Post by Kai Morgan on Aug 24, 2021 3:48:36 GMT
A mirage of colored pyro let off as “Mayhem” by Halestorm plays throughout the PA System. As the crowd cheers and chants, we open live from Chicago, Illinois within the United Center!
As “Mayhem” stops playing, suddenly “Hitohira No Hanabira” by Stereopony plays as the crowd erupts in cheers for Sara Cross! Sara, in a red dress suit, steps onto the main stage with the General Manager of Fusion, Kai Morgan!
SARA: Hi! OH and welcome to Mayhem! I’m Sara, and I’ll be your GM! That means General Manager, not Game Master! Anyways, as tonight will be one filled with excitement and joy! We’re here to announce the first round picks for Mayhem and Fusion![/color]
KAI: “With the first pick, Fusion has selected.. GRETA NYX!”
SARA: “Okay! Well, I hope Mayhem is ready for KASEY KASH!
KAI: “Okay, okay.. Let’s get on with this, I got a plane to catch, Sara. And we still have two more picks for me!”
SARA: “Okay, Okay! Your pick next! Come on now, really get the Fusion spirit with this one Kai!”
KAI: “With the second pick in the first round, Fusion has selected LEGION AND MISTER J!
SARA: “Well GAH! Of course you’d select the Zion World Heavyweight Champion! I got my next pick in mind then. The second and final pick for the first round will be HAYUMI YAMAMOTO!
Jensen Kidd. A name that was associated with nerdiness and gaming but it wasn’t anything that she was upset about as it was who she had been since she was thirteen. Whether she had braces or not like she did now or thick glasses like she did now, was not relevant to the situation. As she stood in her locker room, with Sara in the background, someone that she had become fast friends with here in the company, she would speak up.
“So this will be my first shot at a title. The National title battle royal on Mayhem. But here’s the thing. Whether it’s playing video games or wrestling, I don’t go down easily. You may look at me and think I can’t fight but that’s the dumbest thing to think as I am more skilled than just about anyone in this match. Cocky? Maybe. But I look to prove its truth later on in that battle royal.”
She was dressed like her usual adorable nerd self, with a gaming shirt, suspenders, converses and her usual thick glasses and braces. As she smiles, she slips her glasses up and speaks up.
“You know, the Mario game loves to say “Sorry but our princess is in another castle.” Well soon, I’ll be changing that to “The National title is in another castle. And this time, its not going to be rescued. Once I win it, it’s not leaving my sight. I will make sure I keep it once I win it.”
She predicted. She was very confident in her words and that was something Sara liked in her friend and tag partner. They had made great friends from both being geeks even if different types of geek. Sara being an anime geek, with Jensen being a gamer. But that didn’t stop them from being seen together alot. They did alot of stuff together outside the ring.
“But the thing is, how many of these goombas will I have to stomp to get to the prize? Bowser only knows. But I’m willing to do it. But the fact is, all of these goombas in that ring, stand no chance against me. Simply because I am going to do whatever I want to win. I don’t care if its against the rules or not. I’m walking out champion by hook or crook and that’s that. For the rest of you, the last two words you’ll hear are “Game Over.”
She stated as she walked over to Sara, ending the scene. The two loved hanging out with each other and had become good friends and they were trying to get each other into their interests, Jensen having more success getting Sara into gaming than Sara getting her into anime.
Tommy Green: Tommy Green here, with of course none other than YouTube star himself this week, PewDiePie! So PDP, who do you think has the edge in this match?
PewDiePie: yeah, don’t.. don’t call me that.
Tommy Green: Well anyways, it looks like we’re ready for this match to begin!
As The Lights Go Out In The Arena, The Vocals Of The First Little Bit Of The Song Begin To Play. In That Moment Several White Lights Go On The Stage. A Woman Is Being Raised From A Platform Below It. She Doesn’t Turn Around As The Song Continues To Go For A Moment, And Her Name Appears On The Screen Above Her.
