Post by Kai Morgan on Sept 7, 2021 0:06:04 GMT
“The Crossroads”
As “Mayhem” by Halestorm finishes we cut to the Nationwide Arena where we’re live in Columbus, Ohio! The crowd all begin chanting out various Mayhem superstars as suddenly, the music cuts. The crowd goes silent for a moment, until “Hitohira No Hanabira” begins to play throughout the PA System.
MAYHEM!
MAYHEM!
As the crowd all begin to cheer, Sara Cross walks out to a sold out Columbus crowd. Sara, holding her microphone, begins to hype the crowd up as she smiles, before beginning to speak.
Sara Cross: “Well, last week really was a crazy jam packed week huh? And I’ll say this now, I don’t plan to slow down this week! With that being said, there were some things.. Some people that I need to address. Angel Kash, for instance.”
The crowd loudly boos as Sara nods her head in agreement.
Sara Cross: “I agree, I think the problem has gone on long enough. I came into my position here at Zion, because I wanted to be the change. I wanted Zion to be a place for everyone to get opportunities. I think we can all agree, I’ve tried to give Angel two opportunities now, and that has blown up in my face. Angel is a bad cavity, and in order to fix our problems we need to fix that cavity. I’ve got my drill, and that is who I’d like to announce for my next Pay-Per View match for YouTube Invasion: New York! At the PPV, Angel Kash will take on Devi Morgan in a fall count anywhere match!”
The crowd goes wild with excitement as Sara smiles, before turning to the titantron.
Sara Cross: “With that being said.. Something has come up with our Main Event tonight. I regret to say now, that Carson Cain still has not been cleared to compete. His wounds, at this point are healing, have not healed enough to justify me booking him in this match tonight. So that means that tonight is an opportunity like none other, to get an early glimpse of what we’ll be seeing at the PPV! Devi Morgan, Angel Kash… Get ready, because tonight you’re going to be going on one on one to end our show!”
The crowd goes wild as the camera goes to the commentator’s now, with various chants for “Devi Morgan” as well as some scattered “Justice for Kash”.
TOMMY GREEN: “Hello everyone, and welcome to Monday Night Mayhem! I, of course, am Tommy Green. And with me once again, is the one and the only Winter Mae! We’re here LIVE within the Nationwide Arena, in Columbus Ohio!”
WINTER MAE: “That’s right Tommy! We’re here, and so is the sea of Mayhem that fills our shows to the MAX! We have an action packed night, as we find out who the next two competitors for the MAYHEM Chamber will be, as well as we’re about to find out just how good the Zion Wrestling Tag Team Division truly is!”
TOMMY GREEN:”That’s right! Tag team wrestling, qualifying matches, and plenty more tonight on Zion! But hey, it looks like the one.. The ONLY Mayor of Dick Kick City himself Ian Dempsey is about to grace us with his presence! Let’s see what the Mayor himself has to say!
Match 01: Ian Dempsey v. The Founder
JAMES BUCHANAN: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall! Introducing First, hailing from Anywhere but Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 215 lbs... “THE FRANCHISE” IAN DEMPSEY!!!!
As Ian steps between the ropes, he makes his way towards Buchanan. He pats his head and takes the mic from him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Thanks shortie, I’ll take it from here!
Ian clears his throat as the fans boo him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Now… hello Palumbo, O’Flavio! It’s me, it’s me, it’s the Mayor of DKC, gracing you all with my presence here in this podunk punk city. Now, as you all may very well know, I was booked for a match tonight. So, why don’t we welcome my opponent to the ring? Ladies and gentlemen, my opponent. Residing in Palumbo, O’Flavio, weighing in at 223 lbs, please put your hands together for The Palumbo Wrestling Legend himself…. THEEEEEEEE FLLLLOUNDERRRRRR!!!!
Then… out comes The Founder. The fans are cheering for him, mostly to spite Dempsey… but Dempsey seems to show no sign of caring whether or not the fans are behind him. The Founder calls for a microphone and quickly receives one.
THE FOUNDER: Ladies and gentlemen of the Zion Wrestling fanbase, you have been graced with the presence of THE FOUNDER of Professional Wrestling in the state of Ohio. That’s right! I’M THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT RING, BEING RIGHT THERE!!! I AM!!! NOOOOOOBODY ELSE!!!!
The fans turn against The Founder as he laughs maniacally.
THE FOUNDER: Now… while I would gladly step into that ring and deal with you appropriately, Dempsey… I found somebody else who was willing and able to do the job for me! Someone who has respect for my contributions to the Wrestling business. Please welcome the man who will wrestle you in my stead… THE LEEEEEGENDARY OOONE!!!!!!
Out comes a big, hairy man who slightly resembles Seth Rogen. He sports a Sea Captain’s hat, a pipe in his hand and he wears a leather jacket. He removes his jacket and hands it to the founder. He then psyches himself up, hopping up and down… before running down to the ring. Dempsey scoffs as The Legendary One slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope. When he pops up to his feet, Ian smacks him a few in the face, before sending him into the ropes and whips him to the other side of the ring. On the rebound, he catches him with The Kitchen Sink! From there, we hear the bell.
Ian grabs LO by the hair and SMACKS him another one in the face! He continues to smack him around for a little bit before pulling him in and NAILING him with the Franchise Factor (Sit-Out Facebuster), before going for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, IAN DEMPSEY!!!!!
“Death Of Me” hits and Ian exits the ring. On his way up, he spits on the shoes of The Founder.
As the match comes to an end, we quickly are brought backstage, where a Playground Is Shown. Sitting On A Swing, Is Addison Rayne Smiling As She Sits Beside An Oversized Mushroom, A Music Box Plays Softly As Addison Swings Carelessly Back And Forth, nearly mimicking her first on air presence, but this time things seem to be different.
Now, sitting on the playground, is a chess board, with an already started game on it. One knight has been moved, but nothing else on the board.
ADDISON RAYNE: “Well, here we are. I’ve been in Zion since June 13, and I have to say, I never imagined the road I’d have to travel to get to where we are now. But that’s the thing, this isn’t a road I was put on, it was a road paved with blood sweat and tears. A road that defines my time I’ve spent here in Zion.”
Addison giggles as she hops off of the swing, standing in the center of the playground.
ADDISON RAYNE: “And just like all other things, the road I’ve paved has led me to a game. A game I’m very familiar with, and one that I know my opponents come September 25, also knows. It’s a game of strategy, a twisted reality to what is to come. There’s going to be six of us in that ring when the cage finally comes down. Six of us, trapped inside of a cage that will be certain a Champion walks out of. A cage that will be certain that only the most daring and competitive survive.”
Addison approaches the game of Chess, observing the board as she continues on.
