothing Controversial About What I Said Last Week. TAURUS Is A Top-Five Draft Pick, Not Someone You Take At Number Seventeen. Size, Speed, Strength, Athleticism, Charisma, Sex Appeal, He Has It All And Then Some. As You Have All Seen During THE Championship Challenge, There’s Simply No One That Stacks Up To TAURUS. Sure, They Have Come Close, But All Fell. TAURUS And THE Beautification Movement Were Completely Disrespected And That Is Why From Here On Out, THE Advanced Athlete Will Do No Interviews For Zion Wrestling. Any Questions Can Be Directed My Way And I Will Decide If They Are Worth Answering. If Management Wishes For Him To Make Appearances Or Do Promotional Work, They Will Send Me The Information And Then We Will Decide If It Is Worth Our Time. Now, Enjoy The Sight Of My Gorgeous Ass Swaying As I Walk Away, And Make Sure To Watch THE Championship Challenge To See Who Will Have The Pleasure Of Getting The Star-Making Rub Off Of THE Advanced Athlete Tonight. You’re Welcome.
Juliana Blows A Kiss, All But Her Middle Finger Dropping As Her Hand Goes Forward Before She Walks Off, The Camera Getting A Nice View Of Her Ass Before Fading.
Match #3: Victoria Salinas vs Sermon Bundy (w/ Owie Sharp & Eddie Williams)
Alex Lawson: The following contest...is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Alex Lawson: Introducing first...from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada...weighing in at 132 lbs...Victoria! Salinas!
And her opponent...being accompanied to the ring by Owie Sharp and Zion Wrestling YouTube Champion, “Flawless” Eddie Williams...from Atlanta, Georgia...weighing in at 267 lbs...Sermon! Bundy!
Tripp Bennett: “The Royal Bodyguard” of Sportopia, Sermon Bundy, is set to take to action here tonight on behalf of YouTube Champion Eddie Williams
Alivia Takasoto: Victoria Salinas is set to take the fight to “The Chosen One” at YouTube Invasion: New York two weeks from tomorrow. A win here would definitely help to push her forward, especially considering who it is!
Salinas looks across the ring at her much larger adversary, not really sure how to proceed. The two begin to circle one another, before out of instinct, Salinas attempts to lock up with Bundy! The big man’s having none of it, though, deflecting the Unbreakable One with a one-handed shove! Salinas hits the mat, but immediately rolls back to her feet and tries to lock up again! Bundy gets into the collar and elbow tie up with her, almost as if he’s just humoring his opponent. It doesn’t take long before Bundy gets Salinas into a Side Headlock, before driving her to the mat with a Headlock Takedown!
Salinas struggles for a bit within Bundy’s grasp! But eventually the tenacious competitor finds the strength to bring her legs up to Bundy’s head, bringing it and his shoulders to the mat with a Headscissors Lock! The ref counts the pin!
ONE…!
Bundy gets the shoulder up, but Salinas doesn’t let up the hold, planting her hands into the mat to get some elevation! This hold would easily leave a normal, lesser man knocked out cold, but Sermon Bundy is no normal man! He takes the legs of Salinas and slowly pries them from around his throat, eventually completely freeing himself! He doesn’t hesitate to capitalize, popping up and mounting Salinas with a series of visceral strikes to the head! He lands one last strike on his opponent, before getting to his feet with Salinas in tow by her hair! The official takes exception to this act, yelling in Bundy’s face to relieve the hold! Bundy returns the demands with only a smug smile! The referee has seen enough, starting his five count, all the while Bundy begins to laugh at him!
Just before the ref opens his mouth to utter the number five, Bundy snatches Salinas into position and nails her with a German Suplex! Salinas rolls onto the mat from the impact of the move, and her head pops up to show her dazed face! Before he can fall to the mat in earnest, Bundy pushes her down and covers!
ONE…!
T-
Kick out by Salinas! Bundy lifts her head off the mat before she can even register what she had just done! But before Bundy can capitalize, Eddie Williams and Owie Sharp beckon him from ringside, telling him to bring Salinas over so they can trash talk her to her face! Bundy reluctantly agrees, bringing Salinas over and holding her through the ropes facing Sharp and Williams. The two spend all four seconds that can of the refs five count laughing at and taunting Salinas, with Williams especially holding the YouTube Championship belt to her face and telling her that she’ll “never have this”.
Eventually, Bundy gets Salinas away from the ropes at the ref's request, before preparing to launch her across the ring with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! But Salinas is able to apply all of her weight as Bundy tries to lift her up, making it unexpectedly difficult for The All-American! He tries to lift her again, but this time, she has her leg hooked around Bundy’s, keeping herself planted to the ground! She clocks Bundy on the head with a stiff Bell Clap to get him to relieve the hold! He recoils from the shot, leaving him open for Roundhouse Kick from Salinas that hits so hard, Bundy faces a different way from it! This gives Salinas the opening she needs to run to the ropes he’s facing, jumping off the second rope to hit a Dropkick that sends Bundy to a knee!
Salinas is calling her shot, looking for her signature Jumping Yakuza Kick on a stunned Bundy! But before she can go for it, Eddie Williams hops on the apron and yells to her! Angered at her treatment by him earlier, Salinas runs up and takes a swing at Williams, causing him to dodge it and retreat to the floor at ringside! The distraction worked well enough, though, as when Salinas ran to hit her opponent with the signature, Bundy would reverse by catching her and slamming her to the mat with the ONE-HANDED SPINEBUSTER! Bundy just laid the challenger out with his signature maneuver! He goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
TH-
Kick out by Salinas! Bundy is showing a visible frustration in his face now, smacking the mat before popping up to his feet and making his way to the corner! He looks down at Salinas, then over at The Sportopians as they give him the thumbs up, before hunching over and beckoning Salinas to her feet! She eventually gets up, and Bundy goes for the The All-American Touchdown, but NO! Salinas manages to Leapfrog the attempted Spear! Bundy looks up at the resilient Salinas, before getting up with eyes full of fury! He turns around and begins to run towards his opponent, but out of the corner of his eye he spots Eddie Williams, who had slid into the ring under the bottom rope and is now launching himself at Salinas with the YouTube Title!
Williams has just decked Salinas with the YouTube Championship belt, and the ref calls for the bell! That doesn’t stop Williams, however, as he now goes on the attack to Salinas with a bevy of strikes to the forehead! The onslaught continues until Bundy pulls the YouTube Champion off of his challenger, presumably not a fan of how Williams just cost him his first match back! Williams tries to calm him down, before drawing attention to recovering Salinas starting to stand! He walks past Bundy and gets Salinas up, hitting her with THE SOLID GOLD SPINEBUSTER! He lifts Salinas back to her feet, imploring Bundy to catch her with a finisher of his own! Reluctantly, Bundy obliges, gearing up before nailing her with THE ALL-AMERICAN TOUCHDOWN!!
Tripp Bennett: What sickening display by The Sportopians here tonight!
Alivia Takasoto: You mean what a sickening display by Eddie Williams tonight! Sermon Bundy seemed to have this match in hand before Williams decided to interrupt!
Tripp Bennett: In any case, Alivia, you can bet that Salinas isn’t gonna forget about this!
The Sportopians make their exit as we fade to commercial!
WINNER: VICTORIA SALINAS (VIA DISQUALIFICATION)