If All Of The Kings Had Their Queens On The Throne
We Would Pop Champagne And Raise A Toast
To All Of The Queens Who Are Fighting Alone
Baby, You're Not Dancin' On Your Own
The Woman Turns Around, Holding Up A Mirror Looking At Herself Giving Herself A Kiss, Before She Placed The Mirror On The Ground, Then Stood At The Top Of The Ramp. She Lifted Her Right Hand, Letting The White Lights Die, As The Lights On The Arena Go Off. She Begins Slowly Sauntering Down The Ramp, As She Waves Off The Fans. They Begin To Boo Her, As She Ruffled Her Hair Slightly. She Stopped At The Bottom Of The Ramp Then Looked Into The Ring Smirking, As She Waved Off Another Fan, As She Moved To The Bottom Step Climbing Up It, As The Second Verse Begins.
Can't Live Without Me, You Wanna, But You Can't, No, No, No
Think It's Funny, But Honey, Can't Run This Show On Your Own
I Can Feel My Body Shake, There's Only So Much I Can Take
I'll Show You How A Real Queen Behaves, Oh
She Then Slides Underneath The Bottom Rope, As She Looked Over At The Ring Announcer Pointing At Them.
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is Battle Royal and it is for the Zion National Championship! Introducing first, from the City of Angels by way of Phoenix, Arizona.. PANDORA! NAVARRO!!
Pandora Then Does The Splits Right In The Middle Of The Ring, As She Raised Her Free Hand Above Her Head, And A Giant Portrait Of Her Falls Behind Her, As The Fans Continue To Boo. She Then Stands Up Motioning As The Picture Retracts, Then She Looks Up The Ramp To Await Her Opponents.
JAIME SABEL: “Pandora looks determined to win this National Championship, and with the benefit of nearly everyone being a surprise entrant, not many were even expecting her to be here today!”
PEWDIEPIE: “I for one, was completely expecting that.. Totally wasn’t thrown for a surprise!”
Sing It Out Loud Till Your Lungs Give Out, Yeah
Scream It Out Loud Till The Wolves Come Out
The Fans Get On Their Feet For Carson Cain. Cain Steps Out Onto The Stage With An Excited Stride. He Smiles As He Stares Out Into The Crowd, Who Are Roaring For Him. Or For Him To Get Beaten. Either Way, He Doesn't Care. He Throws His Arms Up To Hype The Crowd Before Beginning His Walk To The Ring.
Through The Rivals, The Voice In My Head
Tell Me "Back Up", And Leave It For Dead
As Cain Walks To The Ring, He Reaches Out To Slap Hands With Some Of The Fans Reaching Out To Him. He Climbs Onto The Apron And Scales The Ropes To The Second Turnbuckle. He Uses His Hand To Shield His Eyes From The Lights As He Gazes Out Into The Crowd Before Jumping Down Into The Ring.
JAMES BUCHANAN: “And introducing second, from Los Angeles, California… The Catastrophist.. CARSON!! CAIN!!”
Carson Walks Around The Ring In Circles For A Few Moments To Psych Himself Up. He Sheds His Vest And Tosses It Down To Ringside Before Crouching Down In His Corner, Awaiting The Beginning Of The Match.
JAIME SABEL: “Wow! I’ll say what an entrance, and this is just getting more exciting! Now obviously, this means that Amelia Hearts is entering as well right?”
PEWDIEPIE: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a nail on the head wouldn’t it?”
JAIME SABEL: “Either way, we’ll see soon as the other four competitors are yet to enter!”
Suddenly "Opposing Bloodlines" By Konami begins to play as Jensen Kidd steps out to the ring, her eyes focused on the ring and her opponents. As she makes her way down the ramp, before she can be announced in the match, she’s hit from behind! Who just attacked Jensen?!
OMG it’s Angel Kash, Angel starts to beat down on Jensen, but is quickly stopped by security officials.
SARA CROSS: “Angel, you want to beat down on the roster during my show?! Fine.. You wanted my attention, you’ve got it! Both of you are in the match, and when we come back from commercial break you’ll show me if you can really hang with the best of Zion!”