ADDISON RAYNE: “I could easily move my knight to E5 and take a risk, hoping to capture the victory. But the problem with too many risks, is that the chances of reward decrease with each one. I need to be calculated, I need to be focused. So let’s see who I have coming up that we know of, yeah?”
Addison grabs the knight and lifts the piece from the board, holding it in her hands gently as she sits on the ground.
ADDISON RAYNE: “So there’s Anthony and Kasey so far, who were so set on destroying each other for this opportunity, that they ended their qualifier in a no contest. What that tells me is that when they are together, they will break the rules even to get their wants and needs. Which is expected of someone like the Enforcer Anthony Cross, but that wasn’t what I was thinking Kasey Kash would be like. No matter, because I can break down who they are as individual players, since this is every athlete for themselves.
Anthony, you’re a brute. You take what you want by force, and you desolate everything and everyone who stands in your way of success. I’m not a pushover though, Anthony. I don’t quit when things get hard, I plant my feet, and I prepare for what's to come. I think you’ll find that changing to handle. I hope you know, I respect your abilities in the ring, but your in ring abilities is where the respect stops. You do what you want, when you want, and I’ll be damned if I let a bully take me out. Not after how many I’ve overcome.
Kasey, you’re a wildcard, but that’s always the more challenging of opponents. I don’t know if you’ll bait with a pawn first, or if you’ll charge headfirst like an over-glorified contender just hoping to do a daring act. I think you’ll find that daring acts don't always get what you want. And the simple fact is, I’m playing smart for the win, not daring and courageous to possibly take everyone out.”
Addison stares at the board once more, smirking as she contemplates where to move. After some thought, she places the knight onto E5 and chuckles lightly, showing her teeth.
ADDISON RAYNE: “Sometimes, just playing the daring move is the smart move though. So get ready, because I’m bringing a storm when I come through.”
Addison sits at the chessboard as the camera fades going back to the ring.
Match 02: Ashlynn Cassidy V. Kamila Rose (MAYHEM CHAMBER Qualifier)
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The Following contest is scheduled for one fall! And the winner will qualify for the MAYHEM Chamber match for the Zion Championship!
Introducing first, hailing from Buffalo, New York… The Cub… Kamila! Rose!
And introducing the second competitor.. Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… The Killer Counter Queen… ASHLYNN! CASSIDY!
TOMMY GREEN: Both of these opponents truly have something to prove! Ashlynn coming off of her start up loss, to Jensen Kidd.
WINTER MAE: “And kamila, still yet to make her Mayhem debut! I bet this match really tears the roof off of this place!”
The bell rings, and the two competitors are off, each bouncing from their respective corners. Kamila, the first to land a true strike, kicks Ashlynn in the ribs, causing her to buckle over. As Ashlynn buckles over, Kamila pulls her into a German Suplex! Ashlynn immediately pops up though charging back in for more, but as Kamila goes for another kick to the ribs, Ashlynn tosses her leg to the side and connects an Old School Standard DDT! Kamila tries to hurry and scramble to her feet, but Ashlynn quickly wraps her up into a leverage pin attempt!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
Kick Out by Rose! As she rolls up to her feet she quickly hits a hurricanrana! Ashlynn is down onto the mat, but manages to get back up to her feet with relative ease. As she stands fully up though, Kamila pulls her up into powerbomb position! She’s going for the Turnbuckle Powerbomb, and she hits it! Ashlynn has her back arched as far as humanly possible as she lays on the mat. Kamila goes for a pinfall attempt!
ONE!
Kick Out by Cassidy! As she reaches for the ropes, Kamila begins to set her up to end the match, readying herself for the Rose Driver. As Ashlynn finally gets to her feet, Kamila goes for the Rose Diver! She lifts her into the air, but no! Ashlynn breaks from the trademark move! Ashlynn hits a knife edge chop to Kamila! As Rose stumbles back into the turnbuckle, Ashlynn takes this opportunity and connects a Dropkick! Kamila falls to the mat, but this time Ashlynn doesn’t go for the pin!
As Ashlynn stalks her opponent, she prepares for something sinister. Not even hiding her intention, she begins fueling herself and the crowd up. As she turns back to face her opponent, Kamila hits the Black Rose! Kamila has Ashlynn down, but instead of pinning her she’s decided she’ll toy back with her. As she begins mocking fans and even Ashlynn herself, she wastes several moments on this, which is enough for Ashlynn to get up to her feet.
Ashlynn, still feeling the effects of the Black Rose, charges at Kamila and connects a twisting neckbreaker! Kamila and Ashlynn are both down as the referee begins counting. After the referee’s count reaches five, Ashlynn finally struggles to make her way to her feet. As she does so, she bears witness to Kamila struggling to stand on her two feet, using the ropes to help up each step. Ashlynn, seeing an opportunity, charges at Kamila and connects a knee strike to her back! Kamila teeters between falling back or forward, but Ashlynn assists her back with another leverage pinfall attempt!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner as a result of pinfall… ASHLYNN! CASSIDY!
As Ashlynn drops to her knees, cheering and screaming, Kamila comes from behind and connects another Black Rose to her! Ashlynn is out in the ring as Kamila waves her hands for her Hive to come pick apart Ashlynn. As the other members charge at the ramp, suddenly “Mayhem” by Halestorm plays as Addison Rayne, Devi Morgan, and Jensen Kidd all charge out and stop the Hive dead in their tracks. Kamila, left alone, turns to see Ashlynn trying to get up to her feet once again, as she flees from the ring, her Hive follows into the crowd. Leaving the outnumbered fight. As the camera pans, the “Enforcer” Anthony Cross is sitting in a chair in a dimly lit room.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:One doesn’t leave a legacy behind when that person dies but also when they decide to step away from their career and decide to officially hang it up. As my career winds downI think about all that I have done and what remains that I want to do.
B roll shows Eddie Williams winning the YouTube title in a triple threat match that Anthony previously held.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Losing the YouTube championship was a blessing and a curse. Obviously nobody likes losing a championship but I can check being the inaugural YouTube champion off the list. A blessing because now I can focus solely on becoming the Zion Wrestling Champion.
B roll is shown of Anthony and Kasey Kash fighting to a double countout on last week’s Mayhem.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:In a rare moment of honesty I can say that both Kasey and I backed into this Championship Shuffle match. But that old sports saying goes, “anything can happen when you get into the playoffs. Just get into the playoffs.” So now that I am in this match to decide this Championship Shuffle match which means anything can happen. But as much as I am letting all of you think that the endless possibilities in this match will happen but I know the truth. I will walk out as champion.
B roll is shown Anthony holding the YouTube title belt in his hands after winning the ladder match several weeks ago.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:As much as we like to think that the world is our oyster, it really, truly is for the ones that truly put into the work, have an aptitude to win, and can handle the pressures of being a champion. Not only a champion but representing Zion Wrestling. Which is why I will be sitting atop the Mayhem mountain and reign supreme as champion.