The crowd cheers as we head to commercial break.
Commercial Break
As we return from commercial break, Jensen and Angel Kash both stand in the center of the ring with Pandora Navarro, Carson Cain, The Wiz, and Madison Wright. As they all prepare for the match ahead, the bell is loudly rung for the match to get underway!
Six competitors, all stand in the ring, ready to go through hell. Angel Kash in a New York Minute, bribes Pandora Navarro, which successfully works. Pandora, now influenced by Angel Kash, charges at Jensen Kidd and attempts to connect a strike to her leg, but Pandora is quickly taken down by the Wiz, who tackles her to the mat, saving the day. As Angel tries to creep her way into the corner, letting her meddling do the work for her, she’s quickly snatched up by Jensen who strikes her with a crushing elbow. Angel, now backed into a corner, is left for Jensen to do her work on. The two start throwing chops back and forth, almost like this was a Tennis match. As the crowd loudly cheers for the loud chops, suddenly Jensen is lifted by Pandora Navarro and is hit with a devastating knee strike to the head! While Jensen is down, on the opposite side of the ring, Cason Cain and Madison Wright are seen with the Wiz trading blows with one another. All three, oblivious to the obvious, are hit by Pandora Navarro with a bicycle kick! Pandora and Angel, now in control of the match, begin picking at the pieces of the battle royal competitors. Pandora, in control, pulls Jensen up from her feet and with Angel’s help, shove Jensen Kidd out from the match!
JENSEN KIDD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Pandora, now with the object that Angel wanted gone out of the way, kicks Angel Kash with a strike to her thigh. Angel Kash stumbles back, trying to grip the ropes to keep herself upright. Pandora, still in control, goes to connect another kick, but Angel dodges it and rakes Pandora’s eyes to try and get some distance between them. Carson, now up from his feet, charges at Pandora and connects a slingblade to Pandora, taking her off of her feet! Carson, trying to rally behind the crowd, makes his way to his feet, and with the Wiz tries to corner Angel Kash, but the gal from the Hamptons is able to wiggle her way out of harm’s way and connects Carson with a spinning heel kick as he turns to face her. Now focused solely on the Wiz, Angel charges and goes to connect a running bulldog, but Madison Wright interrupts her with a dropkick to her knees! Angel is down once again, as Carson and the Wiz begin trading blows. The two continue to do so until WAIT A MINUTE! That’s Amelia Hearts! Amelia runs and pulls Carson from behind eliminating him for the Wiz!
CARSON CAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
As the Wiz gets ready for any and all opponents, Carson and Amelia begin trading blows outside of the ring until security comes and pulls them both from one another. As this happens, the Wiz drags Pandora Navarro to her feet. As Pandora tries to adjust herself, the Wiz quickly lands a Big Boot to her! Pandora is down! The Wiz, now seeing his chance, forces Pandora back up to her feet and attempts to hit the “FUCK OUTTA HERE”! The Wiz has Pandora in the air set up for it but here comes Madison Wright with a dropkick! The Wiz drops down to the mat along with Pandora! Madison Wright, now standing tall above the two, but doesn’t see Angel Kash behind her! Angel turns Madison around and connects the KASH FLOW! Madison is out as Angel tosses her from the ring eliminating her!
MADISON WRIGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Angel Kash loudly shouts as the crowd loudly boos. The Wiz, the first to attempt to get to his feet, is met by a back rake that causes his very spine to twist and turn in agony as he slides his way to the ropes.As he pulls himself up, the Wiz waits for Angel to strike him, but rather than do that, she turns her attention to the rising Pandora. Angel, in an attempt to stop Pandora from standing on her own two feet, tries to stomp onto her back but is stopped by the Wiz who hits her from behind! Angel is down as the Wiz pulls Pandora to her feet to once again try to hit the “FUCK OUTTA HERE”, but Pandora reverses it and chops him in the chest.
As the Wiz stumbles back, he is left in shock when Pandora connects a Rope Aided Calf Kick to his neck! The Wiz drops down to his knees as now Pandora can officially go to work as the offensive in this match. As Pandora goes for a knee strike to the Wiz, Angel Kash hits a dropkick! Pandora is down, and Angel elbows the Wiz in the chin! As she slows her tempo down, making the Wiz feel every strike, and rake. She pulls him to his feet and knees him in the chest, knocking him out of the ring!
THE WIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
As Angel begins to celebrate, Devi Morgan and Jensen jump onto the ropes and begin taunting Angel. As Angel tries to chase them down, the two drop from the ropes. Angel, refocusing on the match, turns straight into a flying knee from Pandora! Pandora grabs Angel by the neck and tosses her from the ring! Pandora is the champion!
OMG! Pandora Navarro stands in the center of the ring holding the National Championship high as Angel Kash lies on the outer mat. Devi Morgan, happy with her decisions as her and Jensen back away from the battlefield as the camera fades to our first segment.
SARA CROSS: “It’s time for our last few picks of the night! Now with me, of course is Kai Morgan for the second round via zoom due to him having to leave for Fusion! Now it’s my turn for more picks than you Kai! Are you ready for this round? Things are going to get crazy!”
KAI MORGAN: “Of course, now let’s get this underway you showboat!”
The two exchange laughs while Sara opens her Mayhem binder.
SARA CROSS: “With the first pick in the second round, Mayhem selects KEIRA HUBBARD!
KEIRA! KEIRA!
KAI MORGAN: “With that, I wanted a real powerhouse pick for this second round! So with that being said, with the second pick, Fusion selects MINKA CARTER!
MAIN EVENT CARTER!
MAIN EVENT CARTER!
SARA CROSS: “Ok! Time for my next pick! With my second pick in the second round, Mayhem selects The Wiz!
KAI MORGAN: “Not even going to sugarcoat it, Zachery Porter is Fusion Bound.
SARA CROSS: “Oh that’s how we’re doing it Kai? Fine! I select Pandora Navarro!
We open in a studio, of sorts, with a man sporting orange-ish brown hair. He wears a white short sleeved t-shirt, a pair of jeans and white hockey tape around his wrists. He also has a microphone in his hand and a chair to sit in as he proceeds to speak. He has a shiteating grin on his face.
“SURPRISE BITCHES!!!”
He stops… before continuing on.
“I bet I was the last person you expected to see here, eh? The one and only Franchise of Professional Wrestling. The Mayor of #DickKickCity and the Founder, Chairman and CEO of #LowBlowLaboratories. One half of “The Ballbusters”, The Motherfuckin’, Uncle Cuckin’, Non-Cock-Suckin’, Runnin’ Amuck In, Tirelessly Pluckin’, Chickens run Cluckin’, When these punches I’m chuckin’, you better be duckin’. “Best young lad that was ever buckin’, screw with me and I’ll kick your Schmuck in” Ian Dempsey!!!!
Now, right off the bat… No. I am NOT signed to Kai Morgan’s brand. Nah, Fusion’s a sinking ship. There’s nothing I can do to save it. Whether it’s the Legendary Ozo Bay and his “Fatsotopian” YouTube champion Dickless the Clown and their Fatsotopian Bodyguard, The Walrus, or it’s my Brother-In-Law, Solomon Graham, getting his ass kicked by Minka Carter. I honestly wish she would just end his career already. We’ve all seen more than enough of him at this point, he needs to go away.
No, that ain’t what I’m here for. Instead, I’m headed to Mayhem baby! That, at the very least, still has a chance. And what with someone like me on the roster, we could have some fuckin’ FUN around here! I’m definitely lookin’ forward to this. So many dicks to kick and cunts to punt, so little time to do it… but I can always make time for it.
So, yeah… Mayhem, look forward to having a certified mayor on your roster… and whoever has the misfortune of facing me… sorry ‘bout your luck, chucklefuck. Hehehehe...”