Screen fades to black.
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As we return from our advertisement break, we are left in the arena, where the next match is ready to start!
TOMMY GREEN: “Well it surely has been an impactful night tonight. We have what is sure to be at least in my opinion, the match of the night coming up. As the Freakshow makes their debut on Mayhem, taking on Regulators Inc! This is sure to be one hell of a match!”
WINTER MAE: “You can say that again, Tommy! I’m surprised that the Freakshow haven’t already made their presence known! With such creepy looking appearances, especially.. I feel like they legally should have to!”
TOMMY GREEN: “W-Wait.. Are you afraid of clowns too?”
Match 03: The Freakshow V. Regulators Incorporated
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is a tag team bout! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 304 pounds! Jane Adler, and Sadie Cassidy…. Regulator’s Incorporated!
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 309 pounds! Giggles and Wizzo the Clowns… The Freakshow!”
With the ring of the bell starting the match, Wizzo and Jane are the first to start off. The two wrangle up one another to start, trying to manipulate the pacing of the match, but neither are really able to gain full control. After a rollup attempt from Wizzo that is quickly broken, Jane Adler hits a running big boot to Wizzo’s ribs! Wizzo drops down to one knee for a moment, but quickly stands to his feet and hits a rather awkward looking superkick! Jane drops to the mat as Wizzo goes for a quick cover!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
As Jane breaks the pinfall attempt, she crawls to her corner and tags in her tag partner Sadie Cassidy! As Sadie enters into the ring she quickly cuts Wizzo off from his tag team partner, connecting back suplex on the lengthy clown. Sadie, now with her team in control, pulls Wizzo to their corner and begins the duo's assault on the clown. Sadie and Jane begin tagging one another in and out of the match, getting shots in on Wizzo each. The two continue their assault until suddenly Giggles runs from behind, connecting a clothesline to Sadie and Jane both! As Sadie drops to the mat, Jane to the floor, Giggles pulls Wizzo back to their corner and tags himself in!
As Giggles tags himself in, he rolls out of the ring, chasing after Jane who seems to be terrified of the strange looking clown. As Giggles turns the corner on her though, he’s hit by a Jumping Superkick! Giggles is down, Jane tosses him back into the ring, but by now Wizzo is up hoping for a tag! As Wizzo reaches out for his tag partner, Giggles’ back is stomped on by Sadie! Giggles is down and hurt! Jane slides into the ring, and the two hit their trademark finishing move, the Red Dead Revolver! Sadie goes for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here are your winners… Regulators Incorporated!”
As Wizzo comes to aid Giggles back up, Jane and Sadie both raise their arms victoriously. As the crowd cheers and chants, we are met by Sara Cross backstage.
SARA CROSS: “Things tonight seem to be going better, but I’m still a person of excitement. I wanted to bring something different to the table, and with that I wanted to bring opportunities to the table for people. So with tonight being the night we figure out who our fourth entrant, and fifth entrants for the MAYHEM Chamber are. I thought it would be a good time to bring up good news. Next week, on Mayhem, there will be a match to determine the sixth and final opponent for the MAYHEM Chamber.
And I know, we’ve already given so many, so who of all people will be given this opportunity? Next week, it’ll be Casey Holliday!”
CASEY! CASEY! CASEY!
SARA CROSS: “Taking Keira Hubbard!”
SHE’S THE CURE! SHE’S THE CURE!
SARA CROSS: “And Madison Wright!”
BOO!
SARA CROSS: “And to make this match even greater, which I know, there’s not much that can, but they will fight it out in a steel cage match to main event! Let’s see who can earn the last spot in the MAYHEM Chamber!”
Sara smiles as we return back to the ring.
Match 04: The Wiz V. Hayumi Yamamoto (MAYHEM Chamber Qualifier)
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winner will qualify for the MAYHEM Chamber for the Zion Championship!
Introducing first, weighing in at 144 pounds! A member of the Satsujin Triad… HAYUMI! YAMAMOTO!
And introducing her opponent, from San Francisco, California… Weighing in at 250 pounds… The Wiz!”
The Wiz quickly starts the match off with an attempt of a Big Boot, but Hayumi dodges it and begins going to quick work over him with a variety of strikes using every limb of her body. This begins to wear the Wiz down, but he grabs Hayumi by the throat and chokeslams her. As he tries to recompose himself the Wiz pulls Hayumi to her feet. The podcast host tries to connect a clothesline onto her, but his arm moves too slow, which allows Hayumi to duck underneath it and connects a High Kick to his ribcage. As the Wiz yelps in pain, Hayumi connects a step-up enziguri! The Wiz stumbles as Hayumi goes and connects a hurricanrana to bring the Wiz to the ground!
As The Wiz drops to the mat, Hayumi quickly rolls from the ring and goes to grab a weapon of some kind, but Mike Zamboni charges her to stop it, which causes Hayumi to strike him. As Hayumi looks on in disgust, she turns to see the Wiz rolling out after her in rage! The Wiz quickly kicks her into the groin, and hits her with the Fuck Outta Here!
The Wiz pulls Hayumi into the ring, following her afterwards and trying to pin Hayumi!
On- NO!
As Hayumi breaks from the pin attempt, Hayumi rolls up to her feet and turns, hitting the Wiz with the Seppuku! As The Wiz drops to the mat, Hayumi pins him quickly!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner… HAYUMI! YAMAMOTO!”
As Hayumi raises her own arm victoriously, she quickly begins stomping down on the Wiz’s arm, which causes medics to come out and check him for injuries. The scene cuts in on Casey Holliday shortly after the big reveal that involved her came out and without question, she is in a bit of shock. However, she’s also got that same familiar fire and determination flowing through her. While she has the time, she begins to express her thoughts about the sudden announcement.
Casey Holliday: I’ve got to be honest here. I came into this event honestly pissed off that I wasn’t even booked for tonight. I wanted to come in here tonight and show ZION wrestling exactly what I am capable of and when that wasn’t going to happen, I do admit that I was rather upset by that. However, that announcement that I just heard is going to make things a whole lot better. My debut is finally going to happen and it is going to be in the main event? For a spot in the MAYHEM Chamber to crown the first world champion of this brand? Alright! I am definitely down with that. It’s definitely nice to see that they see some value in me and that’s a great feeling for a change. BUT, I am not someone that came here for moral victories, to settle for moral victories or to just be happy whenever these opportunities come about. No, I have always been the type of wrestler that has stepped up and took advantage of them and next week, that is precisely what I am going to do. I am a natural main eventer and that’s just part of the reason why I am definitely confident that I am going to take this.
I didn’t come to ZION Wrestling to be forgotten about. I didn't come here to be told that I wasn’t good enough. I didn’t come here to be an afterthought and to be dismissed as a joke.