He then laughs himself into a stupor as the show comes to an end.
As “Mayhem” stops playing, suddenly “Hitohira No Hanabira” by Stereopony plays as the crowd erupts in cheers for Sara Cross! Sara, in a red dress suit, steps onto the main stage with the General Manager of Fusion, Kai Morgan!
SARA: Hi! OH and welcome to Mayhem! I’m Sara, and I’ll be your GM! That means General Manager, not Game Master! Anyways, as tonight will be one filled with excitement and joy! We’re here to announce the first round picks for Mayhem and Fusion![/color]
KAI: “With the first pick, Fusion has selected.. GRETA NYX!”
SARA: “Okay! Well, I hope Mayhem is ready for KASEY KASH!
KAI: “Okay, okay.. Let’s get on with this, I got a plane to catch, Sara. And we still have two more picks for me!”
SARA: “Okay, Okay! Your pick next! Come on now, really get the Fusion spirit with this one Kai!”
KAI: “With the second pick in the first round, Fusion has selected LEGION AND MISTER J!
SARA: “Well GAH! Of course you’d select the Zion World Heavyweight Champion! I got my next pick in mind then. The second and final pick for the first round will be HAYUMI YAMAMOTO!
Jensen Kidd. A name that was associated with nerdiness and gaming but it wasn’t anything that she was upset about as it was who she had been since she was thirteen. Whether she had braces or not like she did now or thick glasses like she did now, was not relevant to the situation. As she stood in her locker room, with Sara in the background, someone that she had become fast friends with here in the company, she would speak up.
“So this will be my first shot at a title. The National title battle royal on Mayhem. But here’s the thing. Whether it’s playing video games or wrestling, I don’t go down easily. You may look at me and think I can’t fight but that’s the dumbest thing to think as I am more skilled than just about anyone in this match. Cocky? Maybe. But I look to prove its truth later on in that battle royal.”
She was dressed like her usual adorable nerd self, with a gaming shirt, suspenders, converses and her usual thick glasses and braces. As she smiles, she slips her glasses up and speaks up.
“You know, the Mario game loves to say “Sorry but our princess is in another castle.” Well soon, I’ll be changing that to “The National title is in another castle. And this time, its not going to be rescued. Once I win it, it’s not leaving my sight. I will make sure I keep it once I win it.”
She predicted. She was very confident in her words and that was something Sara liked in her friend and tag partner. They had made great friends from both being geeks even if different types of geek. Sara being an anime geek, with Jensen being a gamer. But that didn’t stop them from being seen together alot. They did alot of stuff together outside the ring.
“But the thing is, how many of these goombas will I have to stomp to get to the prize? Bowser only knows. But I’m willing to do it. But the fact is, all of these goombas in that ring, stand no chance against me. Simply because I am going to do whatever I want to win. I don’t care if its against the rules or not. I’m walking out champion by hook or crook and that’s that. For the rest of you, the last two words you’ll hear are “Game Over.”
She stated as she walked over to Sara, ending the scene. The two loved hanging out with each other and had become good friends and they were trying to get each other into their interests, Jensen having more success getting Sara into gaming than Sara getting her into anime.
Tommy Green: Tommy Green here, with of course none other than YouTube star himself this week, PewDiePie! So PDP, who do you think has the edge in this match?
PewDiePie: yeah, don’t.. don’t call me that.
Tommy Green: Well anyways, it looks like we’re ready for this match to begin!
As The Lights Go Out In The Arena, The Vocals Of The First Little Bit Of The Song Begin To Play. In That Moment Several White Lights Go On The Stage. A Woman Is Being Raised From A Platform Below It. She Doesn’t Turn Around As The Song Continues To Go For A Moment, And Her Name Appears On The Screen Above Her.