I came here to show that I AM among the best and that I am not going to settle for less than what I know I am worth. Some people may find that to be stubborn when it comes from me, but I wasn’t trained to be mediocre and I damn sure wasn’t trained to be second fiddle to someone else. There are going to be people out there, possibly even Madison and Keira themselves, that may not like that I am getting this opportunity walking right in the door but believe me, I AM one of the rare breed of wrestlers that clearly deserves that. If you’re not in this business to shoot straight for the top then why are you even involved in this business at all? You think throwing this inside of a steel cage is going to scare me? I promise you that it won’t because I have always been the type of wrestler that has been able to step up in many big match situations. So, Madison? Keira? I only got one warning and one thing to say to you both for right now.
You’re both going to want to avoid making the mistake of overlooking me just because I am new around these parts. If you want to brush me off and think that I’m not going to be an important factor then you have a SERIOUS reality check that is about to rise up and smack you right in the face.
I’m not coming in here to be a dark horse contender and I am not coming in here to be some wild card that people are going to sleep on. No, I am a part of this brand to show the world that no matter how hard you try to put me down and no matter how hard you try to throw any kind of bullshit obstacle in the way, that I am going to overcome it and yes, I know what I am saying right now is going to get back to everyone and some people are going to take exception to how I am carrying myself, but I could care less. I am who I am. I don’t sugar coat a damn thing. I live in reality! I don’t live in the fantasy that many in this business do. Next week? You’re all going to find out that I am just as blunt in the ring as I am with the words that I say. Next week?
I start aiming right for the top!
Casey leaves the scene, clearly showing her confidence and lack of fear as said scene fades.
MAIN EVENT: Devi Morgan v. Angel Kash
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The Following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first… She hails from the Hamptons. Weighing in at 128 pounds! Angel! Kash!
And her opponent.. Hailing from the Motor City of Detroit, Michigan… Devi! Morgan!
As the bell rings, echoing loudly for the impromptu main event of the evening, Devi Morgan quickly launches herself from her corner of the ring, connecting a cornered back elbow shot onto Angel! As Angel tries to react to this, stunned by the impact of Devi, she is quickly met by an Enziguiri, but no! Angel stops her dead in her tracks with an eye rake! Devi stumbles back, trying to regain her sight, as Angel Kash charges her opponent connecting a running bulldog! Devi Morgan tries to roll out of the ring, but Angel quickly hooks her leg, trying to get a quick fall on her!
ONE!
TWO!
TH- NO!
Devi reaches her arms high into the air as she breaks the pinfall attempt! The crowd goes wild as a frustrated Angel pulls Devi up partially, just to try and stomp her head back down to the mat, but Devi moves out of harm’s way just in time! As Devi gets back up to her feet, she connects a slingblade onto Angel! Angel drops to the mat, but Devi quickly moves back up to her feet, and hits a standing moonsault, wait no! Angel got her knees up! Devi is hurt as Angel chuckles, raing her back just shortly after the impact.
The two continue going back and forth, not allowing for either one to truly gain the upperhand over the other. As Devi and Angel both make their way to their feet, they notice very quickly that the other is up and charging at one another and manage to connect a clothesline on one another. As both competitors drop to the mat, they are met by the booming cheers and chants of the Mayhem crowd.
As the two make their way to their feet, Devi quickly strikes Angel with a bone chilling superkick! Angel drops down to the mat, as Devi goes out of the ring, preparing for the Instant Gratification! As she gives herself a moment to recuperate from everything, she turns and leaps up, but Angel jumps to her feet and kicks the top rope! Devi is down on the mat as Angel rolls her up for another pin attempt!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
Devi breaks from the pin attempt and hops to her feet, ready to attack the eager Angel Kash. As she turns, Angel rakes her in the eyes, causing Devi to drop to her knees! Angel quickly goes to pull Devi into the Liquidation but she can’t latch it! As she continues to struggle the submission onto Devi, she is lifted high into the air and slammed down onto the mat!
Angel releases her grip onto Devi as the crowd erupts! Devi climbs out of the ring one more time, this time she leaps and hits the Instant Gratification! WAIT! NO! Angel has her knee up! Devi is dropped onto the mat as Angel quickly covers her, planting her arm on her neck as she does so!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
As Angel Kash raises her arm high into the air, her celebration is quickly interrupted when the Suddenly the entire show turns to static before the scene turns to the inside of what appears to be a girl’s bedroom. The walls are all brightly colored with glitter and rainbows and the bed even has many cute stuffed animals on it. Painted across the wall above the bed are the words “Tessa’s Playhouse”.
Tessa Whitmoyer: YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
Suddenly Tessa flies into the picture like she was shot out of a cannon landing on the bed sending the plushies flying everywhere. She laughed like a little kid posing on the bed.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh em gee!!!! Hi Zion!!!! It is soooo awesome to be here! Oh I am so excited to be part of the show! Seeing as how a certain tag partner of mine has turned out to be a load of dead weight and GOT ME FIRED in the last company!
The screen turns to a picture of Katie Powell hanging on the door with several darts and a hatchet stuck in it before turning back to Tessa.
Tessa Whitmoyer: But this time! Things are different! Ohhhh yesssss difffffeeeerrrreent! Oh this time I’m not going to be held down by an emotional basket case like Katie Powell! Oh no!!!!!
Tessa laughs, grabbing a butterfly knife and hucking it at the door cackling like a lunatic.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh don’t worry about me Zion… I have my fwiends! After all I got Batty The Bat! Say hi Batty!
Tessa suddenly pulls out her baseball bat pointing it at the camera.
Tessa Whitmoyer: What’s that Batty? Oh you’re excited to be part of Zion too?! Oh em gee I know! It’s goin to be fuuuuuuuuuuuun! Oh but don’t worry Batty isn’t the only friend I have! Oh no!!! We can’t forget about Mr. Buzz Buzz! Come here you no need to be shy now!
Tessa said before she pulled out a weed wacker laughing kissing the bladed spool almost like it’s her pet.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Awwwww isn’t he just so cute?! Who’s a good boy!? You are! You are Mr. Buzz Buzz!
Tessa laughed before turning to the camera.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh I can’t wait to play with all my new fwiends at Zion! Don’t worry…. I won’t hurt you! I just want to play a lil game!!!! Hee hee hee… What’s that Mr. Buzz Buzz?
Tessa leans in listening to her weed wacker.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Ohhhh Mr. Buzz Buzz is really excited! He can’t wait to get to know all of you too!
Tessa laughed, firing up the weed wacker with a look of pure bliss on her face, the scene turning to static. The words appearing on screen in colorful letters…..
THE RING JESTER TESSA WHITMOYER! COMING SOON TO ZION!