If All Of The Kings Had Their Queens On The Throne
We Would Pop Champagne And Raise A Toast
To All Of The Queens Who Are Fighting Alone
Baby, You're Not Dancin' On Your Own
The Woman Turns Around, Holding Up A Mirror Looking At Herself Giving Herself A Kiss, Before She Placed The Mirror On The Ground, Then Stood At The Top Of The Ramp. She Lifted Her Right Hand, Letting The White Lights Die, As The Lights On The Arena Go Off. She Begins Slowly Sauntering Down The Ramp, As She Waves Off The Fans. They Begin To Boo Her, As She Ruffled Her Hair Slightly. She Stopped At The Bottom Of The Ramp Then Looked Into The Ring Smirking, As She Waved Off Another Fan, As She Moved To The Bottom Step Climbing Up It, As The Second Verse Begins.
Can't Live Without Me, You Wanna, But You Can't, No, No, No
Think It's Funny, But Honey, Can't Run This Show On Your Own
I Can Feel My Body Shake, There's Only So Much I Can Take
I'll Show You How A Real Queen Behaves, Oh
She Then Slides Underneath The Bottom Rope, As She Looked Over At The Ring Announcer Pointing At Them.
JAMES BUCHANAN: “The following contest is Battle Royal and it is for the Zion National Championship! Introducing first, from the City of Angels by way of Phoenix, Arizona.. PANDORA! NAVARRO!!
Pandora Then Does The Splits Right In The Middle Of The Ring, As She Raised Her Free Hand Above Her Head, And A Giant Portrait Of Her Falls Behind Her, As The Fans Continue To Boo. She Then Stands Up Motioning As The Picture Retracts, Then She Looks Up The Ramp To Await Her Opponents.
JAIME SABEL: “Pandora looks determined to win this National Championship, and with the benefit of nearly everyone being a surprise entrant, not many were even expecting her to be here today!”
PEWDIEPIE: “I for one, was completely expecting that.. Totally wasn’t thrown for a surprise!”
Sing It Out Loud Till Your Lungs Give Out, Yeah
Scream It Out Loud Till The Wolves Come Out
The Fans Get On Their Feet For Carson Cain. Cain Steps Out Onto The Stage With An Excited Stride. He Smiles As He Stares Out Into The Crowd, Who Are Roaring For Him. Or For Him To Get Beaten. Either Way, He Doesn't Care. He Throws His Arms Up To Hype The Crowd Before Beginning His Walk To The Ring.
Through The Rivals, The Voice In My Head
Tell Me "Back Up", And Leave It For Dead
As Cain Walks To The Ring, He Reaches Out To Slap Hands With Some Of The Fans Reaching Out To Him. He Climbs Onto The Apron And Scales The Ropes To The Second Turnbuckle. He Uses His Hand To Shield His Eyes From The Lights As He Gazes Out Into The Crowd Before Jumping Down Into The Ring.
JAMES BUCHANAN: “And introducing second, from Los Angeles, California… The Catastrophist.. CARSON!! CAIN!!”
Carson Walks Around The Ring In Circles For A Few Moments To Psych Himself Up. He Sheds His Vest And Tosses It Down To Ringside Before Crouching Down In His Corner, Awaiting The Beginning Of The Match.
JAIME SABEL: “Wow! I’ll say what an entrance, and this is just getting more exciting! Now obviously, this means that Amelia Hearts is entering as well right?”
PEWDIEPIE: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a nail on the head wouldn’t it?”
JAIME SABEL: “Either way, we’ll see soon as the other four competitors are yet to enter!”
Suddenly "Opposing Bloodlines" By Konami begins to play as Jensen Kidd steps out to the ring, her eyes focused on the ring and her opponents. As she makes her way down the ramp, before she can be announced in the match, she’s hit from behind! Who just attacked Jensen?!
OMG it’s Angel Kash, Angel starts to beat down on Jensen, but is quickly stopped by security officials.
SARA CROSS: “Angel, you want to beat down on the roster during my show?! Fine.. You wanted my attention, you’ve got it! Both of you are in the match, and when we come back from commercial break you’ll show me if you can really hang with the best of Zion!”