As “Mayhem” by Halestorm finishes we cut to the Nationwide Arena where we’re live in Columbus, Ohio! The crowd all begin chanting out various Mayhem superstars as suddenly, the music cuts. The crowd goes silent for a moment, until “Hitohira No Hanabira” begins to play throughout the PA System.
MAYHEM!
MAYHEM!
As the crowd all begin to cheer, Sara Cross walks out to a sold out Columbus crowd. Sara, holding her microphone, begins to hype the crowd up as she smiles, before beginning to speak.
Sara Cross: “Well, last week really was a crazy jam packed week huh? And I’ll say this now, I don’t plan to slow down this week! With that being said, there were some things.. Some people that I need to address. Angel Kash, for instance.”
The crowd loudly boos as Sara nods her head in agreement.
Sara Cross: “I agree, I think the problem has gone on long enough. I came into my position here at Zion, because I wanted to be the change. I wanted Zion to be a place for everyone to get opportunities. I think we can all agree, I’ve tried to give Angel two opportunities now, and that has blown up in my face. Angel is a bad cavity, and in order to fix our problems we need to fix that cavity. I’ve got my drill, and that is who I’d like to announce for my next Pay-Per View match for YouTube Invasion: New York! At the PPV, Angel Kash will take on Devi Morgan in a fall count anywhere match!”
The crowd goes wild with excitement as Sara smiles, before turning to the titantron.
Sara Cross: “With that being said.. Something has come up with our Main Event tonight. I regret to say now, that Carson Cain still has not been cleared to compete. His wounds, at this point are healing, have not healed enough to justify me booking him in this match tonight. So that means that tonight is an opportunity like none other, to get an early glimpse of what we’ll be seeing at the PPV! Devi Morgan, Angel Kash… Get ready, because tonight you’re going to be going on one on one to end our show!”
The crowd goes wild as the camera goes to the commentator’s now, with various chants for “Devi Morgan” as well as some scattered “Justice for Kash”.
TOMMY GREEN: “Hello everyone, and welcome to Monday Night Mayhem! I, of course, am Tommy Green. And with me once again, is the one and the only Winter Mae! We’re here LIVE within the Nationwide Arena, in Columbus Ohio!”
WINTER MAE: “That’s right Tommy! We’re here, and so is the sea of Mayhem that fills our shows to the MAX! We have an action packed night, as we find out who the next two competitors for the MAYHEM Chamber will be, as well as we’re about to find out just how good the Zion Wrestling Tag Team Division truly is!”
TOMMY GREEN:”That’s right! Tag team wrestling, qualifying matches, and plenty more tonight on Zion! But hey, it looks like the one.. The ONLY Mayor of Dick Kick City himself Ian Dempsey is about to grace us with his presence! Let’s see what the Mayor himself has to say!
Match 01: Ian Dempsey v. The Founder
JAMES BUCHANAN: The Following Contest Is Scheduled For One Fall! Introducing First, hailing from Anywhere but Columbus, Ohio, weighing in at 215 lbs... “THE FRANCHISE” IAN DEMPSEY!!!!
As Ian steps between the ropes, he makes his way towards Buchanan. He pats his head and takes the mic from him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Thanks shortie, I’ll take it from here!
Ian clears his throat as the fans boo him.
IAN DEMPSEY: Now… hello Palumbo, O’Flavio! It’s me, it’s me, it’s the Mayor of DKC, gracing you all with my presence here in this podunk punk city. Now, as you all may very well know, I was booked for a match tonight. So, why don’t we welcome my opponent to the ring? Ladies and gentlemen, my opponent. Residing in Palumbo, O’Flavio, weighing in at 223 lbs, please put your hands together for The Palumbo Wrestling Legend himself…. THEEEEEEEE FLLLLOUNDERRRRRR!!!!
Then… out comes The Founder. The fans are cheering for him, mostly to spite Dempsey… but Dempsey seems to show no sign of caring whether or not the fans are behind him. The Founder calls for a microphone and quickly receives one.
THE FOUNDER: Ladies and gentlemen of the Zion Wrestling fanbase, you have been graced with the presence of THE FOUNDER of Professional Wrestling in the state of Ohio. That’s right! I’M THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT RING, BEING RIGHT THERE!!! I AM!!! NOOOOOOBODY ELSE!!!!
The fans turn against The Founder as he laughs maniacally.
THE FOUNDER: Now… while I would gladly step into that ring and deal with you appropriately, Dempsey… I found somebody else who was willing and able to do the job for me! Someone who has respect for my contributions to the Wrestling business. Please welcome the man who will wrestle you in my stead… THE LEEEEEGENDARY OOONE!!!!!!
Out comes a big, hairy man who slightly resembles Seth Rogen. He sports a Sea Captain’s hat, a pipe in his hand and he wears a leather jacket. He removes his jacket and hands it to the founder. He then psyches himself up, hopping up and down… before running down to the ring. Dempsey scoffs as The Legendary One slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope. When he pops up to his feet, Ian smacks him a few in the face, before sending him into the ropes and whips him to the other side of the ring. On the rebound, he catches him with The Kitchen Sink! From there, we hear the bell.
Ian grabs LO by the hair and SMACKS him another one in the face! He continues to smack him around for a little bit before pulling him in and NAILING him with the Franchise Factor (Sit-Out Facebuster), before going for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: Here is your winner, IAN DEMPSEY!!!!!
“Death Of Me” hits and Ian exits the ring. On his way up, he spits on the shoes of The Founder.
As the match comes to an end, we quickly are brought backstage, where a Playground Is Shown. Sitting On A Swing, Is Addison Rayne Smiling As She Sits Beside An Oversized Mushroom, A Music Box Plays Softly As Addison Swings Carelessly Back And Forth, nearly mimicking her first on air presence, but this time things seem to be different.
Now, sitting on the playground, is a chess board, with an already started game on it. One knight has been moved, but nothing else on the board.
ADDISON RAYNE: “Well, here we are. I’ve been in Zion since June 13, and I have to say, I never imagined the road I’d have to travel to get to where we are now. But that’s the thing, this isn’t a road I was put on, it was a road paved with blood sweat and tears. A road that defines my time I’ve spent here in Zion.”
Addison giggles as she hops off of the swing, standing in the center of the playground.
ADDISON RAYNE: “And just like all other things, the road I’ve paved has led me to a game. A game I’m very familiar with, and one that I know my opponents come September 25, also knows. It’s a game of strategy, a twisted reality to what is to come. There’s going to be six of us in that ring when the cage finally comes down. Six of us, trapped inside of a cage that will be certain a Champion walks out of. A cage that will be certain that only the most daring and competitive survive.”
Addison approaches the game of Chess, observing the board as she continues on.
ADDISON RAYNE: “I could easily move my knight to E5 and take a risk, hoping to capture the victory. But the problem with too many risks, is that the chances of reward decrease with each one. I need to be calculated, I need to be focused. So let’s see who I have coming up that we know of, yeah?”