The crowd cheers as we head to commercial break.
Commercial Break
As we return from commercial break, Jensen and Angel Kash both stand in the center of the ring with Pandora Navarro, Carson Cain, The Wiz, and Madison Wright. As they all prepare for the match ahead, the bell is loudly rung for the match to get underway!
Six competitors, all stand in the ring, ready to go through hell. Angel Kash in a New York Minute, bribes Pandora Navarro, which successfully works. Pandora, now influenced by Angel Kash, charges at Jensen Kidd and attempts to connect a strike to her leg, but Pandora is quickly taken down by the Wiz, who tackles her to the mat, saving the day. As Angel tries to creep her way into the corner, letting her meddling do the work for her, she’s quickly snatched up by Jensen who strikes her with a crushing elbow. Angel, now backed into a corner, is left for Jensen to do her work on. The two start throwing chops back and forth, almost like this was a Tennis match. As the crowd loudly cheers for the loud chops, suddenly Jensen is lifted by Pandora Navarro and is hit with a devastating knee strike to the head! While Jensen is down, on the opposite side of the ring, Cason Cain and Madison Wright are seen with the Wiz trading blows with one another. All three, oblivious to the obvious, are hit by Pandora Navarro with a bicycle kick! Pandora and Angel, now in control of the match, begin picking at the pieces of the battle royal competitors. Pandora, in control, pulls Jensen up from her feet and with Angel’s help, shove Jensen Kidd out from the match!
JENSEN KIDD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Pandora, now with the object that Angel wanted gone out of the way, kicks Angel Kash with a strike to her thigh. Angel Kash stumbles back, trying to grip the ropes to keep herself upright. Pandora, still in control, goes to connect another kick, but Angel dodges it and rakes Pandora’s eyes to try and get some distance between them. Carson, now up from his feet, charges at Pandora and connects a slingblade to Pandora, taking her off of her feet! Carson, trying to rally behind the crowd, makes his way to his feet, and with the Wiz tries to corner Angel Kash, but the gal from the Hamptons is able to wiggle her way out of harm’s way and connects Carson with a spinning heel kick as he turns to face her. Now focused solely on the Wiz, Angel charges and goes to connect a running bulldog, but Madison Wright interrupts her with a dropkick to her knees! Angel is down once again, as Carson and the Wiz begin trading blows. The two continue to do so until WAIT A MINUTE! That’s Amelia Hearts! Amelia runs and pulls Carson from behind eliminating him for the Wiz!
CARSON CAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
As the Wiz gets ready for any and all opponents, Carson and Amelia begin trading blows outside of the ring until security comes and pulls them both from one another. As this happens, the Wiz drags Pandora Navarro to her feet. As Pandora tries to adjust herself, the Wiz quickly lands a Big Boot to her! Pandora is down! The Wiz, now seeing his chance, forces Pandora back up to her feet and attempts to hit the “FUCK OUTTA HERE”! The Wiz has Pandora in the air set up for it but here comes Madison Wright with a dropkick! The Wiz drops down to the mat along with Pandora! Madison Wright, now standing tall above the two, but doesn’t see Angel Kash behind her! Angel turns Madison around and connects the KASH FLOW! Madison is out as Angel tosses her from the ring eliminating her!
MADISON WRIGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Angel Kash loudly shouts as the crowd loudly boos. The Wiz, the first to attempt to get to his feet, is met by a back rake that causes his very spine to twist and turn in agony as he slides his way to the ropes.As he pulls himself up, the Wiz waits for Angel to strike him, but rather than do that, she turns her attention to the rising Pandora. Angel, in an attempt to stop Pandora from standing on her own two feet, tries to stomp onto her back but is stopped by the Wiz who hits her from behind! Angel is down as the Wiz pulls Pandora to her feet to once again try to hit the “FUCK OUTTA HERE”, but Pandora reverses it and chops him in the chest.