Addison grabs the knight and lifts the piece from the board, holding it in her hands gently as she sits on the ground.
ADDISON RAYNE: “So there’s Anthony and Kasey so far, who were so set on destroying each other for this opportunity, that they ended their qualifier in a no contest. What that tells me is that when they are together, they will break the rules even to get their wants and needs. Which is expected of someone like the Enforcer Anthony Cross, but that wasn’t what I was thinking Kasey Kash would be like. No matter, because I can break down who they are as individual players, since this is every athlete for themselves.
Anthony, you’re a brute. You take what you want by force, and you desolate everything and everyone who stands in your way of success. I’m not a pushover though, Anthony. I don’t quit when things get hard, I plant my feet, and I prepare for what's to come. I think you’ll find that changing to handle. I hope you know, I respect your abilities in the ring, but your in ring abilities is where the respect stops. You do what you want, when you want, and I’ll be damned if I let a bully take me out. Not after how many I’ve overcome.
Kasey, you’re a wildcard, but that’s always the more challenging of opponents. I don’t know if you’ll bait with a pawn first, or if you’ll charge headfirst like an over-glorified contender just hoping to do a daring act. I think you’ll find that daring acts don't always get what you want. And the simple fact is, I’m playing smart for the win, not daring and courageous to possibly take everyone out.”
Addison stares at the board once more, smirking as she contemplates where to move. After some thought, she places the knight onto E5 and chuckles lightly, showing her teeth.
ADDISON RAYNE: “Sometimes, just playing the daring move is the smart move though. So get ready, because I’m bringing a storm when I come through.”
Addison sits at the chessboard as the camera fades going back to the ring.
Match 02: Ashlynn Cassidy V. Kamila Rose (MAYHEM CHAMBER Qualifier)
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The Following contest is scheduled for one fall! And the winner will qualify for the MAYHEM Chamber match for the Zion Championship!
Introducing first, hailing from Buffalo, New York… The Cub… Kamila! Rose!
And introducing the second competitor.. Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… The Killer Counter Queen… ASHLYNN! CASSIDY!
TOMMY GREEN: Both of these opponents truly have something to prove! Ashlynn coming off of her start up loss, to Jensen Kidd.
WINTER MAE: “And kamila, still yet to make her Mayhem debut! I bet this match really tears the roof off of this place!”
The bell rings, and the two competitors are off, each bouncing from their respective corners. Kamila, the first to land a true strike, kicks Ashlynn in the ribs, causing her to buckle over. As Ashlynn buckles over, Kamila pulls her into a German Suplex! Ashlynn immediately pops up though charging back in for more, but as Kamila goes for another kick to the ribs, Ashlynn tosses her leg to the side and connects an Old School Standard DDT! Kamila tries to hurry and scramble to her feet, but Ashlynn quickly wraps her up into a leverage pin attempt!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
Kick Out by Rose! As she rolls up to her feet she quickly hits a hurricanrana! Ashlynn is down onto the mat, but manages to get back up to her feet with relative ease. As she stands fully up though, Kamila pulls her up into powerbomb position! She’s going for the Turnbuckle Powerbomb, and she hits it! Ashlynn has her back arched as far as humanly possible as she lays on the mat. Kamila goes for a pinfall attempt!
ONE!
Kick Out by Cassidy! As she reaches for the ropes, Kamila begins to set her up to end the match, readying herself for the Rose Driver. As Ashlynn finally gets to her feet, Kamila goes for the Rose Diver! She lifts her into the air, but no! Ashlynn breaks from the trademark move! Ashlynn hits a knife edge chop to Kamila! As Rose stumbles back into the turnbuckle, Ashlynn takes this opportunity and connects a Dropkick! Kamila falls to the mat, but this time Ashlynn doesn’t go for the pin!
As Ashlynn stalks her opponent, she prepares for something sinister. Not even hiding her intention, she begins fueling herself and the crowd up. As she turns back to face her opponent, Kamila hits the Black Rose! Kamila has Ashlynn down, but instead of pinning her she’s decided she’ll toy back with her. As she begins mocking fans and even Ashlynn herself, she wastes several moments on this, which is enough for Ashlynn to get up to her feet.
Ashlynn, still feeling the effects of the Black Rose, charges at Kamila and connects a twisting neckbreaker! Kamila and Ashlynn are both down as the referee begins counting. After the referee’s count reaches five, Ashlynn finally struggles to make her way to her feet. As she does so, she bears witness to Kamila struggling to stand on her two feet, using the ropes to help up each step. Ashlynn, seeing an opportunity, charges at Kamila and connects a knee strike to her back! Kamila teeters between falling back or forward, but Ashlynn assists her back with another leverage pinfall attempt!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner as a result of pinfall… ASHLYNN! CASSIDY!
As Ashlynn drops to her knees, cheering and screaming, Kamila comes from behind and connects another Black Rose to her! Ashlynn is out in the ring as Kamila waves her hands for her Hive to come pick apart Ashlynn. As the other members charge at the ramp, suddenly “Mayhem” by Halestorm plays as Addison Rayne, Devi Morgan, and Jensen Kidd all charge out and stop the Hive dead in their tracks. Kamila, left alone, turns to see Ashlynn trying to get up to her feet once again, as she flees from the ring, her Hive follows into the crowd. Leaving the outnumbered fight. As the camera pans, the “Enforcer” Anthony Cross is sitting in a chair in a dimly lit room.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:One doesn’t leave a legacy behind when that person dies but also when they decide to step away from their career and decide to officially hang it up. As my career winds downI think about all that I have done and what remains that I want to do.
B roll shows Eddie Williams winning the YouTube title in a triple threat match that Anthony previously held.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:Losing the YouTube championship was a blessing and a curse. Obviously nobody likes losing a championship but I can check being the inaugural YouTube champion off the list. A blessing because now I can focus solely on becoming the Zion Wrestling Champion.
B roll is shown of Anthony and Kasey Kash fighting to a double countout on last week’s Mayhem.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:In a rare moment of honesty I can say that both Kasey and I backed into this Championship Shuffle match. But that old sports saying goes, “anything can happen when you get into the playoffs. Just get into the playoffs.” So now that I am in this match to decide this Championship Shuffle match which means anything can happen. But as much as I am letting all of you think that the endless possibilities in this match will happen but I know the truth. I will walk out as champion.
B roll is shown Anthony holding the YouTube title belt in his hands after winning the ladder match several weeks ago.
“Enforcer” Anthony Cross:As much as we like to think that the world is our oyster, it really, truly is for the ones that truly put into the work, have an aptitude to win, and can handle the pressures of being a champion. Not only a champion but representing Zion Wrestling. Which is why I will be sitting atop the Mayhem mountain and reign supreme as champion.
Screen fades to black.
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As we return from our advertisement break, we are left in the arena, where the next match is ready to start!
TOMMY GREEN: “Well it surely has been an impactful night tonight. We have what is sure to be at least in my opinion, the match of the night coming up. As the Freakshow makes their debut on Mayhem, taking on Regulators Inc! This is sure to be one hell of a match!”
WINTER MAE: “You can say that again, Tommy! I’m surprised that the Freakshow haven’t already made their presence known! With such creepy looking appearances, especially.. I feel like they legally should have to!”
TOMMY GREEN: “W-Wait.. Are you afraid of clowns too?”
Match 03: The Freakshow V. Regulators Incorporated
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is a tag team bout! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 304 pounds! Jane Adler, and Sadie Cassidy…. Regulator’s Incorporated!
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 309 pounds! Giggles and Wizzo the Clowns… The Freakshow!”
With the ring of the bell starting the match, Wizzo and Jane are the first to start off. The two wrangle up one another to start, trying to manipulate the pacing of the match, but neither are really able to gain full control. After a rollup attempt from Wizzo that is quickly broken, Jane Adler hits a running big boot to Wizzo’s ribs! Wizzo drops down to one knee for a moment, but quickly stands to his feet and hits a rather awkward looking superkick! Jane drops to the mat as Wizzo goes for a quick cover!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
As Jane breaks the pinfall attempt, she crawls to her corner and tags in her tag partner Sadie Cassidy! As Sadie enters into the ring she quickly cuts Wizzo off from his tag team partner, connecting back suplex on the lengthy clown. Sadie, now with her team in control, pulls Wizzo to their corner and begins the duo's assault on the clown. Sadie and Jane begin tagging one another in and out of the match, getting shots in on Wizzo each. The two continue their assault until suddenly Giggles runs from behind, connecting a clothesline to Sadie and Jane both! As Sadie drops to the mat, Jane to the floor, Giggles pulls Wizzo back to their corner and tags himself in!
As Giggles tags himself in, he rolls out of the ring, chasing after Jane who seems to be terrified of the strange looking clown. As Giggles turns the corner on her though, he’s hit by a Jumping Superkick! Giggles is down, Jane tosses him back into the ring, but by now Wizzo is up hoping for a tag! As Wizzo reaches out for his tag partner, Giggles’ back is stomped on by Sadie! Giggles is down and hurt! Jane slides into the ring, and the two hit their trademark finishing move, the Red Dead Revolver! Sadie goes for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here are your winners… Regulators Incorporated!”
As Wizzo comes to aid Giggles back up, Jane and Sadie both raise their arms victoriously. As the crowd cheers and chants, we are met by Sara Cross backstage.
SARA CROSS: “Things tonight seem to be going better, but I’m still a person of excitement. I wanted to bring something different to the table, and with that I wanted to bring opportunities to the table for people. So with tonight being the night we figure out who our fourth entrant, and fifth entrants for the MAYHEM Chamber are. I thought it would be a good time to bring up good news. Next week, on Mayhem, there will be a match to determine the sixth and final opponent for the MAYHEM Chamber.
And I know, we’ve already given so many, so who of all people will be given this opportunity? Next week, it’ll be Casey Holliday!”
CASEY! CASEY! CASEY!
SARA CROSS: “Taking Keira Hubbard!”
SHE’S THE CURE! SHE’S THE CURE!
SARA CROSS: “And Madison Wright!”
BOO!
SARA CROSS: “And to make this match even greater, which I know, there’s not much that can, but they will fight it out in a steel cage match to main event! Let’s see who can earn the last spot in the MAYHEM Chamber!”
Sara smiles as we return back to the ring.
Match 04: The Wiz V. Hayumi Yamamoto (MAYHEM Chamber Qualifier)
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winner will qualify for the MAYHEM Chamber for the Zion Championship!
Introducing first, weighing in at 144 pounds! A member of the Satsujin Triad… HAYUMI! YAMAMOTO!
And introducing her opponent, from San Francisco, California… Weighing in at 250 pounds… The Wiz!”
The Wiz quickly starts the match off with an attempt of a Big Boot, but Hayumi dodges it and begins going to quick work over him with a variety of strikes using every limb of her body. This begins to wear the Wiz down, but he grabs Hayumi by the throat and chokeslams her. As he tries to recompose himself the Wiz pulls Hayumi to her feet. The podcast host tries to connect a clothesline onto her, but his arm moves too slow, which allows Hayumi to duck underneath it and connects a High Kick to his ribcage. As the Wiz yelps in pain, Hayumi connects a step-up enziguri! The Wiz stumbles as Hayumi goes and connects a hurricanrana to bring the Wiz to the ground!
As The Wiz drops to the mat, Hayumi quickly rolls from the ring and goes to grab a weapon of some kind, but Mike Zamboni charges her to stop it, which causes Hayumi to strike him. As Hayumi looks on in disgust, she turns to see the Wiz rolling out after her in rage! The Wiz quickly kicks her into the groin, and hits her with the Fuck Outta Here!
The Wiz pulls Hayumi into the ring, following her afterwards and trying to pin Hayumi!
On- NO!
As Hayumi breaks from the pin attempt, Hayumi rolls up to her feet and turns, hitting the Wiz with the Seppuku! As The Wiz drops to the mat, Hayumi pins him quickly!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JAMES BUCHANAN: “Here is your winner… HAYUMI! YAMAMOTO!”
As Hayumi raises her own arm victoriously, she quickly begins stomping down on the Wiz’s arm, which causes medics to come out and check him for injuries. The scene cuts in on Casey Holliday shortly after the big reveal that involved her came out and without question, she is in a bit of shock. However, she’s also got that same familiar fire and determination flowing through her. While she has the time, she begins to express her thoughts about the sudden announcement.
Casey Holliday: I’ve got to be honest here. I came into this event honestly pissed off that I wasn’t even booked for tonight. I wanted to come in here tonight and show ZION wrestling exactly what I am capable of and when that wasn’t going to happen, I do admit that I was rather upset by that. However, that announcement that I just heard is going to make things a whole lot better. My debut is finally going to happen and it is going to be in the main event? For a spot in the MAYHEM Chamber to crown the first world champion of this brand? Alright! I am definitely down with that. It’s definitely nice to see that they see some value in me and that’s a great feeling for a change. BUT, I am not someone that came here for moral victories, to settle for moral victories or to just be happy whenever these opportunities come about. No, I have always been the type of wrestler that has stepped up and took advantage of them and next week, that is precisely what I am going to do. I am a natural main eventer and that’s just part of the reason why I am definitely confident that I am going to take this.
I didn’t come to ZION Wrestling to be forgotten about. I didn't come here to be told that I wasn’t good enough. I didn’t come here to be an afterthought and to be dismissed as a joke.