As the Wiz stumbles back, he is left in shock when Pandora connects a Rope Aided Calf Kick to his neck! The Wiz drops down to his knees as now Pandora can officially go to work as the offensive in this match. As Pandora goes for a knee strike to the Wiz, Angel Kash hits a dropkick! Pandora is down, and Angel elbows the Wiz in the chin! As she slows her tempo down, making the Wiz feel every strike, and rake. She pulls him to his feet and knees him in the chest, knocking him out of the ring!
THE WIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
As Angel begins to celebrate, Devi Morgan and Jensen jump onto the ropes and begin taunting Angel. As Angel tries to chase them down, the two drop from the ropes. Angel, refocusing on the match, turns straight into a flying knee from Pandora! Pandora grabs Angel by the neck and tosses her from the ring! Pandora is the champion!
OMG! Pandora Navarro stands in the center of the ring holding the National Championship high as Angel Kash lies on the outer mat. Devi Morgan, happy with her decisions as her and Jensen back away from the battlefield as the camera fades to our first segment.
SARA CROSS: “It’s time for our last few picks of the night! Now with me, of course is Kai Morgan for the second round via zoom due to him having to leave for Fusion! Now it’s my turn for more picks than you Kai! Are you ready for this round? Things are going to get crazy!”
KAI MORGAN: “Of course, now let’s get this underway you showboat!”
The two exchange laughs while Sara opens her Mayhem binder.
SARA CROSS: “With the first pick in the second round, Mayhem selects KEIRA HUBBARD!
KEIRA! KEIRA!
KAI MORGAN: “With that, I wanted a real powerhouse pick for this second round! So with that being said, with the second pick, Fusion selects MINKA CARTER!
MAIN EVENT CARTER!
MAIN EVENT CARTER!
SARA CROSS: “Ok! Time for my next pick! With my second pick in the second round, Mayhem selects The Wiz!
KAI MORGAN: “Not even going to sugarcoat it, Zachery Porter is Fusion Bound.
SARA CROSS: “Oh that’s how we’re doing it Kai? Fine! I select Pandora Navarro!
We open in a studio, of sorts, with a man sporting orange-ish brown hair. He wears a white short sleeved t-shirt, a pair of jeans and white hockey tape around his wrists. He also has a microphone in his hand and a chair to sit in as he proceeds to speak. He has a shiteating grin on his face.
“SURPRISE BITCHES!!!”
He stops… before continuing on.
“I bet I was the last person you expected to see here, eh? The one and only Franchise of Professional Wrestling. The Mayor of #DickKickCity and the Founder, Chairman and CEO of #LowBlowLaboratories. One half of “The Ballbusters”, The Motherfuckin’, Uncle Cuckin’, Non-Cock-Suckin’, Runnin’ Amuck In, Tirelessly Pluckin’, Chickens run Cluckin’, When these punches I’m chuckin’, you better be duckin’. “Best young lad that was ever buckin’, screw with me and I’ll kick your Schmuck in” Ian Dempsey!!!!
Now, right off the bat… No. I am NOT signed to Kai Morgan’s brand. Nah, Fusion’s a sinking ship. There’s nothing I can do to save it. Whether it’s the Legendary Ozo Bay and his “Fatsotopian” YouTube champion Dickless the Clown and their Fatsotopian Bodyguard, The Walrus, or it’s my Brother-In-Law, Solomon Graham, getting his ass kicked by Minka Carter. I honestly wish she would just end his career already. We’ve all seen more than enough of him at this point, he needs to go away.
No, that ain’t what I’m here for. Instead, I’m headed to Mayhem baby! That, at the very least, still has a chance. And what with someone like me on the roster, we could have some fuckin’ FUN around here! I’m definitely lookin’ forward to this. So many dicks to kick and cunts to punt, so little time to do it… but I can always make time for it.
So, yeah… Mayhem, look forward to having a certified mayor on your roster… and whoever has the misfortune of facing me… sorry ‘bout your luck, chucklefuck. Hehehehe...”
He then laughs himself into a stupor as the show comes to an end.