I came here to show that I AM among the best and that I am not going to settle for less than what I know I am worth. Some people may find that to be stubborn when it comes from me, but I wasn’t trained to be mediocre and I damn sure wasn’t trained to be second fiddle to someone else. There are going to be people out there, possibly even Madison and Keira themselves, that may not like that I am getting this opportunity walking right in the door but believe me, I AM one of the rare breed of wrestlers that clearly deserves that. If you’re not in this business to shoot straight for the top then why are you even involved in this business at all? You think throwing this inside of a steel cage is going to scare me? I promise you that it won’t because I have always been the type of wrestler that has been able to step up in many big match situations. So, Madison? Keira? I only got one warning and one thing to say to you both for right now.
You’re both going to want to avoid making the mistake of overlooking me just because I am new around these parts. If you want to brush me off and think that I’m not going to be an important factor then you have a SERIOUS reality check that is about to rise up and smack you right in the face.
I’m not coming in here to be a dark horse contender and I am not coming in here to be some wild card that people are going to sleep on. No, I am a part of this brand to show the world that no matter how hard you try to put me down and no matter how hard you try to throw any kind of bullshit obstacle in the way, that I am going to overcome it and yes, I know what I am saying right now is going to get back to everyone and some people are going to take exception to how I am carrying myself, but I could care less. I am who I am. I don’t sugar coat a damn thing. I live in reality! I don’t live in the fantasy that many in this business do. Next week? You’re all going to find out that I am just as blunt in the ring as I am with the words that I say. Next week?
I start aiming right for the top!
Casey leaves the scene, clearly showing her confidence and lack of fear as said scene fades.
MAIN EVENT: Devi Morgan v. Angel Kash
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The Following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first… She hails from the Hamptons. Weighing in at 128 pounds! Angel! Kash!
And her opponent.. Hailing from the Motor City of Detroit, Michigan… Devi! Morgan!
As the bell rings, echoing loudly for the impromptu main event of the evening, Devi Morgan quickly launches herself from her corner of the ring, connecting a cornered back elbow shot onto Angel! As Angel tries to react to this, stunned by the impact of Devi, she is quickly met by an Enziguiri, but no! Angel stops her dead in her tracks with an eye rake! Devi stumbles back, trying to regain her sight, as Angel Kash charges her opponent connecting a running bulldog! Devi Morgan tries to roll out of the ring, but Angel quickly hooks her leg, trying to get a quick fall on her!
ONE!
TWO!
TH- NO!
Devi reaches her arms high into the air as she breaks the pinfall attempt! The crowd goes wild as a frustrated Angel pulls Devi up partially, just to try and stomp her head back down to the mat, but Devi moves out of harm’s way just in time! As Devi gets back up to her feet, she connects a slingblade onto Angel! Angel drops to the mat, but Devi quickly moves back up to her feet, and hits a standing moonsault, wait no! Angel got her knees up! Devi is hurt as Angel chuckles, raing her back just shortly after the impact.
The two continue going back and forth, not allowing for either one to truly gain the upperhand over the other. As Devi and Angel both make their way to their feet, they notice very quickly that the other is up and charging at one another and manage to connect a clothesline on one another. As both competitors drop to the mat, they are met by the booming cheers and chants of the Mayhem crowd.
As the two make their way to their feet, Devi quickly strikes Angel with a bone chilling superkick! Angel drops down to the mat, as Devi goes out of the ring, preparing for the Instant Gratification! As she gives herself a moment to recuperate from everything, she turns and leaps up, but Angel jumps to her feet and kicks the top rope! Devi is down on the mat as Angel rolls her up for another pin attempt!
ONE!
Tw- NO!
Devi breaks from the pin attempt and hops to her feet, ready to attack the eager Angel Kash. As she turns, Angel rakes her in the eyes, causing Devi to drop to her knees! Angel quickly goes to pull Devi into the Liquidation but she can’t latch it! As she continues to struggle the submission onto Devi, she is lifted high into the air and slammed down onto the mat!
Angel releases her grip onto Devi as the crowd erupts! Devi climbs out of the ring one more time, this time she leaps and hits the Instant Gratification! WAIT! NO! Angel has her knee up! Devi is dropped onto the mat as Angel quickly covers her, planting her arm on her neck as she does so!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
As Angel Kash raises her arm high into the air, her celebration is quickly interrupted when the Suddenly the entire show turns to static before the scene turns to the inside of what appears to be a girl’s bedroom. The walls are all brightly colored with glitter and rainbows and the bed even has many cute stuffed animals on it. Painted across the wall above the bed are the words “Tessa’s Playhouse”.
Tessa Whitmoyer: YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
Suddenly Tessa flies into the picture like she was shot out of a cannon landing on the bed sending the plushies flying everywhere. She laughed like a little kid posing on the bed.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh em gee!!!! Hi Zion!!!! It is soooo awesome to be here! Oh I am so excited to be part of the show! Seeing as how a certain tag partner of mine has turned out to be a load of dead weight and GOT ME FIRED in the last company!
The screen turns to a picture of Katie Powell hanging on the door with several darts and a hatchet stuck in it before turning back to Tessa.
Tessa Whitmoyer: But this time! Things are different! Ohhhh yesssss difffffeeeerrrreent! Oh this time I’m not going to be held down by an emotional basket case like Katie Powell! Oh no!!!!!
Tessa laughs, grabbing a butterfly knife and hucking it at the door cackling like a lunatic.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh don’t worry about me Zion… I have my fwiends! After all I got Batty The Bat! Say hi Batty!
Tessa suddenly pulls out her baseball bat pointing it at the camera.
Tessa Whitmoyer: What’s that Batty? Oh you’re excited to be part of Zion too?! Oh em gee I know! It’s goin to be fuuuuuuuuuuuun! Oh but don’t worry Batty isn’t the only friend I have! Oh no!!! We can’t forget about Mr. Buzz Buzz! Come here you no need to be shy now!
Tessa said before she pulled out a weed wacker laughing kissing the bladed spool almost like it’s her pet.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Awwwww isn’t he just so cute?! Who’s a good boy!? You are! You are Mr. Buzz Buzz!
Tessa laughed before turning to the camera.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Oh I can’t wait to play with all my new fwiends at Zion! Don’t worry…. I won’t hurt you! I just want to play a lil game!!!! Hee hee hee… What’s that Mr. Buzz Buzz?
Tessa leans in listening to her weed wacker.
Tessa Whitmoyer: Ohhhh Mr. Buzz Buzz is really excited! He can’t wait to get to know all of you too!
Tessa laughed, firing up the weed wacker with a look of pure bliss on her face, the scene turning to static. The words appearing on screen in colorful letters…..
THE RING JESTER TESSA WHITMOYER! COMING SOON TO ZION!
